50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

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tharglet

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A bunch of these I don't really consider American imports - I think some may have evolved over here too. I bet some people complain about the Westcountry "where are you to?".

I've never heard "deplane". Does that really exist anywhere?

Mrgh, some of the magazine-stuff that the BBC do is really rather rubbish.
 

tharglet

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Varitel said:
Also, what the hell is a "regular Americano?
The coffee chains over here call a regular coffee an "Americano". Why I don't know, but there you go. They have fancy-pants names for the rest of them so "regular coffee" prolly had to go :p
 

JackClandestine

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These all seem to fall into one of four categories:

1. Things who's opposites we would consider "Britishisms"
2. Retarded slang that few people use seriously.
3. Corporate speak, which sounds dumb to anyone who isn't an executive.
4. Stereotypes, from people whose experiences with people from the US is clearly limited to TV.

Also, a couple of the listed "Americanisms" whose corresponding "Britishism" annoy me:

"Maths", as those you have some sort of unit of math- "I'll take three maths, please".

Saying "zed" instead of "zee"; no good reason for it to bother me; just does.

The "Season vs Series" thing for TV shows just started out as parallel developed lexicons, but as we globalize television more and more, you have to admit that the US nomenclature just makes more sense.
 

tharglet

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TestECull said:
And here I thought the Beeb didn't trouble themselves with such petty stories...this is something I'd half-expect Fox to do.
They started BBC Magazine as a place for all this petty rubbish. No idea why. Occasionally there's something good, but I've seen plenty of articles in the magazine that make me think "whyyyy...".
 
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Heh, not all of the e-mails are from Brits, some even come from people in the states.

Purists, purists be, but a language is in a perpetual state of change, whether you like it or not. All of the natural languages had evolved from the tongues and dialects that came before them, except perhaps for the elusive "ultimate" proto-language and even that one evolved from the most basic forms of communication.

I see nothing wrong of the Americanisms per se, even though I still prefer a more elegant British equivalent (I am nor a Brit, nor an American, mind you).
 

Mr Companion

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Goldeneye103X2 said:
Riiiiight....

English people are just xenophobic. Nothing new. And most of them tend to be quite elitist about which country is better. Quite scary.
Yes clearly racists represent the majority of us, just like how Americans are all fat. Taking this silly report as an indication of anything is as silly as taking that youtube video of American pedestrians being interviewed on trivia as proof that Americans are somehow stupid, unlike what we is right? Cause they are different and things yeah? Cause we got this tiny island full of Big Brother fans who talk gangsta cause they wish they was black which is somehow better ok?
 

xPixelatedx

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Of course the British would know, they use 100% accurate and perfectly sensible sounding phrases and words like Blimey, bloody.... ohhhhh

oooooohhhhhhh....... You almost had me going there, I thought this was serious for a second.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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JaceArveduin said:
Unless I'm mistaken, it is "shopping cart"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart

I know, cause the man who invented it lived in Oklahoma, and being a high school student from said area, they decided to make that one of the things you had to read for one of the end of year tests. One of the others was about Chuck Norris, I kid you not, who also happens to be from Oklahoma.
IT'S TROLLEY!
SHOPPING TROLLEY!

Anyway, some of those are absoultely ridiculous.
Other than the 'could care less' one (at the bottom)
I have a viideo for that.
And i've probably been ninj'd but i don't care!
 

TheScientificIssole

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Wait a second! I disagree with 50. Other peers and I seem to use the phrase "I could care less" in a sense of shrug it off or I suppose I'll get to it.
 

Proverbial Jon

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I am a Brit, a rather fussy one who likes to keep his country free from the taint of America! I kid, I kid... but really I think we should be aware of these culture slippages. Anyhoo this is what I think:

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4. Using 24/7 rather than "24 hours, 7 days a week" or even just plain "all day, every day". Simon Ball, Worcester
Wow, EVERYONE and his dog uses this phrase. I have no problem with it. Do you REALLY want to say the whole thing?

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8. Dare I even mention the fanny pack? Lisa, Red Deer, Canada
Really? What's the alternative? BUM BAG, that is what we call ours.

Shock and Awe said:
14. I caught myself saying "shopping cart" instead of shopping trolley today and was thoroughly disgusted with myself. I've never lived nor been to the US either. Graham Nicholson, Glasgow

40.I am increasingly hearing the phrase "that'll learn you" - when the English (and more correct) version was always "that'll teach you". What a ridiculous phrase! Tabitha, London

44. My brother now uses the term "season" for a TV series. Hideous. D Henderson, Edinburgh
I too find myself using American terms at some points, it's unavoidable when we're surrounded by so much of the US culture. I try to always use "Season" when referring to US TV show but stick to "Series" for our own TV programmes, you know, out of respect. I actually prefer to say "Elevator" instead of our own "Lift" and occassionally I've said "garbage/trash" instead of "rubbish" as well as "Hood/Trunk" instead of "Bonnet/Boot"... Ahh well, I guess that'll learn me :)

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21. A "heads up". For example, as in a business meeting. Lets do a "heads up" on this issue. I have never been sure of the meaning. R Haworth, Marlborough
Heads up always said to me that you gave someone an advanced warning, like, "Hey, thanks for the heads up!" I've never heard it used in a business sense, that just worries me slightly.

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22. Train station. My teeth are on edge every time I hear it. Who started it? Have they been punished? Chris Capewell, Queens Park, London
I don't really get this one... my dad's always going on about it. So what we just use "Station" now? In Britain we have Train Stations, Bus Stations, Police Stations, Power Stations, Petrol Stations... So "Hey mum, I'm just going down the station," doesn't seem to cut it any more.

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29. I'm a Brit living in New York. The one that always gets me is the American need to use the word bi-weekly when fortnightly would suffice just fine. Ami Grewal, New York
This always confused me too. Surely Bi-Weekly should mean TWICE a week?

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36. Surely the most irritating is: "You do the Math." Math? It's MATHS. Michael Zealey, London
This irritates me in a way I can't describe. What use is there for dropping (or adding) the s? I don't know why but it always feels like you should pronounce the s.

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50. "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" has to be the worst. Opposite meaning of what they're trying to say. Jonathan, Birmingham
Yeah, one of my friends argued black was white that "Could care less" was more powerful than "Couldn't care less." I had to point out that if you "Could care less" then the ability to care was evidently still inside you and therefore your entire point is moot.

Sizzle Montyjing said:
I have a video for that.
And i've probably been ninj'd but i don't care!
You sir, just ninja'd me! Thank you for that! I Love David Mitchell! Demonstrating here that, if there is anything Brits can do better than anything else, it is be sarcastic in order to get our (superior) point across.
 

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UberaDpmn said:
JaceArveduin said:
Unless I'm mistaken, it is "shopping cart"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart
The ignorance is strong in this one.

The Wikipedia page you linked but didn't actually read said:
A shopping cart (trolley, carriage, buggy)
And just because Americans say it, doesn't make it right.
The point was that shopping carts are an American invention, so if there is to be a "correct" way of referring to them--which is perfectly absurd--then it would be by the American title.

Again, it's ridiculous to claim that since they're invented in America the American term's the only proper one, but I'm pretty sure the poster's point was that it's doubly ridiculous to claim that a term coined across the pond after the cart's invention is the only correct one.
 

Tdc2182

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I don't think grammar Nazis are even that precise.

A few of those things aren't even grammatically correct.
 

SL33TBL1ND

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I agree with a few, the most obvious being the math one. Due to the word Mathematics ending with an s it only makes sense to shorten it to a word with the same ending.
 

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PureChaos said:
someone doesn't like train station? what else could it be?
Railway station. At least according to google. Though train station makes more sense really.
 

Ron Cuthbert

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I just love how many American's are responding to a silly little article with racism. That's a GREAT way to make your point...

Clearly, all the examples (that are actually from the UK) are from upper class morons and are hardly representative of the entire populace.

The train station thing...I've lived in Scotland my entire life and I have never ONCE heard of a train station being called anything other than a train station.