Zero Punctuation Shirts Finally Arrive

[kyouger]

Susan Arendt

Trust me, my friend, I am lobbying hard for the gremlin plushies. Haaaaard.

All right! I'd get that for a friend. Now all we need is the muhmorpuger and "The world would end, and it would be awesome!" tees. I would totally buy those. And if they're sold out of the XL size, that must mean that quite a lot of people are interested, so that's a good sign.

 

[Russ Pitts]

though I will note the baby tee shrunk ever so slightly

Which I say again is totally 100% fine by me.

 

[sammyfreak]

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

 

[Andraste]

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

Oh no he di'nt!!

 

[Anton P. Nym]

I'm going to second that recommendation for a copy of the "Assassin" T done on a white hoodie with grey print. 'Twould be parfait. As it is I'm definitely getting the "ZP" and "Issues" Ts, and I'm considering "Assassin". (Skipping the "pants-on-head", though, as people ask worriedly about my health if I wear yellow.)

I have also, wittingly and with malice aforethought, linked to this article in the Halo.Bungie.Org forums. Moo-hoo-ha-ha. (Which should also be a ZP T, eventually.)

-- Steve

 

[sammyfreak]

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

Oh no he di'nt!!

The "We have issues" one would be awesome to wear to a family counciling session.

 

[Gregorius]

So I need to deposit some money into my bank account and get these shirts. Granted, I have $2000 worth of paychecks I haven't even cashed yet, but when I do, the "Assassin" and "Pants" shirts will be my first buys. The "Assassin" one will be my typical everyday 'wear-out-in-public-so-as-to-look-cool-in-front-of-my-friends-who-think-they're-better-than-me-and-can-go-[CENSORED]-themselves' shirt, and then the "Pants" one will be my classic 'go-out-on-a-very-sunny-day-and-BLIND-people' shirt. I've had one for every year since I was six, and bright yellow and white are the perfect colors to blind those unsuspecting bastards. The other ones... ehhhhh. Not bad, per se, but not great.

And to SaintWaldo: I support that idea 100%. I'd love to have one of those giddy, pokey buggers to snuggle at night.

 

[Fire Daemon]

I'm trying to decide between the pants on head retarded or the charismatic stallion.

Will we see more shirts in the future?

 

[Russ Pitts]

Where is the Eagle Semen one?

I am dissapointed of your lack of influence in the PR department Russ!

I think I'd technically have to donate all revenues from the sale of that to the TechTV/G4 retirement fund. More trouble than it's worth. Especially considering how they're looking these days

 

[tthor]

I'm going to second that recommendation for a copy of the "Assassin" T done on a white hoodie with grey print. 'Twould be parfait. As it is I'm definitely getting the "ZP" and "Issues" Ts, and I'm considering "Assassin". (Skipping the "pants-on-head", though, as people ask worriedly about my health if I wear yellow.)

I have also, wittingly and with malice aforethought, linked to this article in the Halo.Bungie.Org forums. Moo-hoo-ha-ha. (Which should also be a ZP T, eventually.)

-- Steve

you heard him, the ppl have spoken! we want white assassin hoodies!

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Just liked to say thanks for the heads up about the XL's...

I'm not fat, I'm just tall...so i need the longer shirt

 

[Susan Arendt]

For the record, I would also like to voice my support of the Assassin hoodie. So the question now becomes, if forced to choose between a gremlin plushie and an Assassin hoodie, what would I do? What would I do?

 

[Archon]

How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

 

[sky14kemea]

nooooooooo i want one!
i want one of each T_T
deinifty the "pants on the head retarted" though

 

[Susan Arendt]

How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

Squeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Yes, please!

 

[Myan]

How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

Brilliant!

 

[TrevorOfCrete]

it would be really great if a "this shit is bananas" shirt was made. Thats one of the killer lines Yahzee has produced so far, pure class.

 

[LewsTherin]

How about miniature Assassin hoodies designed to fit ON the gremlin plushies?

You, my good man, are made of win

Also: Two words

Shruiken and Lightning

Four more:

Glorious PC-gaming Master Race

 

[Elurindel]

I'm going for the Assassin one myself. Just hope the size I bought was right, as they didn't have enough of the large ones in stock by the time I bought one!