Critical Miss: #40

[The Wooster]

#40

Some things just can't be unseen.

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[GiantRedButton]

well kratos did get down with aphrodite.
No matter how it would end, jars certainly would fall down after qwick pressing of buttons.

 

[Jared]

HAHA! The last panel cracked me up!

Vile Images! Fly my pretties!

 

[DTWolfwood]

Animal crackers stick was hilarious yet at the same time i can't help but feel bad as a man XD

I'd go with Kratos since he managed to satisfy a goddesses NO HOMO XD

 

[crotalidian]

Love the MTG Game as a frameworks....Damn those seagulls!

Dante, because if he puts a dress on I can squint and imagine him as a girl

 

[dududf]

Okay, eeewwww....

Just...

I'm gonna have that image in my head all day now XD

 

[craddoke]

Scraping? I think you're doing it wrong.

 

[SnipErlite]

Haha Vagina monologues.

(Y)

 

[teh_Canape]

she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
she never loved Cory Rydell and Grey Carter
why should Cory Rydell and Grey Carter love her now?

epic

XD

 

[Darth_Dude]

0.o

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...

Yeah....

 

[Gigano]

And so, somewhere in the murky depths of the internet, another lengthy piece of incredibly weird fanfiction was presumably inspired...

"Ashes to ashes, lust to lust": The Heptalogy

[small]Though Kratos could probably use some stress relief, and Dante some manly comfort after the utter failure of his latest makeover. If something else than rivers of blood float your boats, go at it guys.[/small]

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Dante. He'd air juggle Kratos until he's dead.

 

[The Wooster]

The ending is awesome, I started to chuckle at work and got scolded for it. I'll do it again for the last panels.

 

[Zhukov]

Ew.

All those God of War sex minigame QTE... sequence... things and that thought never once occurred to me.

 

[Madara XIII]

BWAHAHAHA We all know that the Original Dante would do so much better in bed than the Heroin-Addict One (Srsly they said what I was thinking )


Lady's Man

Crack Head

We all know the Better choice people


XD But to be honest, I doubt there is a woman Kratos can't Satisfy

 

[KEM10]

See, I first read this thinking Dante from the Divine Comedy. But, that would be more spartan initiation ritual than anything else.

Also, I love how you can visually describe how the thought process traverses the room. Brilliant!

 

[Da Joz]

Its been awhile since I heard Vines song, I think I'm going to go listen to it.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

So that's how those nasty mental images get around. Now I can protect myself even better. I already have built-in anti-mental image flak set up around my head, but this will only help me combat their vileness even further.

 

[ImpostorZim]

Hilarious. I get why they're both being compared in bed though. Kratos is the biggest western videogame action hero of the decade and Dante is his eastern counterpart. To compare them sexually is just logical. xD

 

[Grahav]

Ack, fangirl porn. The horror.