Not to mention the steak and mac&cheese that went along with it.
In related news, I think my stomach may explode.
But that's totally okay.
In related news, I think my stomach may explode.
But that's totally okay.
3 pound lobster? How's THAT for a going-away dinner
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Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Jalapeno sandwich. It was an...interesting taste, but I will never ever do that again.
Speaking of outrageous meals, on the night of Decemeber 13th in the Year of our Lord 2010, I was at Ruth's Chris steakhouse for a friend's birthday dinner, and during said dinner I ordered the "porterhouse for two"...for me.
That's right. A porterhouse steak meant for TWO adult humans. Eaten, to the very bone, by yours truly.
That's right. A porterhouse steak meant for TWO adult humans. Eaten, to the very bone, by yours truly.
Outrageous meals, huh? Well, my aunt spread pasta sauce on a pancake and gave that to me. I'm not sure why I ate it, perhaps because of my affinity for pasta or delicious pancakes. I can assure you, though, that the two combined formed a disgusting duo. When my aunt was asked for the reasoning behind the meal she replied, "I heard he liked spaghetti and pancakes..." Morale of the story, be careful about mentioning favorite foods.
Lobster, steak, and macaroni and cheese. Specifically eaten in the order of: mac&cheese, then steak, then lobster.Dwarfman said:
I can sense your envy pouring out through my screen.
I always wanted to try Shark meat... I hear it tastes like chicken!
... I'm not even being sarcastic, it really does apparently taste like chicken!
The Shark! Chicken of the Seas!!!
...Goddamn, I get off topic so easily...
... I'm not even being sarcastic, it really does apparently taste like chicken!
The Shark! Chicken of the Seas!!!
...Goddamn, I get off topic so easily...
You think I'd make macaroni and cheese out of the box???
I'm insulted.
Were this 1787, I'd challenge you to a duel.
And all this coming from the plebeian with no lobster at all?
I'm insulted.
Were this 1787, I'd challenge you to a duel.
And all this coming from the plebeian with no lobster at all?
You hide behind your memes, but your jealousy is literally palpable.Ice Car said:
Okay, cool story broseph, but what are we supposed to discuss? I'm sorry, but I really don't see the discussion value. Are we supposed to discuss that you ate a 3 pound lobster?
And there's plenty of discussion value.
We could discuss:
A) past lobster dinners
B) the occasion and cause for this going away dinner
C) favorite seafood
D) as suggested, past outrageous meals
E) other
Just be a little creative every now and then brah.
I use my memes when they are right for the situation, I don't spam them everywhere.AnonymousTipster said:You hide behind your memes, but your jealousy is literally palpable.Ice Car said:
Okay, cool story broseph, but what are we supposed to discuss? I'm sorry, but I really don't see the discussion value. Are we supposed to discuss that you ate a 3 pound lobster?
And there's plenty of discussion value.
We could discuss:
A) past lobster dinners
B) the occasion and cause for this going away dinner
C) favorite seafood
D) as suggested, past outrageous meals
E) other
Just be a little creative every now and then brah.
Second, your post just tells us "Oh, fuck yeah I ate a 3 pound lobster" and nothing else. I saw no point in a topic that says three short lines of what you just did.
Honestly though, it's pretty stupid to make a low-effort topic saying "I got this giant enemy lobster, after breaking off it's weak point and eating it for massive damage" or something along those lines and expecting a discussion to spark out of it? And yeah, I just added another meme for the hell of it.
Lastly, I don't think I've ever eaten lobster before. Never did, don't want to.
But to add to the "discussion"...
A) Had none
B) ?
C) Just about all kinds of fish. No particular one.
D) I can't really name any "outrageous" meals I've had, since I can't think of any at the moment
E) ?
No, making this topic wasn't stupid.Ice Car said:I use my memes when they are right for the situation, I don't spam them everywhere.AnonymousTipster said:You hide behind your memes, but your jealousy is literally palpable.Ice Car said:
Okay, cool story broseph, but what are we supposed to discuss? I'm sorry, but I really don't see the discussion value. Are we supposed to discuss that you ate a 3 pound lobster?
And there's plenty of discussion value.
We could discuss:
A) past lobster dinners
B) the occasion and cause for this going away dinner
C) favorite seafood
D) as suggested, past outrageous meals
E) other
Just be a little creative every now and then brah.
Second, your post just tells us "Oh, fuck yeah I ate a 3 pound lobster" and nothing else. I saw no point in a topic that says three short lines of what you just did.
Honestly though, it's pretty stupid to make a low-effort topic saying "I ate this giant enemy lobster, after breaking off it's weak point and eating it for massive damage" or something along those lines and expecting a discussion to spark out of it? And yeah, I just added another meme for the hell of it.
What's stupid is getting so butthurt over what you consider to be a "low-effort" topic (as if there are "high effort topics?). If it upsets you so much, don't bother posting.
On second thought, keep posting. You're just showing how wrong you are, considering the topic is certainly sparking discussion.
"Butthurt"? "Upsets"? Show me where in my post where I got pissed off. And I said that, in my opinion, it was stupid to make a low effort topic and expect a discussion to spark out of it in general. I didn't specifically refer to this topic, or you as the topic creator. This topic indeed sparked discussion, but I just find it stupid to make a topic for something like this, not designate a discussion and hope a discussion will spark? How much effort does it really take to type out "What are some outrageous meals you've had?"? Hm, 7 words, it took me 5 seconds to type that, and I don't even type with all my fingers on the keyboard. How much could it hurt to add one more 7 word sentence?AnonymousTipster said:No, making this topic wasn't stupid.Ice Car said:I use my memes when they are right for the situation, I don't spam them everywhere.AnonymousTipster said:You hide behind your memes, but your jealousy is literally palpable.Ice Car said:
Okay, cool story broseph, but what are we supposed to discuss? I'm sorry, but I really don't see the discussion value. Are we supposed to discuss that you ate a 3 pound lobster?
And there's plenty of discussion value.
We could discuss:
A) past lobster dinners
B) the occasion and cause for this going away dinner
C) favorite seafood
D) as suggested, past outrageous meals
E) other
Just be a little creative every now and then brah.
Second, your post just tells us "Oh, fuck yeah I ate a 3 pound lobster" and nothing else. I saw no point in a topic that says three short lines of what you just did.
Honestly though, it's pretty stupid to make a low-effort topic saying "I ate this giant enemy lobster, after breaking off it's weak point and eating it for massive damage" or something along those lines and expecting a discussion to spark out of it? And yeah, I just added another meme for the hell of it.
What's stupid is getting so butthurt over what you consider to be a "low-effort" topic (as if there are "high effort topics?). If it upsets you so much, don't bother posting.
On second thought, keep posting. You're just showing how wrong you are, considering the topic is certainly sparking discussion.
Anyways, I have no idea why I'm bothering arguing when this discussion is going nowhere about nothing, so I'm cutting off the argument right here.
Nah, it's like fish.ThatLankyBastard said:
A lot of the "fish" in fish and chips is actually shark. Or at least it is in Australia. It's quite pleasant actually.
I'm pretty sure I've only ever had shark once.
It was long enough ago that I don't really remember how it tasted.
I've had crocodile a number of times though, it's not really worth it past the novelty.
It was long enough ago that I don't really remember how it tasted.
I've had crocodile a number of times though, it's not really worth it past the novelty.
Actually, the user Marter deserves all the credit for making this thread into anything but garbage and your directionless first post. So really, I have to agree with that pic post.AnonymousTipster said:
As for MARTER'S discussion...
I ate about 6 pounds of deep fried potatoes yesterday. That's pretty outrageous.