3DS XL Will Be Nintendo's Last 3D System

[OldNewNewOld]

I'm not anti Nintendo. I liked some of their stuff. But it's damn well about time they get spanked for abusing their market.

You're completely right.
How dare Nintendo make good games and abuse the market that way. HOW DARE THEY!!!!!

But seriously, get a job. Maybe you would have less time to hate something for no rational reason.

BTW, since when does a whole list of third party support mean "no third party support"? Did I miss something?
EA, Activision, Ubisoft, Square Enix, 5th Cell, basically every Japanese developer, many small developer, hell even Blizzard was interested in what they could do with it. And that's just a fast list that I made while editing a typing mistake.

And for the false "no games" accusations, wait until fall. Nintendo said that they will announce many new games from them and third party developer when they announce the launch date and price. No game confirmation isn't a confirmation for no games.

OT:

Thanks for giving me a warning for pointing out that the author made up the story. Misleading title, completely false information. Good job escapists. It's really noticeable that you're from the US. No censorship at all.

 

[Smithburg]

Short attention spans?

Surrrrrrroh look a butterfly.

Of course, I'm sure that the whole Nicolas Cage style "MY EEEYYYES, MYYY EYYYYYYYYYES" reaction from players didn't help much.

DAMNIT! I was drinking when I read the "MY EYES" part and starting cracking up, making me spew my drink all over DX

 

[Clearing the Eye]

But seriously, get a job. Maybe you would have less time to hate something for no rational reason.

Phnar, phnar. I'd read more of your funny post, but I'm busy rolling around in my money.

Thanks for giving me a warning for pointing out that the author made up the story. Misleading title, completely false information. Good job escapists. It's really noticeable that you're from the US. No censorship at all.

Censorship doesn't mean what you think it means ;D

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Except that numerous third-parties have already said they're going to support the Wii U. A quick list off the tip of my head includes: EA, Ubisoft, Activision, Capcom, Tecmo and THQ are all working on games for the system's launch, or soon after. Ubisoft alone has got eight Wii U titles in the works, according to Google...

Bahahaha. This is the point where I couldn't hold the laughter in any more. Nintendo, third party? Yeah, okay. Sure. Mhm. Just like all those amazing third party Wii games. What was there, a whole ten of them? Not like the entire industry has said over and over again how much of a ***** trying to work with Nintendo is. Oh the mirth. The mirth is too much.

My sadistic side is fucking brimming with anticipation for this to blow up so I can do my I-Told-You-So dance. Release month is going to be so fucking brilliant ^___^

 

[FoolKiller]

What a surprise?

3D has failed to stick like clockwork every 30 years or so. A handheld whose main improvement over its predecessor is a 3D gimmick which you not only have to keep stationary but can cause permanent vision damage to kids under 7. Isn't that supposed to be your target audience?

And why isn't there a second analog stick on the damned thing?

Good riddance to 3D till 2040.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Little needs to be said about how stupid they are for saying it's our fault. But, I will admit, I enjoy having the 3D. They said it adds depth, and it does. It doesn't add anything else other than a better ability to gauge distance and your position with everything else. It fleshes out the game better, and I like that. But that's all it's good for. Basing your system on that gimmick alone was a bad idea.

Short version: Bad
Long version: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Edit: I seem to be completely invulnerable to the so called "headaches and eye strain", so that probably makes me feel more confident in what I just said about it being good for the feel of the game. But if others are having so much trouble with it, then... yeah, not good at all.

 

[4thhokage528]

the 3d is neeeds alot of improvment a small movement causes the screen to show a weird dual image blur u need to hold it at a certain angle for it to take effect they need to improve if they want it to be more than a gimic