101 ways to make a Hot Thread (Humor)

[Soviet Heavy]

27. Create a thread titled "101 ways to _____" and only provide the first five; the completionists will do the rest!

If you haven't noticed, I've contributed a few more than five. I've been spreading them through.

28. Make a thread about relationship troubles. Most people could care less about your emotional state, but they feel the need to comment anyways.

 

[MikeFrost]

29. Make a thread about how to make threads!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Genius! I take all credit!

30. Be a dick. Take credit for everything, and let people comment on your massive ego.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Include "Furry" in title, instant replies

Repeat above but with "Sexuality

Or catgirls, but then it's a race between getting lots of posts and getting locked [small]nya[/small].

 

[Macabre9037]

31. Make a metal discussion thread. Metalheads love to comment and post obscure songs/bands they know. Arguments over what is and isn't metal and lots of posts soon follow.

 

[Rabid Toilet]

32. Insist that .99... does in fact = 1.

 

[Tzekelkan]

33. Ask unironically whether you are the only one that holds a very common opinion.

33b. Consider yourself the only person that understands that a very popular game was overhyped/overrated/without lasting appeal.

 

[ENKC]

34. Point out that Americans are too stupid to find their own country on a map. This is relevant to EVERY subject. See also: Hitler.

 

[WorldCritic]

Criticize something that is popular at the time.

 

[TheLoneSeeker]

Joking dude, sheesh

OT:

35. Ask people what they would like to see in the next installment of any popular series, then troll your own thread.

 

[Kae]

36 or 37 or maybe even 40 something I really don't know by now. Post a thread about how PC gaming is dying seems to work all the time.
And also I hate those threads so VERY VERY much.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Joking dude, sheesh

Sorry bout that.

 

[WolfEdge]

36. Let's not forget gun laws!

EVERYBODY who's ANYBODY loves talkin' 'bout gun laws!

 

[Flying Dagger]

Create the thread Does your avatar comment on whether the person above you thinks homosexuals using guns are the cause of piracy?

 

[Jonluw]

36. Let's not forget gun laws!

EVERYBODY who's ANYBODY loves talkin' 'bout gun laws!

*shivers*

#37 Post a forum game in the Off-topic section. Little known fact: All the users in the Off-topic section are starved for tiny entertaining games, but have not the understanding for the concept of the Forum games & RP section, and can therefore not be arsed to move over there when they want to play a game.
Forum games in the Off topic section will always gather replies in the hundreds, and no mod in the world can be bothered to move it.

 

[Eumersian]

#38

ADVERTISE PORN

Worked well for me in the past?

 

[Zeema]

Why Justin Bieber Rocks!!!!

 

[Natdaprat]

40. Post about how you have lost all faith in humanity

 

[Kiltguy]

41. Post how much <that recently controversy story/game/news/Thread> made you <laugh/cry/rage> and why.

Because you are begging for anonymous attention that you really could do without.

 

[Evilsanta]

42. As an OP only post pictures in your post. Because you know a picture is worth a thousand words.