Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

101194

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Lol, 12 year olds kicking a military advisors ass, He should just play an RTS.
 

random123456789

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I love this guy. He is a brilliant example of how realistic Call of Duty is and what it means to him. To have a mouthy 12-year-old beat and insult one of the reasons that they're playing the game in the first place makes me all the more determined to send all of them off to a real war and see what happen to there minds if they can't use radar after 3 kills (if they last that long that is)
 

Sixties Spidey

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101194 said:
Lol, 12 year olds kicking a military advisors ass, He should just play an RTS.
There will still be prepubescent fucks on an RTS. My first experience playing Warcraft III online was not pretty.
 

GonzoGamer

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Irridium said:
If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.
I see the ad campaign for Modern Warfare 3.
They can win the Cannes Grand Prix with that.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.
 

Pielikey

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That is easily 90% of the target market that he wants to put soap in the mouth of

EDIT: There probably isn't enough soap in the world
 

subject_87

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This guy is awesome. He should personally visit the home of every griefer, camper, hacker and shrill 12-year-old and personally choke them to death with their own controller/keyboard cable.
 

Nouw

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We need more of these guys. I really want to see the reaction of them
 

SextusMaximus

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I am 13, however I'm not one of the bitches who insult people online. Mostly I laugh at their insults (my favourite being "I'm going to eat your mom"). So I have no reason to be afraid of this bloke, but I do hope he kick the arses of my friends and show them how the miltary really works XD
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Keirsey talked up Treyarch and the realism of Call of Duty
What the fuck? I'm sorry but call of duty isn't even close to realism in my book. When we invent a shotgun that is better than all our modern equipment that can snipe me half way across the map then I will believe it.

Anyways, He dose realize that these kids he wants to put soap in the mouth of is why his game sells so much right?
 

Quantum Star

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.
I'd join that battalion. (If I even owned the game)
 

XT inc

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of course back in his day and routed in most of our hearts a bar of soap in the mouth and a boot up the ass was a legitimate threat, it could happen and you wouldn't go calling cps or your teachers about getting whooped for being a little douche bag.
 

BobisOnlyBob

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UnableToThinkOfName said:
The MW2 multiplayer base is literally worse than Anonymous. If you know me, you'll know how much that means to me. X_X
Anonymous is individually and collectively more intelligent and competent than the useless screaming masses on Xbox Live. I don't know what your trouble with them is, but it's better to not directly invoke them unless you want more negative attention from them.
 

Slythernite

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Children are one of the reasons I don't play multiplayer games in which I cannot kick/slay/ban/silence. I've never really played CoD, so I figure the lack of dedicated servers must be a killer when all you can do to fight the arrogant little ****s is mute them and hope you get a few lucky kills. Or leave.
 

Mr.Petey

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First person shooters were never for the pre-teens anyway and yet they'll be the idiots you're playing with/against online. It is irritating when the maturity in a game drops a couple of evolutionary steps in online shooters.
Kids who arse about online and hide behind the anonymity of the net should have their headsets and consoles ripped from their grubby mitts, leaving the more mature minded folks like us to play in peace.

Perhaps some kind of ID could be verified through the system to ascertain if Joe Bloggs is over 15...just anything to keep the lil bastards offline for good
 

BlackStar42

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.
This! WE WANT THIS! Treyarch, if you're reading this, MAKE IT SO!
 

MadMechanic

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"...And in other news today, a veteran soldier was arrested for threatening abusive and loud-mouthed 12 year olds over XBL"
Lets be honest, it could happen...

Screw bars of soap. Ram white phosphorus grenades down the little berk's throats.

This guy is brilliant. But, has he not heard of reporting them?
S'wat I do after I've just endured 15 minuites of unprovoked abuse, usually personal or family related.