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Glen Shepherd

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bazaalmon said:
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I was trying to make this a bit more difficult.

"Exiles don't like genocidal home invaders"
Space Pirates and Zombies?

Here's some:
1. Beware the man in the suit.
2. Burn things. Buy stuff. Burn it.
3. I must get my underpants back!
4. Humans are bad, not the orcs.
Nein.

1. Hitman?
No idea about the rest.
 

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@Dot: Portal. Maybe AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!, but I'm leaning toward Portal.

@Glen: I'm thinking Plants vs. Zombies.

@Bazaal: Four is definitely Orcs and Men.

"Survivors cause property damage to escape."
 

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Alright, I'll throw out a few of these:

Don't go hungry, don't go insane.

Run from rebels, die in space.

Everything is terrible in a basement.

Psychic acrobat with goggles saves day.

Gandhi has completed the manhattan project.

World's greatest war themed hat simulator.

Tiny carrot people die for survival.

Tiny carrot people die for Capitalism.

Pokemon was awesome on the gamecube.
 

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RaNDM G said:
@Dot: Portal. Maybe AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!, but I'm leaning toward Portal.

@Glen: I'm thinking Plants vs. Zombies.

@Bazaal: Four is definitely Orcs and Men.

"Survivors cause property damage to escape."
Haha. Not even close.
Bazaalmon and Mikejames are in the right neck of the woods with the space theme.

C'mon, you can do it! * Schwarzenegger voice*
 

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mitchell271 said:
Actually, it was KH2.

Quazimofo said:
Yes.

Good.

Indeed.

Could've been any TW game, so no worries.

Very much so.

The Eternity Clock.

And I would've taken any of them, but Fistful of Boomstick was the best answer.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
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Johnny Novgorod said:
Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.
Mercenaries! Still one of the best open world experiences I have ever played. such a shame the sequal was so awfull...
I loved the first game and tried playing the second on the PS2, finding it very glitchy and some missions nigh impossible. Never knew if it was a bad port or the game sucked console regardless.
Nope, not just you, I played it on Xbox, was glitchy as fuck, there's one mission where you have to rescue a chinese dignitary off the roof of a fifty story building but It's made more challenging by the fact that he has a rather annoying habit of jumping off the feckin' building every time you get within a mile of him. Also the required QTEs for jacking helicopters became more and more difficult towards the end of the gameto the point of me almost breaking my controller in the last few missions.
But the biggest problem with the game was it was boring. Predictable story, less engaging gameplay than the first and completely flat characters. One might argue tht the point of the game was to go out and blow things up with stinger missiles you bought from the russian maffia, yes that's true but the first game was as well and it managed to have an engaging story as well.
 

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Kill friendlies in different sandy locations

Slice them for their spinal batteries

She's kidnapped again and again, really?

murder my family, blame gods why?

Buy this? Not inna million years.

10 hours of torture porn= Survival?
 

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Just a game about punching people.

Lunatic mode: Not suitable for anyone.

Kill demons with Smokin' Sick Style!!!

Run a shop to bribe fairies.

Ten heroes, two teams, infinite possibilities.

Blend into crowds to kill undetected.

Candy bars recharge batteries. That's logical.

Terrorise New York City with shapeshifting.

Score points for making guards panic.

Steal treasure from steampunk One Percent.

Use guns to obtain more guns.
 

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Mr_Terrific said:
Kill friendlies in different sandy locations

Slice them for their spinal batteries

She's kidnapped again and again, really?

murder my family, blame gods why?

Buy this? Not inna million years.

10 hours of torture porn= Survival?
Spec Ops: The Line, Metal Gear Rising, Super Mario series, God of War, DmC:DMC, Tomb Raider (2013).
 

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Ulquiorra4sama said:
MeChaNiZ3D said:
Kill things, make equipment, repeat.
Minecraft or XCOM
- Nope, I'm hinting at a much more direct relationship between the killing and the crafting. ^^
Ding!
Ding!
Flee into basement, fight mutant siblings.
I've absolutely no idea...
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!

OT:
"President fights traitor in giant mech"

Metal Wolf Chaos?

"Hit robots with wrench in space"

Ratchet & Clank?

"Cardboard boxes are totally inconspicuous, right?"

Metal Gear Something. ^^
 

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leet_x1337 said:
Just a game about punching people.

Lunatic mode: Not suitable for anyone.

Kill demons with Smokin' Sick Style!!!

Run a shop to bribe fairies.

Ten heroes, two teams, infinite possibilities.

Blend into crowds to kill undetected.

Candy bars recharge batteries. That's logical.

Terrorise New York City with shapeshifting.

Score points for making guards panic.

Steal treasure from steampunk One Percent.

Use guns to obtain more guns.
Street Fighter, Fire Emblem Awakening, God Hand (?), Recettear, League of Legends, Assassins Creed, Deus Ex, Prototype, Dishonoured, Thief

In my reality, I got all of these right!
Okay, what to do...

There are no heroes, only jerks.

My ladder disappeared, and I'm stuck!

Six mercenaries, one horde, lets begin.

It evolved into a turd. Great.
 

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socialmenace42 said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
socialmenace42 said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.
Mercenaries! Still one of the best open world experiences I have ever played. such a shame the sequal was so awfull...
I loved the first game and tried playing the second on the PS2, finding it very glitchy and some missions nigh impossible. Never knew if it was a bad port or the game sucked console regardless.
Nope, not just you, I played it on Xbox, was glitchy as fuck, there's one mission where you have to rescue a chinese dignitary off the roof of a fifty story building but It's made more challenging by the fact that he has a rather annoying habit of jumping off the feckin' building every time you get within a mile of him. Also the required QTEs for jacking helicopters became more and more difficult towards the end of the gameto the point of me almost breaking my controller in the last few missions.
But the biggest problem with the game was it was boring. Predictable story, less engaging gameplay than the first and completely flat characters. One might argue tht the point of the game was to go out and blow things up with stinger missiles you bought from the russian maffia, yes that's true but the first game was as well and it managed to have an engaging story as well.
I got stuck in one of those "be stealthy" missions. What I loved about the first game was how impersonal the story was to the character - you really were just some random mercenary picking up jobs at your convenience, and that was about it. It felt appropriate to be the guy who just does his job however he pleases (big emphasis on HOWEVER) and whose only motivation is money (you know, like an actual mercenary). The second game made it personal by turning the story into a goofy revenge plot and being exceedingly constricting about HOW you get your missions done. One wrong step and boom goes the AI. The first game was too much damn fun, it really was a "playground". Second game was dumber, glitchier and more boring, but above all, turned the proverbial playground into a linear corridor framed with crap AI. A real shame.
 

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Eomega123 said:
Alright, I'll throw out a few of these:

Everything is terrible in a basement.

Psychic acrobat with goggles saves day.

Gandhi has completed the manhattan project.

World's greatest war themed hat simulator.

Tiny carrot people die for survival.

Tiny carrot people die for Capitalism.

Pokemon was awesome on the gamecube.
So, Editing out the ones I don't know..

Binding of Isaac?

Psychonauts, that one was easy

Civilization, because the disparity between the world leaders' historical personalities and their in-game personalities is well documented

Team Fortress 2 (hat simulator joke gives it away every time)

Pikmin 1

Pikmin 2

Pokemon Coliseum?
 

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Porygon-2000 said:
leet_x1337 said:
Abridge

Okay, what to do...

There are no heroes, only jerks.

My ladder disappeared, and I'm stuck!

Six mercenaries, one horde, lets begin.

It evolved into a turd. Great.
No more heroes?

The sims

Killing Floor? (can't remember any other 6 player co-op survival games)

And well, this could go for quite a lot of games really, but since opinions vary, its difficult to pin one down.
 

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DotSlash said:
Jarl said:
DotSlash said:
I'll get into this..

- I swear it's not a lightsaber.
No More Heroes?

DotSlash said:
- Fuck gravity and logic, it's tricky!
Dead Space? Either of them. :p Or it could be Antichamber, I guess.

DotSlash said:
- So much loot, so little time.
Borderlands 2, Torchlight 2 or Diablo 3.

DotSlash said:
- Dig Dig Fight Wall of Flesh.
Terraria.


Mine:
Ink, guns and too many herbal drugs.
Right on all accounts except the second one, though both work in a sense. I was actually going with SSX Tricky.

Gonna guess Okami for yours.
Ah! Never heard of that game, sadly.

And sorry. I was thinking of Far Cry 3. Although Okami could work, too! :D