25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do

[chunkydude84]

I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.

 

[Disaster Button]

Sounds like something written by the Fatty Twilight author.

"15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. "

>.<

 

[joshthor]

most of em arent too bad. i do about....18-19 of em. the only one extremely rediculous is the driving 5 hours for 1 hour. hell no. maybe if i hadnt of seen her in a month but otherwise no.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

hang themselves

 

[historybuff]

I think you guys are taking this a little too seriously. Most women know that guys are never going to do those things. And what a "perfect man" is is different to every woman.


Mostly, I just don't want a guy who blames everything I say that he doesn't like on PMS. But then, I like mature men, not college frat boys. Mature men know they can't just expect sex for nothing. We expect something in return.

 

[Jedoro]

-snip-

*fishes ring out of his pocket while playing CoD4* You wanna get hitched?

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Spoiler: 25 Things a Perfect Woman Would Do

Make me 25 sandwiches.

 

[joshthor]

Spoiler: 25 Things a Perfect Woman Would Do

Make me 25 sandwiches.

LOL thats awesome

 

[similar.squirrel]

I being sarcastic.
I'm far too awkward to dance, and I sort of embarrassed a girl before by..not dancing..
Bitter memories.

FYI: only 9% of the message is portrayed in text. Seeing as how no one knows each other to know when people are being sarcastic it would be nice to get a "/sarcasm".

My bad. I should probably start doing that. Or stop being sarcastic.

 

[Gerazzi]

well...
I'm going to file this thread under "crap I don't care about".
Why does it matter if someone has sick, unrealistic fantasies?

 

[Baby Tea]

Why does it matter if someone has sick, unrealistic fantasies?

Uhh, I do 22 of those for my wife.
I don't think it's unrealistic at all.

 

[Gerazzi]

Why does it matter if someone has sick, unrealistic fantasies?

Uhh, I do 22 of those for my wife.
I don't think it's unrealistic at all.

Oh.
Well, to be fair I do most of these things without a girlfriend.

But calling for no reason is something that will be forever annoying to me.

 

[tehweave]

Nah... I'd say "Whipped guys" sums this up pretty well.

 

[PurpleRain]

I guess, what a lot of people forgot here is that the girl is talking about her boyfriend. Smelling hair, starring, etc, etc, isn't creepy.

As to all those whipped guys comments, har har har, high-larious. I do what it takes to make her happy and love me back. If the girl (the one the OP is talking about) enjoys that, then give it to her and she'll make you happy in return. Of course, listing these things out is very demanding of her, but she's just talking about generally things that are most obvious. I assume she's pre-teen or teen.

Why does it matter if someone has sick, unrealistic fantasies?

Uhh, I do 22 of those for my wife.
I don't think it's unrealistic at all.

Oh.
Well, to be fair I do most of these things without a girlfriend.

But calling for no reason is something that will be forever annoying to me.

Again, I'm with Baby Tea. These are very normal things to do with a girl. Like I said, it seems quite obvious so I assumed she was young. But I find it funny people saying that it is unrealistic. These are all quite normal.

Spoiler: 25 Things a Perfect Woman Would Do

Make me 25 sandwiches.

LOL thats awesome

Not really. It's as funny as: 'Go back to the kitchen!' Oh wait, it's the same joke.

 

[Evilbunny]

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

during the game

the game

Dammit! I haven't lost the game in over 3 weeks!

 

[FoolKiller]

Wait a minuate thats 26 things, this thread lies!

It's about time someone points this out.

 

[PurpleRain]

I think you guys are taking this a little too seriously. Most women know that guys are never going to do those things. And what a "perfect man" is is different to every woman.


Mostly, I just don't want a guy who blames everything I say that he doesn't like on PMS. But then, I like mature men, not college frat boys. Mature men know they can't just expect sex for nothing. We expect something in return.

You talk like a woman who's watched far too many American Sit Coms.

 

[PurpleRain]

This is just the shit we're (guys) are supposed to do, just pretend guys.. it's not that hard.

Yeah, pretend and you'll bag yourself a beautiful relationship in no time that you will both enjoy!

I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.

These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.

I find this list to be demeaning and degreading to both sexes. Of course it's great (and necessary for a long term relationship) to be appreciated, but this is way beyond "too far". The girl who made this list needs to grow up, no self respecting guy would conform to these criteria.

Self respecting guy? What about a guy who wants to do things on this list?

I must admit, this sounds pretty creepy at times. "His hands will always find you"? "Stare at you"? "Call you for no reason"? "Secretly smell your hair"?

Is #26 "carve an idol to you out of your favorite tree, and worship you as a deity"?

Again, see my above post. It's hardly creepy.

 

[George Palmer]

Things the woman who wrote this list can do.

1. What are you 13? Did daddy not pay enough attention to you? Grow up.

And thats coming from a guy who still play d&d who is well into his 30s!

LOL

 

[somekindarobot]

GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING REMOTE, WOMAN, OR I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!