Watch_Dogs: Quis Custodogiet Ipsos Custodoges

[The Wooster]

Watch_Dogs: Quis Custodogiet Ipsos Custodoges

It's not quite indiscriminate murder.

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[Objectable]

I really like the outfit Erin is wearing. Can she have it more often? Pwease?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Attending Nickleback concerts seems like a legit reason to murder someone to me.

 

[RJ 17]

Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Tired of living like a blind man,
Sick of sight without a sense of feeling.

And this is how you remind me...
This is how you remind me
Of why I just got clubbed!

 

[lacktheknack]

Erin's trenchcoat is boss.

WHERE'S THE NEW WGDF?

 

[Burnouts3s3]

I thought people generally liked Watch_Dogs.

 

[Roxas1359]

So he's 27, only makes $17,900 annually, and regularly attends Nickleback concerts? Yeah, I'd punch him just for how financially irresponsible that person is. Then again, Nickleback concerts are probably dirt cheap.

 

[wAriot]

Pearce's face in the last panel doesn't make sense.
He'd be cheering her.

Seriously though, he's a real psychopath, even if you try to be a "good guy", most missions involve being a complete asshole.

Edit

I thought people generally liked Watch_Dogs.

Seriously? Where have you been this past two weeks? It has been getting a lot of criticism, specially the PC version.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

You seem to have skipped over the part where Erin asks him to pull over for a sec and the car smashes into seven other cars before careening off a bridge.

 

[RoonMian]

All right. Corey and Grey love Nickelback. Noted.

 

[marioandsonic]

Okay, this is something I've been wondering for a while now, since I don't really follow music that much:

When did Nickleback become such a big punching bag for the Internet?

 

[Fasckira]

I thought people generally liked Watch_Dogs.

I thought it was a mention to the Nickleback bit, not Watch Dogs itself.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Wow. Such violent. Very Erin.

*gets looks*

Sorry...I saw "Doge" at the end of the title and had to do it.

 

[Requia]

Okay, this is something I've been wondering for a while now, since I don't really follow music that much:

When did Nickleback become such a big punching bag for the Internet?

2001.

 

[Thaluikhain]

After all that buildup, no WGDF comic? I'm disappointed and happy at the same time...

Like DNF, it's a big deal as long as it doesn't exist.

 

[BX3]

Nickleback is one of those bands I don't even hate, I just find the jokes hilarious because they're such a great go-to punchline, kinda like Taco Bell. They're cheaply produced, crammed full of artificial ingredients and consumption just about guarantees you a not-so-healthy dose of diarrhea...

...

... Also, Taco Bell isn't too great either.

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[Pyrian]

Then again, Nickleback concerts are probably dirt cheap.

And if you don't like it, you can get your nickel back!

...Sorry, had to be done...

 

[Kenjitsuka]

So he's 27, only makes $17,900 annually, and regularly attends Nickleback concerts? Yeah, I'd punch him just for how financially irresponsible that person is. Then again, Nickleback concerts are probably dirt cheap.

I think that is just the "intro" of the joke.
He's ALSO the guy who makes that 17,900 by giving people tickets when they park without paying.
You know, those ever popular guys!