Science!: Duck Penises, Willpower and Whales

[Lauren Admire]

Science!: Duck Penises, Willpower and Whales

Inside: How ducks have sex.

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[John Funk]

More about Duck Cocks than I ever wanted to know. Thanks, Lauren!

 

[Kuliani]

labyrinthine ducksnatch tunnels

My god, you have scarred me for life, Lauren.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I already knew about the Ducks sex habbit because of Cracked, those crasy ducks. The whale story is sweet.

 

[diablomaki]

male ducks can also kill chicken hens if they try to "get" them. seriously they bludgeon them till they hemorage or bleed out or something. so dont let ur ducks mount ur chickens it could get bad.

 

[House_Vet]

Yeah... ducks are very rapey indeed *shudder*...

On the awesome side - whales show empathy: That, neurologically, is utterly badass!

 

[RanD00M]

As a child i learned that duck sex resembles rape.Damn that pond with it's raping ducks.

 

[Irridium]

About that whole "Do as I say, not as I do" article. All it seems they really did was prove that power currupts. Did they really need science for that?

As a child i learned that duck sex resembles rape.Damn that pond with it's raping ducks.

Actually, humans are the only species that find rape bad. Pretty much every other species engages in rape. And some even do it for "shits 'n' giggles" (The animals that do are Dolphins. Yes, dolphins rape for laughs)

 

[carlisn]

Probably the most awesome title I have ever read. Just felt like saying that.

 

[skeanthu]

No wonder Daffy the duck is daffy.

 

[RanD00M]

As a child i learned that duck sex resembles rape.Damn that pond with it's raping ducks.

Actually, humans are the only species that find rape bad. Pretty much every other species engages in rape. And some even do it for "shits 'n' giggles" (The animals that do are Dolphins. Yes, dolphins rape for laughs)

Yes,and form human eyes it looks like rape.I was human back then.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I flipped a coin to decide if I should click those links.
Suffice to say, that was incredibly weird.

Oh, and I am a little conflicted about that pod of whales now...DAMN.
Rrrrrrrraaaa!
*passes out*
*regains consciousness*
After consulting myself, I have realized I cannot afford to set a merciful precedent.
As "d'awww" inspiring as that was, whales are still in need of extermination.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Jeez, even Ducks get more action than me

Just joking, rather odd topic for today dontcha think Lauren?

 

[LTK_70]

Methinks our use of '*****' is better substituted by 'hens', because... a hen that deliberately makes reproduction harder on the male? What a *****.

 

[Lauren Admire]

Jeez, even Ducks get more action than me

Just joking, rather odd topic for today dontcha think Lauren?

Don't you mean rather AWESOME topic?

 

[SaintWaldo]

labyrinthine ducksnatch tunnels

My god, you have scarred me for life, Lauren.

This.

Seriously, after the mincing around "penis" and vagina", you launch "ducksnatch" without batting an eye. You are a formidable opponent.

 

[duchaked]

yeah okay let's all be mature and...

okay really the moment I read "explodes out of its sac like a heat-seeking missile and quickly deposits the sperm within seconds" I couldn't help but burst out a chuckle

oh how you word things lol

 

[El Poncho]

Whales are awesome. One day Whales and Seals will commence an attack on those pesky Killer Whales.

 

[Jared]

More about Duck Cocks than I ever wanted to know. Thanks, Lauren!

Ill say! lmao!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Lauren... did you HAVE to mention Jareth on a topic about sex? ANY kind of sex?! I mean, damn, woman!

[small]Great, now I'll have nightmares of that crotch bulge chasing me through a stone maze AGAIN. I'll be forwarding my therapy bill to you, Ms. Admire.[/small]