Mr0llivand3r said:
I wish to have all superpowers ever conceived by anyone anywhere
No you don't! A friend of mine made up the 'anti-hero' power of atomic-clapping. Basically, whenever the guy clapped his hands, a nuclear explosion would occur at his location. He would be completely immune to radiation and the explosive effects of the blast, but no-one else would be.
Ahh, I remember that character...he had such great lines as:
"I'll save the school children! *CLAP*"
"I'll stop the bank robbers! *CLAP*"
And, of course:
"This sucks! I'm turning evil! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*"