Critical Miss: #40

[SilentHunter7]

Well he was cursed to wear the ashes forever. I'm not so sure it would come off.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I'm glad I have control of my imagination. Hooray for not imagining it! Great depiction of the vile mental image, guys.

 

[LordBojangles]

AAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHH! Why would you write that? Why would anyone write that!?

 

[Chris 'Chaos' Voce]

ok now i think i need to wash my brain out with Bleach thank you very much

 

[CRoone]

*Vile Mental Image enters my brain*
0_o
*I reach for the Brain Bleach*

 

[Simriel]

Wooo, Reanimator! From Death, Victory.

Everybody knows Dante would be better, although you'd have to have a genuine relationship (Dante is ever the gentleman). Kratos would just be there for the sex.

Bah! My white Weenie will be victorious! It doesn't matter how many creatures you have. I HAVE MORE!

 

[Simriel]

that was fairly funny. Any particular reason for the magic cards?

I play MTG fairly regularly and Cory plays me occasionally via the terrible port that is Duels of the Planeswalkers. I figure it'd be a good setpiece for terrible terrible conversations. That and there aren't really that many comics about MTG (I can think of one, offhand) and there's a shitload of players. A good niche there.

It IS a good setpiece for terrible conversations. This is what happens during my own games, I have no idea why. Completely agree on Duels by the way, it has nothing close to a deck I actually WANT to play. White Weenie FTW!

 

[Mysnomer]

Bah! My white Weenie will be victorious! It doesn't matter how many creatures you have. I HAVE MORE!

Haha, Midnight Banshee, Damnation, Mutilate, etc. etc. My deck is pretty much a toolbox. The only thing that really stymies it are T1-3 kills; hardcore vintage decks; and evil, evil lockdown-control.

 

[Simriel]

Bah! My white Weenie will be victorious! It doesn't matter how many creatures you have. I HAVE MORE!

Haha, Midnight Banshee, Damnation, Mutilate, etc. etc. My deck is pretty much a toolbox. The only thing that really stymies it are T1-3 kills; hardcore vintage decks; and evil, evil lockdown-control.

Elspeth, Nomads Assembly, True Conviction, Captain of The Watch, Sun Titan. And I know what you mean about Lockdown-Control its bad and anyone who plays it is bad.

 

[BuggDoubt]

COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO DEBATE

thank you for affirming that beatdown was, in fact, a legitimate magic deck. had one. never had anyone i played with know what i had. felt like a crazy person. wore tinfoil hats, story for another day.

Thank you, truly.

 

[Wolcik]

Didn't Kratos ever washed? or maybe swim perhaps?

 

[dystopiaINC]

Hilarious. I get why they're both being compared in bed though. Kratos is the biggest western videogame action hero of the decade and Dante is his eastern counterpart. To compare them sexually is just logical. xD

Kratos the biggest? seriously? i barely even knew who he was until GoW 3 came out, i think Commander Shepard or Master Chef are better comparisons.