The problem with "a bat" is that the truly best way to destroy one is baseball bat, while first in line at the apple store for the launch of the iPad. Since the launch is over, the level of "haterade" can never be as high. I mean, who'd be dedicated enough to stand in line for 12-20 hours just to pay $460 dollars to bash the hell out of one in front of hundreds of rabid fans?
I'd chip in for it, definitely.
I'd chip in for it, definitely.