Critical Miss: #40

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Plurralbles

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*cringe... eye twitch*


Gah.... that's really... really... just... wow... damn.

ashes and crabs, what kratos gives you if you survive.
 

ucciolord1

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"Like canonically, the sex would be awesome, but scraping out some ashy goop afterwards? Not so much."

I can't really add anything to that.
 

Burningsok

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twaddle said:
Madara XIII said:
BWAHAHAHA We all know that the Original Dante would do so much better in bed than the Heroin-Addict One (Srsly they said what I was thinking :D)


Lady's Man


Crack Head



We all know the Better choice people :mad:


XD But to be honest, I doubt there is a woman Kratos can't Satisfy
he's a teenager you really wouldn't expect much from him in bed anyhow.No homo XD
He looks like a lesbian chick
 

T-Bone24

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I really liked the style of this one, from "superior girly laughter" to the flying "vile image".
 

Digikid

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Oh that is true....but I just find them very hard to understand. They are just too...too.......random.
 

PrototypeC

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You know what's funny? This. No, I'm not trolling you guys (anymore)! I might actually start to like this strip now. You know, character development, current jokes, each character getting some screen time... I dunno, this comic could really take off for me from now on. Well, we'll see.
 

justnotcricket

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I love that little demon flying out of her head and into his. Beautifully encapsulates what's happening!
Just to be pedantic (and disgusting) technically Kratos has probably slept with enough people across the three games that you'd think most of the loose, transferable ash down there would have, you know, already worn off... =S
 

Phantomess

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DMC4 Dante. ESPECIALLY thanks to the picture. He's quite hot for a guy who doesn't exist...
 

The Great JT

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That kind of reminds me of what Blackadder said about marraige (and relationships/sex, I suppose it could work with those subjects too). "It [love] is like a Christmas cracker; one massively disappointing bang and the novelty wears off."
 

wildcard9

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Hmmm...Moll's Blue-White Control is probably a life-gain-counter allies deck. Don't know too much about reanimator black. Clutch's Red-Blue aggro is probably counterspells, burn, and timewap, pyromancer's ascension, valakuts, fetch-lands, and reverberate/twincasts up the yin-yang. Lastly, Ashley's green beatdown is probably full of ramp: oracle of mul daya, Lonniwar elves, harrows, and explores, big beatsticks like Terrastompers ("stampies"), and acceleratns (Elvish Piper, etc.). I probably wouldn't' be too off if he was also running Rampaging Baloths with the landfall ability to spawn 4/4's, Aunt Queens, and Overruns to smash his opponents. My money, personally, is on the blue-red aggro. Aggro's my game.

Rydel and Carter, if I've just accurately predicted your character's decks, I'd like a batch of fresh-out-of-the-oven internet cookies delivered under my name. If I'm close, I'd like a few. If anything, I deserve at least one in attempting.

My deck is big red goblins. Siege-Gang commanders, Chieftains, guides, and bushies with quest for the goblin lord, dragon fodder, and goblin assaults to synergize. I round it off with burn and 20 lands.
 

ThaBenMan

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Ahahahah, instant classic. So many funny parts - good job, guys! This comic is becoming one of my favorite parts of the Escapist!
 

rabidmidget

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This was definitely one of the better strips, as it had so many non-punchline jokes in it that were funny enough to deserve a comic in itself, especially that last one.

Good work!
 

IamQ

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You have given me some less-than-pretty images in me head...
 

DPunch4

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Holy shit! MTG is starting to go viral again! My uni has been overtaken recently, and sxephil mentioned it and now this!?!?!?!? ok maybe not. but i still love MTG.