Aww, piss... Although I suppose they've earned their holiday by now. As well as the poor old skellybums.Thunderous Cacophony said:I'm sorry, it's too late; rain of meteors destroyed Lustria, most of the Lizardmen died (including most of the Slaan) and the rest pulled an Ancient Aliens and flew away in their ziggurats. The End Times did a lot of stupid things, but that was probably the worst (even beating Settra getting smashed in Inter-Skellington Combat).
I bet they took my murdergoats, too...
What Mega said, I made those up. Although I kind of wish those were proper rules. It'd be great fun, and it'd get me back into Warhammer in a heartbeat. Costumes, booze and fighting. The models would appreciate the players doing the fighting once in a while, I imagine.Megalodon said:No, they're piss take rules Muspelheim made up. These aren't actual AoS rules.
Warhammer Fantasy were a bit more colourful, true, but I felt it had a bit of the same problem as 40K sometimes. It just got too dark and dreary sometimes. And these new loreturns certainly don't help.Kahani said:No, not really. 40K is the one that's all grimdark all the time (with some exceptions for Orks), Fantasy has always had plenty of colour and humour mixed in. In any case, the way to lighten things up would be to do so in the actual game. In fact they've made the world significantly more grimdark, and making players prance around like idiots just so that their armies can actually work isn't going to help with that.
But I was mainly having a stab at playing the game, or some of the people you end up playing with. It can be a dreadfully boring affair when people take it very serious indeed and won't tolerate any whimsy while they WIN. That's part of why I eventually got tired of it and stopped playing, that stifling atmosphere of srs bsnss. The new rules don't help, but I rather like the idea of such a serious pro-player hopping about to get the bonus with a look on his face that says he's hating every second of it.