Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[The Escapist Staff]

Question of the Day, May 10, 2010



The coolest thing to do with your iPad isn't to get the latest apps or the most expensive cover - no, destroying it is all the rage. What's the best way to destroy your iPad?

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[Legion]

Using it as a weapon to bludgeon politicians who lie? Alternatively use it as a shovel to plant apple trees.

I am in a strange mood it seems.

 

[Simalacrum]

I would juggle it.

On the top of Mt. St. Helens

"woops, I think I've dropped it in a pit of magma..."

 

[Macgyvercas]

Using it as a weapon to bludgeon politicians who lie?

That would be every politician. You might need more than one iPad.

OT: standard response for anything you want dead/destroyed.

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[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

Microwave it, because what the hell else do you use it for?

 

[Legion]

Using it as a weapon to bludgeon politicians who lie?

That would be every politician. You might need more than one iPad.

I think Apple should use it as a marketing policy, they'd sell billions.

 

[Kwaren]

I don't have one, but if I did I would take it out to the shooting range.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Remember that guy who used to put all kinds of stuff into blenders to see if they'd blend? That.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Give it to George Clooney and see if he could stare at it until it dies..

"Men who stare at Ipads"

 

[James Hueick]

Smash it over Bill Gates' Face.

 

[Abedeus]

I have a great way to destroy it. Don't buy xd

 

[Marter]

Given the chance to destroy an iPad, I'd probably do something uncreative like beating it against a pole.

 

[coldfrog]

I... wha? what? I mean, I hesitate to even consider asking for clarification about something whose sole purpose I can only assume is "to be on the internet" but what the hell is this? I mean, is it a bunch of videos or what?

It sounds crazy

In addition, I suppose I would set it on the ground about 15 feet away from the top of a 3 story building and hurl bowling balls at it. It would DEFINITELY have to be on the inside of a huge target though.

 

[Julianking93]

Shot out of a canon and into the sun.

What other way is there?

 

[Mechsoap]

skateboarding on it

 

[The Unforgiven]

I say the best way is to use it as your target at the shooting range

 

[Halceon]

Steamroller! STEAMROLLER!!

 

[yoyo13rom]

Slam it to the grown. That's my first instinct.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Divide by 0....