6 word game descriptions.

[TheEvilCheese]

We built this city on rock and r- whales.


Or how about...


8 years old? Still terribly addictive.

(Guess what I've been playing lately >.< )

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

...not pony tails or cotton tails...

Pick flowers then go kill dinosaurs

Everyone is here, even fucking Arale!!

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Ducktales

Star Fox Adventures?

and Jump Ultimate Stars?

This one should be pretty easy:

"Choosing between two women is nightmarish"

 

[Adept Mechanicus]

Trenchcoated cyberpunk super-spy fights Illuminati.

Deus Ex: HR?

Yup. Could be either DX or DXHR, but not Invisible War, because Alex wore that stupid purple leather...thing instead of a trenchcoat. And because Invisible War never happened.

Here's another one.

"Space Germany vs. Asian Jennifer Hale."

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Why use cover? We have chainsaws!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Compensating with a giant f**king key

*Don't get blood on the money

*Don't be a jerk at school

*SO MANY GUNS, NOT ENOUGH BULLETS!

*Steampunk assassin gets a scary face

*I much prefer thinking with dimensions

 

[hoboman29]

The monkey has a rocket launcher

Everything is better with cyborg ninjas

I never asked for this meme

Bloodiest platformer that was ever made

Hack n' slash with some sytle

 

[Zacharious-khan]

fours of blocks fall, align them

good luck lol

 

[Shoggoth2588]

...not pony tails or cotton tails...

Pick flowers then go kill dinosaurs

Everyone is here, even fucking Arale!!

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Ducktales

Star Fox Adventures?

and Jump Ultimate Stars?

This one should be pretty easy:

"Choosing between two women is nightmarish"

yes, no and no but you get credit for knowing about that awesome game!!

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Monster Hunter...anything is what I was looking for with number two. The other one was DBZ-Budokai-Tenkaichi 3

also the answer is Catherine!

 

[FFP2]

*Compensating with a giant f**king key

*Don't get blood on the money

*Don't be a jerk at school

*SO MANY GUNS, NOT ENOUGH BULLETS!

*Steampunk assassin gets a scary face

*I much prefer thinking with dimensions

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Kingdom Hearts, the last good Hitman game, Bully, Borderlands 2, Dishonored, Antichamber/Quantum Conundrum

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Fallout 3/New Vegas

Sly Cooper series

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First one is Far Cry 3 actually

 

[Fijiman]

*Compensating with a giant f**king key

*Don't get blood on the money

*Don't be a jerk at school

*SO MANY GUNS, NOT ENOUGH BULLETS!

*Steampunk assassin gets a scary face

*I much prefer thinking with dimensions

Spoiler

Kingdom Hearts, the last good Hitman game, Bully, Borderlands 2, Dishonored, Antichamber/Quantum Conundrum

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Fallout 3/New Vegas

Sly Cooper series

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First one is Far Cry 3 actually

Meh. It could have gone either way.

I'm surprised no one has tried to guess mine yet.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*This army just got one bigger

*Don't make me unleash my force

*I WANT THE BLOOD OF BRITS!

*Under the sea, the dead party

*I get shocked in the water

 

[IrenIvy]

This one should be easy:
"Looting your way around sleepy guards"

And
Timey-wimey travels: now with vampires

 

[Fluffythepoo]

Macro macro ma-MICRO MICRO MICRO!!! Win.

 

[Mikeyfell]

another!
Only straight lines for 20 hours

Anathrax got my guesses for the others but this one's
Desert Bus

I was thinking of FFXIII but that's a better answer.
Kudos

 

[Scrustle]

*This army just got one bigger

*Don't make me unleash my force

*I WANT THE BLOOD OF BRITS!

*Under the sea, the dead party

*I get shocked in the water

1 - Army of Two?

2 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

3 - ZombiU?

4 - No idea

5 - Bioshock, because "bio" totally means water. [http://youtu.be/DlWCcqyPD1s]

 

[rockoffanddie]

Little robots and weird fucking guns

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Slowing time to drink some more

*Break free from the platforming mind

*Where are the rainbows in Vegas?

*The time, right now, is dragons

*Lots of bright colors from blobs

*True legends are made from metal

*Victorian London: crazy girl, crazy land

*My medal is made from flames

 

[PsychicTaco115]

1 - Army of Two?

2 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

3 - ZombiU?

4 - No idea

5 - Bioshock

1. Yes
2.Yes
3.No
4. GUESS!
5.No

 

[IrenIvy]

*Victorian London: crazy girl, crazy land

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American McGee's Alice and/or Alice: Madness Returns?

Benevolent Rectangles seeking enlightenment for all

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Thomas was alone?

Peasants, royalty, clergy, nobles and masonry.

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Assassin's Creed 1 and/or 2?

Oh my god, another Supergiant game!

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Um...Transistor?

"Choosing between two women is nightmarish"

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Catherine?

My medal is made from flames

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The only one I can think about is Fire Emblem

 

[IrenIvy]

I get shocked in the water

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Infamous/Infamous 2?

1: Imagine Rambo but with lady parts.

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Metroid, Samus Aran?

*True legends are made from metal

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Brutal Legend?

Under the sea, the dead party

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Bioshock/Bioshock 2?