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chunkydude84

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PurpleRain said:
chunkydude84 said:
I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.
These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.
Perhaps I over reacted a little. I just don't see myself doing most of these things. Then again, I have trouble seeing myself with a woman in general, but that is another topic altogether.
 

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chunkydude84 said:
PurpleRain said:
chunkydude84 said:
I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.
These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.
Perhaps I over reacted a little. I just don't see myself doing most of these things. Then again, I have trouble seeing myself with a woman in general, but that is another topic altogether.
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
 

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This is equal parts unnerving, creepy, and downright pathetic.

And, of course, obligatory spousal abuse thing, if a man said a perfect woman would "act cute" after he'd pummeled her into near unconsciousness, THEN it'd be bad, but no, no, no....

*sigh* Ladies, people who write things like this are what truly undermine the entire feminist movement.
 

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Sigh... Whatever happened to "Twenty-five things a perfect person would do"?
 

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I could probably do alot of those things if I like the girl but most of the girls of my age here don't give a crap about that kinda stuff.. I'm just 14 xD
 

chunkydude84

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PurpleRain said:
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
Whenever I smile, small children tend to flee in terror.
 

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chunkydude84 said:
PurpleRain said:
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
Whenever I smile, small children tend to flee in terror.
Haha. We are two of the same my friend.
 

shadowguardian62

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wow i cant believe you guys are such pricks about this stuff this isn't stuff that matters that much and if you really cant take the time out to do this for a girl i gotta tell you you are gonna have a very empty life, I'm only 19 and i have more common sense than all you dumb-asses put together, stop thinking about yourselves get off your lazy 450 Lb asses and do something for your girl, assuming she hasn't kicked your undeserving fat ass off the 40th story of a skyscraper.
 

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crudus said:
If a female wrote this then I think she was rather egocentric.
Or just got dumped or cheated on and in spite made a list of everything her boyfriend never did and say that would be the ideal guy.
 

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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
I always try to make her laugh

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Yea sure if we are making out and her hair smells good ill let her know by smelling it often but not enough to detract from the experience

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
Always do

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
sure, although shed only turn it up :)

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
do that to all the girls i know well

6. Play with your hair.
yea but thats cos she has soft natural hair that isnt sticky or anything like these other ppl are saying

7. His hands always find yours.
yea, how the hell do some people think this is gay? if u do u dont deserve to be close enough to touch a woman.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
yea but she does it more lol

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Every night im with her i do, (believe me she will repay you :)

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
yea i look like a jackass when dancing but she likes it and has fun with me

11. Never run out of love.
i won't

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
yup i can do that although im more comfortable being funny

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
most of the time but im not perfect

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
U kidding im the one making her take so long :p

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
i dont really get what this 1 is trying to say but i play w her and act like her punches do hurt a little lol, as long as i see her hit me lol

16. Smile a lot.
when im with her its hard not to

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
:) done that too :)

18. Appreciate you.
i always do :)

19. Help others out.
sometimes i do, im a friendly guy

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
if i had to i would she is worth it

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
i always kiss her goodbye not just on the cheek

22. Sing, even if he can't.
lol yea i do that too

23. Have a creative sense of humor.
yea im kinda witty at times i guess

24. Stare at you.
it makes her blush but i do, its hard to stop :)

25. Call for no reason.
done that too lol end up talking for a while :)

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
yea if she asked me to give up something i would, but she doesnt mind hookah and she drinks socially too
 

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4. Give you the remote control during the game.
No no no, I don't think so. The minute some random crappy show becomes more important than the playoffs is the moment when I leave this world on a flying carpet made by poor blind leprechauns.

I'm not trying to be funny here, i'll stay faithful and always be completely honest but there is no way in hell that is happening.
 

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no that list does not point out what a perfect guy would do.

Let me list a few things I believe a perfect guy would do.

1. Teach you how to fly an airplane.
2. Teach you how to shoot properly.
3. Not become extremely uncomfortable when you see/talk/date/hangout with other guys.


I am a man, and I do these 3 things for my girlfriend. So, I believe I'm perfect.
 

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i agree with PurpleRain. It's not being whipped or losing self-respect. Many of those things I have done because I cared for the person I was with.
 

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FoolKiller said:
i agree with PurpleRain. It's not being whipped or losing self-respect. Many of those things I have done because I cared for the person I was with.
Thanks man. I never realized these were abnormal anyway.
 

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Aur0ra145 said:
no that list does not point out what a perfect guy would do.

Let me list a few things I believe a perfect guy would do.

1. Teach you how to fly an airplane.
2. Teach you how to shoot properly.
3. Not become extremely uncomfortable when you see/talk/date/hangout with other guys.


I am a man, and I do these 3 things for my girlfriend. So, I believe I'm perfect.
Umm... you would not become uncomfortable when your girlfriend dates other guys? WTF???
 

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FoolKiller said:
Aur0ra145 said:
no that list does not point out what a perfect guy would do.

Let me list a few things I believe a perfect guy would do.

1. Teach you how to fly an airplane.
2. Teach you how to shoot properly.
3. Not become extremely uncomfortable when you see/talk/date/hangout with other guys.


I am a man, and I do these 3 things for my girlfriend. So, I believe I'm perfect.
Umm... you would not become uncomfortable when your girlfriend dates other guys? WTF???
Going on a date with someone is no big deal, who the fuck cares. We're all 20-something, no need to get tied down with any one person.

I'll also maintain a girlfriend and date several different women at the same time.
 

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Douk said:
you've all probably seem this list, its pretty old and its been floating around in the interwebs for a while. I didn't see it come up at all in search so here for the sake of discussion. My friends have been chain mailing me this (none of them understand that sending to all friends will result in me getting about 20 of these bad boys) What do you think of guys who seem to embody this list (for lack of a better term, whipped guys?

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.

I think this list is the dumbest fucking thing a woman (assuming) has ever written. I don't know any girls that expect this out of a man, and I don't know any man that tries to do any of these. Granted, some are common sense, so I'll high light some really outrageous ones.
Number 2 is just bizarre. You'll just look like a weirdo. Same with 6 and 9 (olololol).
Number 4 basically means to relinquish all sense of ownership and possession for the sake of your girlfriend. Since when was holding the remote a prestigious honor?
Number 3 in dudespeak is: Support me when I need it but don't expect the favor to be returned.

Maybe i'm just grouchy, its midnight, and I haven't slept yet. Escapists (guys and girls) what is your take on this. There isn't a female version of the list anywhere on the internet... maybe I should get the ol' typewriter out...
And that's why the 'perfect guy' either doesn't exist or likes men
 

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Glefistus said:
This is the most naiive list I've ever seen. Somebody should post 25 things a perfect woman would do to counter
That's the least mature concept I've ever heard.
 

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Douk said:
24. Stare at you.
I've received a restraining order for this one.

Anarchemitis said:
Glefistus said:
This is the most naiive list I've ever seen. Somebody should post 25 things a perfect woman would do to counter
That's the least mature concept I've ever heard.
Firstly because a 'perfect woman' is an oxymoron.