Dick Souls

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Surprise comic?

That is true though. Everything is essy and done wrong by everyone, but the person in question.
 

Madara XIII

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therandombear said:
Surprise comic?

That is true though. Everything is essy and done wrong by everyone, but the person in question.
Pretty much. Doesn't matter what build you have, because someone's gonna whip out their proverbial Dark wiener and compare size, flaws, and how many STDs they have. Admittedly, I'm guilty of this too.
 

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Haha, this is exactly how people act with Souls game.
"You using Havel's armor? What a wimp!"
"You use Hexes? What is this, Baby Souls?"
"HA! He needed a shield in this game! What a fairy!"
"Oh my god! he's backstab fishing. I knew this guy was a casual" (Actually if you backstab fish, you might as well be the lowest form of life in any Dark Souls game.)
 

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I'm a pretty diehard Dark Souls fan, and the idea that people think the only thing that makes it special is that it's hard is the worst. I would say it's best to go into it with not a lot of information and such because a lot of the game is about a sense of exploration, but I think caring about your reputation as a player is fucking stupid.
 

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The Wooster said:
Dick Souls

Everything is ez.

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New Character
SL Level 99
48 Vitality
66 Endurance
12 Attunement
16 Fucking Strength
10 Dexterity (But don't tell anyone you levelled that up, you fucking ******.)
What are you?
Casual?
Giants
Giants
Giants
Become unstoppable.
What rings you got *****?
Havel's ring and the Favour of Protection.
Health, Stamina, Endurance
Everything you could ever want.
Black flame
Black flame
That means New Game + bitches
Father Mask
The best fucking mask in the game
And of course don't fucking forget your chaos two hander and grass crest shield
Well, what is it?
Are you cool yet?
It's time to fucking pwn some noobs.
 

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I bet you scrubs use a controller to play souls.

Real gamers can do just using the power of their mind.
 

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Pfft, the only way to play this game is a full Strength Greatshield of Glory + upgraded Broadsword build. Who needs to parry when something hits your huge ass shield and puts themselves into a parry state for you.


Already rekt a bunch of fastrolling, Uchigatana wielding, that ring that makes you invisible when you roll (but the lock-on still works so it's actually useless) using scrubs who think they're God's gift to parrying.


That's 6 wins to 0 losses Dexfags. Git gud.
 

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Jim Sterling covered a lot of the same points as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXUzbcNM6K0

Though the "training session" at the beginning is Hilarious.
 

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A comic that perfectly encapsulates why I'll never be interested in the Souls series.

I go by the fighting game mean: Any game genre or series with a fanbase more cancerous and dick-waving elitist than the fighting game community is more than I can handle. Hence, I avoid MOBAs and Souls games. XD
 

LazyAza

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Yup the Dark Souls community is pretty bad at times. Reading the comments on the various best friends play lps of the games is quite depressing.
 

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I'm trying to decide if playing Dark Souls with a Rock Band controller or a steering-wheel and pedal set would be more intuitive.
 

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An interesting game. It seems the only way to win is not to play.

...or just avoid all internet communications.
 

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Oh it's the crowd that thinks "that would make it easier" is a sufficient argument to dismiss any and all suggestions that would make the game more enjoyable and playable like it is some universally understood doctrine that difficulty is the only reason for a game to exist at all.
Fuck them.