25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do

[Motti]

Of all of those, 15 is really the worst.
There is such a thing as spousal abuse and it doesn't just go one way, either.

Most of the others are just weird. Smell her hair? Stare at her all the time? Call for no reason? Sounds rather creepy/stalkerish to me.

This list was probably written by some girl still waiting for mister right to gather her up in his arms. Of course, we'd have to get his arms out of his straight jacket first.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

I lose.

 

[HotShooter]

I think guys really believe playing with the hair works. I've had random guys try to sweet talk me while playing with my hair randomly on more than one occasion. The strange part is that I'm a dude and, as far as I know, everyone involved in the act doesn't "swing that way." The worst part is that it is all true, and I'm afraid of it happening again.

 

[scrambledeggs]

i do most of these things lol

 

[similar.squirrel]

Number 10. How depressing.
I mean..It's..GAY. Really GAY.
Um..

Seriously..I wonder who thinks of these lists?

 

[Skeleon]

The worst part is that it is all true, and I'm afraid of it happening again.

Go get a shorter hair-do. Or if you already have short hair, shave your head bald.
If they still find a way to play with your hair, they definitely "swing that way", I'd say.

 

[crudus]

Number 10. How depressing.
I mean..It's..GAY. Really GAY.
Um..

Seriously..I wonder who thinks of these lists?

How is it gay? Knowing how to dance is considered sexy by a majority of the girls I know.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Number 10. How depressing.
I mean..It's..GAY. Really GAY.
Um..

Seriously..I wonder who thinks of these lists?

How is it gay? Knowing how to dance is considered sexy by a majority of the girls I know.

I being sarcastic.
I'm far too awkward to dance, and I sort of embarrassed a girl before by..not dancing..
Bitter memories.

 

[Amarok]

I'll probably be able to do number 15 perfectly.

I can imagine myself being a victim of domestic abuse...

 

[Deleted]

I tear up the dance floor with my moves straight outta Jackson's Billie Jean and all my female friends get embarassed. Guess its a matter of the right moves.

I'll probably be able to do number 15 perfectly.

I can imagine myself being a victim of domestic abuse...

Your avatar tells a different story.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Girls just like to dream about the perfect guy.

Guys just dream about..............Well, you can fill in the blanks.

 

[Sark]

I could probably do most of these without vomiting, but I will never give up cocaine for a woman.

 

[Nemorov]

Alright. I'm a girl and I am morally opposed to this list. I'll elaborate.

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

What? Leaving me the hell alone? Maybe I don't want to be cheered up. Maybe your pathetic attempt will only make me angry.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.

That's just freaking creepy. I don't want your nose all up in my hair.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.

I can stick up for my self. With the guys I date, probably them too.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

I don't want your stupid remote. Why does everyone assume girls want to steal the freaking remote?

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

...and then get inadvertently punched in the face? 'Cause that's what happens when you touch me unexpectedly.

6. Play with your hair.

Get your grubby hands out of my hair. I know where those hands were a few short hours ago.

7. His hands always find yours.

See previous two comments.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

What the hell has that got to do with anything? What ever happened to 'Hey, could you please...' Don't play cute with me.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

What have we learned about freaking touching me?

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

Yes, lets make fools of ourselves. Together. That makes it so much better.

11. Never run out of love.

I didn't realize real love and not passing fancy omg-I'm-so-in-wub!!1 was quantifiable. 'Sorry hunny, gotta run to the Love Station... my tank is running a little low. Don't want to run out!' What the hell.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

*seriousface* 0_o

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.

Half the time I can't tell the freaking difference. Who am I to demand this?

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

Are you serious? I probably take less time then they do. Again, why is it a given that girls spend half their lives in the bathroom?

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.

If I'm actually hitting them, even play-actually hitting them, they're not going to react in a 'cute' manner. Funny maybe...

16. Smile a lot.

Prompting my response of 'What the hell are you so freaking happy about?'

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.

Ick. No.

18. Appreciate you.

Appreciate me? What? Like coddle me and tell me everything I do is super-special-awesome-aw-look-she's-doing-something-aw. Yeah, that's what typically makes me NOT go out with a guy.

19. Help others out.

Oh, good for him... a philanthropist. -_-

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

No. No, no, no. Retard, wasting all that freaking gas. That is a sign of stupid-with-lust. Ugh.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.

Specifically so he can go 'Neener neener neener... I have a GF and you don't.'

22. Sing, even if he can't.

Please refrain. I tolerate this for about two seconds before you get play-actually hit in the mouth.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

As opposed to an uncreative one? What are we saying here?

24. Stare at you.

Please don't. It makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get 'punchy.'

25. Call for no reason.

Aww... no. That gets old after about a day. "What's up?" "Oh noooothing. Siiiigh. <3" "Uhh, ok. Then bye."

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.

AND THIS. THIS pisses me the fuck off. It's their freaking body, it's their freaking life. You're not their freaking mom. Leave it alone.

I guess I'm just an unromantic *****. >_>

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

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Bloody hilarious. Take 10 awesome points for that. Now THAT is dedication to the task.

 

[crudus]

I being sarcastic.
I'm far too awkward to dance, and I sort of embarrassed a girl before by..not dancing..
Bitter memories.

FYI: only 9% of the message is portrayed in text. Seeing as how no one knows each other to know when people are being sarcastic it would be nice to get a "/sarcasm".

 

[Deleted]

I being sarcastic.
I'm far too awkward to dance, and I sort of embarrassed a girl before by..not dancing..
Bitter memories.

FYI: only 9% of the message is portrayed in text. Seeing as how no one knows each other to know when people are being sarcastic it would be nice to get a "/sarcasm".

Its become sarcasm to end in a [/sarcasm]. Damn internet culture!

/me shakes fist

 

[Meglin]

Ok, im a girl and this is what i think of the list:

25 things a perfect girl would do
1. Know the right thing to say when you had a hard day at work.
Thats fair enough i guess. I would want the same thing.

2. Try to secretly play your Xbox, but you always notice.
Secretly? Nah, the xbox is mine... my bf has his playstation 3 so we're good there.

3. Cheer for you in a fight, but not berate you when you lose.
Could you please not get into the fight in the first place? Coz i think i would be more of the kind of person to jump into the fight... no one hits my man...

4. Give you the credit card during shopping.
lol that would be just as bad. as soon as we enter jb hi fi we are both gonna rack up the credit card bill

5. Come up in front of you and put her arms around you.
I like hugs too, so not a problem

6. Play with your ba- muscles.
Um sure ok...

7. Her hands always find your-
Oh now who put that there??

8. Be rational when she really wants something.
I am quite capable of being rational... most of the time...

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Only if you need one

10. Dance with you, even if she dances better.
I cant dance even if my life depended on it, so no

11. Never run out of love.
ok

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
I would rather be funny, but if the situation calls for seriousness, sure

13. Realize she wasting too much money on Vogue magazines.
Vogue magazines? lol i buy Top Gear

14. Not take so damn long getting ready.
Yeah, sometimes i can be pretty bad... sorry

15. Call the cops when you hit her and it actually
hurts.
I would hit you back HARD, and then call the cops. Just not before i give you a bloody face

16. Smile a lot.
Im a generally happy person

17. Plans a romantic date full things you both like.
Call me old fashioned, but isnt that his job? not that i havnt planned romantic things before, its just nice when you put some thought into it

18. Appreciate you.
Thats a given

19. Help others out.
Only if its in your power to do so

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for the day.
For the day, ok. I would do that same.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when her friends
are watching.
Just on the cheek?

22. Sing, if she wants to.
Oh you dont want to hear me sing...

23. Have a creative sense of humor.
I'm a writer, so i can be creative

24. Stare at you, but not too much.
doesnt it depend on the kind of stare?

25. Make breakfast-in-bed for no reason.
I'm usually the one that sleeps in lol

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because she loves you that much to quit it.
No worries coz i dont do any of those things anyway. i drink but not too much

a few more pointers to the guys:
seriously, with us, it really is the thought that counts. for example, just say its our anniversary. if we hear, "lets just go the movies, i cant be arsed" thats not gonna go down too well. however, if you have been thinking about what to do and all the things turn out to be dead ends, going to the movies would be fine. its the fact that you thought about it that matters to us.
We are not all about money. Like the above, we dont care if you buy us something cheap as long as you put some thought into it.
And thats about all i have to say

 

[Razman]

Stereotypical list I'd say. Granted theres a bunch of stuff I would do on there, but theres plenty of bs on it as well.

Also on a side note: sure you can have my remote, I'm keeping those batteries tho...

 

[Deity1986]

How to make a girls perfect date:

Incense, home cooked food, romantic music, dimmed lights, TV off, rose petals on the floor.

How to make a mans perfect date:

Show up naked, bring beer.

 

[Arehexes]

I think 15 is funny because I follow the, if you do it to me I'm gonna do it do you rule of life. So if was was playfuling hitting me i'm gonna playfully hit back...although I'm not to hit hard when I play.

 

[scotth266]

Spoiler: My arguments on this list.

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

Not entirely unreasonable. It's sort of expected that if you were dating someone you're interested in making them happy. A good start.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.

Wait, strike that previous statement. This has just become the top 25 creepy lady-fantasies list.

Look, we men know you ladies sometimes put lots of effort into your hair/making it look pretty and smell good, but 99% of the time we aren't going to be stuffing our nostrils in it. I have allergies to perfumes, as do a good number of people. Not to mention that my nose fell off/died after years of hanging out with other dudes, some of whom emitted truly noxious gases from their posteriors. I can't even smell a rose: your hair is not getting treated better than man's most abused scent.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.

How are these two things related? Oh, I see: this is about avoiding the old "over-protective" stereotype. Well, I suppose I have no terrific objections there, unless you happen to be giving your love interest reason to suspect that you've been cooking another man's salami behind his back.

If so, you're just a hypocrite.

4. Gives you the remote control during the game.

Ignoring the obvious jab at the whole "men love sports" stereotype, I'm just going to assume this means letting the lady have the TV on occasion. No real objections there, save for the stereotype used to make the point.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

Awww... someone's been watching romance movies again. No real objections to this part of the list, other than how women probably have varying opinions on how creepy having a man actually do this to them is. I certainly wouldn't do it by surprise.

6. Play with your hair.

Another movie thing, and it's also related to hair. Well, no real objections here I guess.

7. His hands always find yours.

Isn't this sort of contradictory when compared to the whole independent bit? This list is starting to strike me as being overly romantic.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

Wait, what? Men do not typically enjoy being CUTE. This strikes me as almost being lolita-ish.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

Some ladies don't like massages, and some men don't know how to do them.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

If we don't want to dance with you, odds are it isn't the dork factor. Odds are it's more like we're afraid that we might kill someone by having a shoe fly off in the middle of the proceedings.

11. Never run out of love.

What, men aren't allowed to have off days anymore?

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

Well, this isn't too bad.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.

Not a terrible expectation either.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

Wait, what? If you're taking forever to get ready, get started earlier so your partner doesn't have to sit on his rear waiting for you.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.

(0_0)

For those of you who know my posting habits, I rarely use emotes. Let me explain: this bit is CREEPY AS I'LL GET OUT. It's like the person who wrote this was attempting to coyly (or not so coyly) promote the S&M fetish.

All I've got to say is, if someone hits me, odds are I'm not going to be cute about it: I'm going to beat the living shit out of them (unless I deserved it, of course, but even then I'm not going to be CUTE.)

16. Smile a lot.

Ok, I suppose.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.

This assumes that the ladies out there like men being cheesy around them.

18. Appreciate you.

I see no issue with women wanting their love interests to appreciate them.

19. Help others out.

Fine by me.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

This is acceptable to me as long as you aren't demanding it all the time. That's called being unreasonable.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.

What is this, high school again?

22. Sing, even if he can't.

If we're having a karaoke night, and you're not FORCING him to do it, I see no issue with WANTING him to sing: just don't expect an opera from someone you know doesn't like singing.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

This is a repeat of a previous point. Yawn.

24. Stare at you.

Er... okay? So women like people acting like stalkers around them?

25. Call for no reason.

If I call anyone, I'm not doing it for no reason. It's a waste of time otherwise.

If you want someone to call you so you can chat romantically, THAT I don't mind. Just don't say you want someone to call you for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.

I see nothing TERRIBLY wrong with this (especially the last one, which is illegal) unless you start over-reacting about it (again, with the exception of the last one.)

What's with all the kitchen/sandwich jokes, guys? Haven't we grown out of those yet?