Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[LostTimeLady]

Smash it over Bill Gates' Face.

Oh the irony!

Personally I'd use a quantity equivilent to a pack of cards of ipads and make the world's biggest, most high-tech tower of cards. Photograph it. Then bowl a size 14 bowling ball at the tower.

 

[robakerson]

Put one portal underneath it, and another portal on the low-river side of the hoover dam (towards the top, preferably).

 

[oppp7]

Frisbees. And if you armor plate it they can be used as weapons.
Edit: Where was yesterday's poll?

 

[DaxStrife]

Sideways-slap it into your enemy's face (which in my case is usually someone at an Apple store).
You could, of course, blend it, because it will blend.

 

[Distorted Stu]

See avatar for answer.

 

[Tirak]

Blender, oh yes, definitely the blender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Remember that guy who used to put all kinds of stuff into blenders to see if they'd blend? That.

You mean this?

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RkMRCnlBM[/link]

 

[Hawgh]

Throwing it through the window of a computer store, then stealing a decent netbook.

 

[dex-dex]

make it into a SKATEBOARD!!!!!

but i would just give it to a bunch of daycare children who have no clue what it is and see the crazyness begin

 

[Jared]

If I had to choose one...Have to say microwave it! Fun with Microwaves!

 

[pignoli]

Shotgun + clay pigeon launcher please.

PULL!

 

[Jedoro]

Using it as a weapon to bludgeon politicians who lie?

That would be every politician. You might need more than one iPad.

OT: standard response for anything you want dead/destroyed.

Spoiler

QFT

I'd mix some gasoline and styrofoam, put it on top of the iPad, light it, and watch the show.

 

[dee_dubs]

An expensive toy like the IPad needs an equally expensive and spectacular method of execution. I propose we use thermite.

 

[Chechosaurus]

Best way to break an iPad? Ummm... use it?

I guess I'd take it out for drinks and then push it in front of a car when it's drunk. I could claim he fell whilst intoxicated and that I tried to save him. I almost certainly get away with it.

 

[therandombear]

Throw it lika a hammer thrower would be kinda fun to watch...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_throw

 

[Triangulon]

Microwave it, because what the hell else do you use it for?

Use it as a stand to get your netbook at a more ergonomic height?

OT. Wearing them as shinpads during a particularly vigorous game of football.

 

[karhell]

I'd go for the "nuke it from orbit" approach

 

[MrPokeylope]

Smash it with a baseball bat in a field while listening to Geto Boys - Still

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Blend that sucker! Using the right blender can render the iPad into the most expensive and dangerous powder you wouldn't want to inhale

 

[JAY_RAD]

Electrocution. "You've been sentenced to death, how do pea?" "What? Steve Jobs is awesome? Throw the fucking switch!" TTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Fatality!