Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

Tom Goldman

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Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds



There's one particular player you'll want to avoid while playing Call of Duty if you're a foul-mouthed 12-year-old: Treyarch's military advisor.

Retired Army Lieutenant Colonel and now Call of Duty military advisor Hank Keirsey is currently helping Treyarch in the development of Call of Duty [http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Black-Ops-Xbox-360/dp/B003JVKHEQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1282938396&sr=8-1] back in 2003. In his spare time though, Keirsey might be trying to track down kids that berate him on Xbox Live.

Keirsey talked up Treyarch and the realism of Call of Duty in an interview with CVG. "The reason I chose to go with [Treyarch] was because I did think they were doing a useful service besides making a good game," he said. "When I played the original Call of Duty, after being a soldier, I screwed up a couple things. I know to check corners and when someone jumps out I was kicking myself. It was sufficient and realistic enough that it gave me the damn willies. I was waking up in the middle of the night thinking I could do much better."

After he became much better at the game, he encountered that situation we all encounter when playing online: the incredibly skilled foul-mouthed 12-year-old. To all of you that happen to be one of these, if there's anyone you want to avoid it should be Keirsey.

Why? Because he'll come after you. He says: "Then you're pissed off in multiplayer when some 12-year-old is kicking your ass. You think: 'I do this for a living you little bastard.' I'm going to crawl down your basement hatch and I'll find you, you little ... "

If you ever hear someone say "I know where you live you little bastard," during a game of Modern Warfare 2 [http://www.amazon.com/Call-Duty-Modern-Warfare-Xbox-360/dp/B00269QLI8], it's could be Keirsey because that's how he counters the use of improper language against him. Then he says: "Use all the expletives you want; when I show up you're going to have a big bar of soap in your mouth and a boot up your ass."

He's joking of course, but it's funny to hear the reaction of someone so close to the Call of Duty franchise on this issue. The foul-mouthed 12-year-old can even get under the skin of some of the toughest guys in the world.

Source: CVG [http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262056]

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Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...
 
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If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.
 

Sixties Spidey

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lolwut? The foul mouthed 12 year old is everyone who plays Call of Duty. Okay, almost everyone. Every other high schooler I know.
 

ArMartinez02

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I dont blame him, little kids that swears and think they are a god in any game makes me want to shove my controller up their ass. I wonder when the parents are going to step up and stop them from doing what ever they want.
 
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I respect this man. So very much.

The MW2 multiplayer base is literally worse than Anonymous. If you know me, you'll know how much that means to me. X_X
 

AgDr_ODST

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WHY oh why can't thier be people like this guy who don't just say but actually come through on threats to kick these little 12 years asses
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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i like this guy a lot. But i feel his pain since i stopped playing CoD online because of younger kids. And of course other reasons as well. But I may pick up BO if it doesnt have any annoying glitches.
 

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GamesB2 said:
Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...
And slice of their hand's and tounge.
 

BritishWeather

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HaHa i'd love to see some little chav/try hard/wannabe/high pitched/generic Xx_Optic_Toxic_xX/swearing shits face when he get slapped on the back by a soldier who's crept up being him with a bloody machete. Please Teryarch confirm whether you get to play as the SAS in the Iranian Embassy siege
 

Casual Shinji

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"I'm going to crawl down your basement hatch and I'll find you."

This is going to be my new motto.
 

Buizel91

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buy teh haloz said:
lolwut? The foul mouthed 12 year old is everyone who plays Call of Duty. Okay, almost everyone. Every other high schooler I know.
I'm not 12...or foul mouthed O_O *sniffle* im a good sport while playing that game thank you very much =3

And im glad to see someone who works with the game hates them as much as everyone else.
 

BlackStar42

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I have found my new best friend. Any word on what he does to those mother*%&^£! quickscopers and tac-knifers?
 

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DVSAurion said:
Possibly the best title for any article ever.
There have been some contenders, I believe there was one about Zombies being arrested? Unless I'm misremembering it...