Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[derelict]

That is easily 90% of the target market that he wants to put soap in the mouth of

EDIT: There probably isn't enough soap in the world

There's more than enough soap, and more than enough boots, and I would pay my employer if he gave me that job, and work penniless every day of my life completely happy and content that every useless shit-talker in the world was on my list...and they were all gonna pay. >:}

In some seriousness, its more a 12 year old thing than a 12 year old Call of Duty thing. That's right about the age they start talking the talk, and most of em calm down once those who end up walking the walk leave boot prints on their faces.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I dont blame him, little kids that swears and think they are a god in any game makes me want to shove my controller up their ass. I wonder when the parents are going to step up and stop them from doing what ever they want.

This.

I fucking hate the whiny sweary little brats, doesn't matter what game. Irresponsible parenting is a rampantly growing problem in today's society.

 

[SCAFC Chimp]

I personnaly would love a "mute everyone but my friends" button. Pure. BLiss.

If you're on XBL, I swear that there is an option for it somewhere so that anyone not your friend is automatically muted.

 

[hammelbamf]

I hate kids as well. Also they have no business playing such a game.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Cant blame him, no one can stand those little fuck face dicks

lol newb I owned ur ass lawlalwlall

Lolumad (Fuck those who say that)

*Explosion* Why did you do that! im gonna tell mommy on u!
(A cookie if you get the reference)

 

[tightbore5]

This is totally awesome! I play this all the time. One of my buddies also got me into airsoft, and it's cool because I can use the same guns they have in the game, and I can play live action. Check this site out, they have a lot of cool information.

http://www.airsplat.com/modern-warfare-2.htm

 

[captain underpants]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

same here man.

If he put the soap in the kids mouths, and the boot up the parent's arse it might be more effective.

BTW, here's a clip of the man himself http://www.abc.net.au/tv/goodgame/video/default.htm?pres=20100719_2030&story=7 (about 4:45) Personally, I think he comes across as a bit of a prick, but that could be just me.

In all seriousness, I would've thought a man of his age and experience would be above letting bratty kids get under his skin, but then, I don't play shooters online, so I can't really fathom how bad it is.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Call of Duty has a military advisor?

My god, he must be absolutely terrible at his job.

He's main job is probably checking that small things are right, for example, that characters are wearing the right uniforms.

There's nothing wrong with that. Most people here probably wouldn't pay much attention to what he says about the gameplay if they were making a game.

Well actually there are many small things wrong with COD, small but obvious things, perhaps even more than big things. For example, there is no such thing as an "AK-74U", and the gun I assume they were trying for, the AKS-74U, is not a sub-machine gun. Nor is there a such thing as an "M21 EBR", there is an M21 or an M14 EBR, but not an M21 EBR. So again, either the advisor is bad at his job, or they just don't listen to him.

 

[FamoFunk]

Haha, I love this guy. I'd pay him myself to go around 12 year olds houses and kick their ass!

 

[Kper Nic]

Lol, i totally know how that guy feels haha. But damn dude, maybe you need to chill out a bit. Go play airsoft or something, without 12 year olds lol. Me and my friends play airsoft all the time, its great stress relief. I even get to use the same guns from COD its pretty cool, check it out http://www.airsplat.com/call-of-duty-4.htm

 

[Above]

dont we all?

no i love them!

*Sniggers*

OT:quite frankly,i love this guy.

 

[Above]

*Explosion* Why did you do that! im gonna tell mommy on u!
(A cookie if you get the reference)

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smQNmN15qMQ

God,that is so awesome

 

[Stuntcrab]

*Explosion* Why did you do that! im gonna tell mommy on u!
(A cookie if you get the reference)

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smQNmN15qMQ

God,that is so awesome

Sinister's Cookie --->

Enjoy

 

[DaHero]

and this is why I will never play another multiplayer based game for as long as I live: The inability to go to someone's house and beat the hell out of them.

Though that guy could do it...could call them a terrorist threat...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Does this guy have a medal? He deserves one for thinking the way he does, I agree with him. If he already has one, give him another one.