12-Year-Old Gets Maxim Mag, Mom Not Happy

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Why should she be mad?---The little dude is gonna have to learn what drinks to order someday,and what 12 year is not in need of a mafia lawyer at some point?
 

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Im sorry, I just saw Megan Fox on the cover and "the rebirth of sexy". it was at that point at I went too torch my local newstand. you suck megan, in both sense of the word.
 

Theophenes

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This does happen a lot in the magazine industry. At least they weren't total pricks--they could have given him "Knitting Monthly" or something like that.
 

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grimsprice said:
oliveira8 said:
Silence of the Lamb Chops? What the hell? Oh wait the news...

Yeah I don't see how anyone didn't notice that this wouldn't be that great.
lol. you noticed the 'silence of the lamb chops' too? lol. whatever. whats wrong with maxim? it never has any nudity in it. kids can see worse when they go to the beach. and as for any written content... well... obviously these people haven't been to public schools...

legal tips from a mafia lawyer... lolz.

antichrist superstar? dude. i want this magazine issue. lol.
Im with you one this, this might actully have a fun (or atleast funny) read. Such seemingly random headlines, what are we to expect next?
 

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I wonder what genius planned that particular switch? Too bad, too, because EGM was one of the few decent gaming magazines out there.
 

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The whole switching thing is a bit dodgey. But maxim magazine is pretty cool imo.
 

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Twelve year old kid, big fan of the wii? Softcore seems like a reasonable place to start getting him to grow up a little.
 

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I fail to see the big deal. 12 years old is the time kids start hiding Playboys in their bedroom, and putting up posters of women they think are hot. It's not as overt as it will get in a couple of years, but the beginnings of things. Parents should be used to it.

Frankly Maxim is a lot better than a lot of other stuff he could be reading, and truthfully I see no real reason to discourage it.

It sounds to me like a mother in denial, wanting to avoid realizing her little baby is growing up. The very fact that she's shocked, is probably a sign that she's a bigger problem than the magazines. Jeebus, I can't even imagine when it's going to be like when has to clean her kid's sheets before too long, she'll probably need a therapist.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
That is one sexy console on the cover.
I'd love to have to hit it to get it working.

Buh-Dum-Tish!

Edit: Anyways, people have said, he's twelve. He's going to want to see the stuff in maxim soon. He's old enough. Obviously, his mother is far too over protective. Not because she took it. Because she raised this kid not to like women in bras. Why would he want games more than nudity? Is he gay? How did she raise him to go against instinct and not keep it? If I were this kid, I'd keep them. And my mom would be happy I got the mail everyday. Ya know, in case it came.
 

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wordsmith said:
Twelve year old kid, big fan of the wii? Softcore seems like a reasonable place to start getting him to grow up a little.
It isn't even soft, they have clothes on still. It's like... A fluffy bunny in a fur coat made out of marshmallows. The bunny lives in a cloud house, mind you.
 

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LeonHellsvite said:
if it were my son I would pat him on the head and said "keep the magazine it builds character" (cookie to those who know where the core of that joke is from)
Calvin and Hobbes. Cookie please.