Zero Punctuation Shirts Finally Arrive

[Susan Arendt]

Zero Punctuation Shirts Finally Arrive

You can now put your love for The Escapist and Zero Punctuation on display for all to see with one of nine different t-shirts.

The shirts,which can be purchased from The Escapist store [http://www.splitreason.com/theescapist] at SplitReason.com, are not only guaranteed to provide a +10 buff to your intelligence and charisma stats,* but are also quite stylish and amusing.

Personally, I'm torn between the classy, yet understated Pants on Head Retarded [http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=577] shirt. Yellow's not my color, but I giggle thinking about the looks I would get wearing it.

If you've got a favorite, let us know!



*Not actually guaranteed, but pretty likely, just the same.

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[Conqueror Kenny]

I would have got the assassin one if it was not for the giant zero punctuation thing on the back. I'm not going to wear that outside.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I would have got the assassin one if it was not for the giant zero punctuation thing on the back. I'm not going to wear that outside.

That's my favorite too, but the giant ZP thing doesn't bother me, so I'd wear it. Now we just need a "Maybe the universe would end, and It would be awesome!" shirt, and we are set.

 

[Shivari]

Tell me, does the "Charismatic Stallion" shirt really have that big ZP logo right under it? Because if it does I'm really not interested. It really wouldn't be as much of a problem if the website wasn't right there too.

 

[huntedannoyed]

I like the black one with the big logo and the little dude on the arm.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Bah, where's the "Press X not to die" one?

 

[Myan]

Tell me, does the "Charismatic Stallion" shirt really have that big ZP logo right under it? Because if it does I'm really not interested. It really wouldn't be as much of a problem if the website wasn't right there too.

No actually it doesn't. That's the thumbnail. If you click on the thumbnail you'll see a view of the shirt below sans the ZP logo (http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/e72eedfc82d9.jpg).

 

[MindBullets]

I can has "MUMORPEGER" and "FACKEEN ORESUM" shirts plz?

Other than that, WOO!

 

[FanDam]

As I wrote in my original email when the question first arose:

"Yes, I would love a ZP t-shirt. And I will buy multiples, as long as it doesn?t say escapistmagazine.com on it somewhere. I?ll pay for an esoteric t-shirt. I won?t pay for an advertisement."

There's two scenarios here: Either having the URL on the shirt is so good (for you) and brings (you) so much money that the shirt should be free (or vastly reduced in price, say $5 or $10). Or, there's little value in placing the URL on the shirt and it just becomes an eyesore. I'd rather pay a few bucks more not to have it.

 

[runtheplacered]

$20, ouch.

 

[nightfish]

I think i'll keep my geekiness within my house. I often wonder about the sanity of people who wear gaming tshirts.

 

[HobbesMkii]

There should be a t-shirt with the Enemy Imp in all his various permutations. That one I would buy.

Also, I personally don't mind the advertising. As they say:
"I know half my advertising budget is unnecessary, I just don't know which half."

 

[LewsTherin]

hmmm....

If you fight someone who shoots F***ing bees out of their F***ing hands you're goning to F***ing lose.

If they pull that can do that i'll buy it.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

I often wonder about the sanity of people who wear gaming tshirts.

Precisely why I wear them.

Alas, I won't be wearing these ones, as dazzling as they are. Me and cross-border courier fees don't see eye to eye. (When the broker charges more than the retail cost of the product, it's time to find another source...)

-- Steve

 

[LewsTherin]

I would have got the assassin one if it was not for the giant zero punctuation thing on the back. I'm not going to wear that outside.

its not too bad...

http://www.splitreason.com/product/580#

*double post sorry *

 

[Jumplion]

I'd be too nervous to wear the "Pants-on-Head Retarted" one in public for fear of abuse by thy fellow school children, but i'd go with the Assassin one.

When will new shirts be avaiable and how often would they be introduced?

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

I'd be too nervous to wear the "Pants-on-Head Retarted" one in public for fear of abuse by thy fellow school children, but i'd go with the Assassin one.

When will new shirts be avaiable and how often would they be introduced?

I'd be afraid to wear it as I'd be attacked by conservative soccer mom's who are far to politically correct for their own good.

 

[Sennz0r]

I would wear it to prove that soccer moms are too afraid to attack me because this t-shirt would state I am capable of running around with pants on my head

...and none on my behind.

 

[Susan Arendt]

When will new shirts be available and how often would they be introduced?

Depends on how well this lot are received, I should think.