EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY
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Seems about right 
It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.
It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.
I catched a glimpse of the title on the front page thinking I must have misread something. I did a double take, realized it was Critical Miss, and suddenly everything made sense again.
:/ EA has been busy these last couple of years, haven't they?
And so have you two! Well done, and keep it going!
And so have you two! Well done, and keep it going!We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?Daystar Clarion said:Seems about right
It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before they vital essences are consumed.
More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.
Well you know what they say a baby a day keeps the chaos gods away-plus it apart of a complete breakfast filled with everything you need to have a full on day
Nay, sirs, t'would be EA execs eating a baby, calling not being cannibalized a 'service' that requires the baby always be in a steel cage, and telling the grieving parents to 'deal with it', methinks.
NOTE: This is a joke.
NOTE: This is a joke.
Ah, so you went with the plan you mentioned during the Ms. Splosion Man stream then?
Of course you pulled it off as brilliantly as always XD
Of course you pulled it off as brilliantly as always XD
Somehow this wouldn't surprise me if this ended up as an actual headline later.
Maybe somewhere between destroying DICE and causing everyone at BioWare to commit suicide.
Maybe somewhere between destroying DICE and causing everyone at BioWare to commit suicide.
RoonMian said:We're talking about EA here... Roaming free ranges? Seriously?Daystar Clarion said:Seems about right
It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before they vital essences are consumed.
More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.
Yes, but free range babies are tasty.
Remember, they aren't selling the delicious babies to others, they're for their own consumption.
Only the best babies will do.
I thought the cover on the main page and the title were going to give us a similar punchline as your comic strip "lesbians".
It's nice to be surprised.
It's nice to be surprised.
Like babies only fed on oranges, or tomatoes or any other special taste (don't feed your baby tomatoes and oranges as they respectively cause poisoning and allergies).Daystar Clarion said:
