You Can Lead a Horse to Water (But You Can?t Make It Hook Itself Up to a Car Battery)

[Lara Crigger]

You Can Lead a Horse to Water (But You Can?t Make It Hook Itself Up to a Car Battery)

Dear Lord, please bless this ball gag.

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[SachielOne]

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Well, that met my daily recommended intake of WHAT THE F***. I'm starting to wonder if 4chan is sending you letters.

 

[Hagi]

First time I can honestly say:

Good advice. Well worth listening to.

 

[Avistew]

I actually agreed with the advice for both letters this time.

 

[Revolution -X-]

I think I have another regular column I'll be reading now. Thanks Lara!

 

[Whateveralot]

Poor guy. I've been there. I've given her so much confidence that she couldn't live without me.

When I left her she lost most of it again, which after a while actually grew back on her without me as she realised she never needed me to be confident, I just taught her how to.

Make sure she doesn't get obsessive about you and you're fine. Teach her that she is more confdient and that she never needed you to do that.

- My personal opinion on this.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Something tells me that jumper cables attached to a car battery could potentially be fatal. Just be careful.

 

[HentMas]

thear GMG, have you heard of "the penitent brothers."? This is a semi-secret society of flagellants among the Hispanics of Colorado and New Mexico...

yah, those are christians and like pain, maybe, just maybe you might find someone over there that is into your kinks

 

[CultistRat]

I'm trying very hard not to quote Gurren Lagann in a response to the first letter.

 

[InsomniJack]

Is that second guy sure that he's Christian? Cause he might be more Catholic based on his fetishism for pain.

 

[NickCaligo42]

Is that second guy sure that he's Christian? Cause he might be more Catholic based on his fetishism for pain.

ZING!

Aside: ... Yeah, actually I'm surprised, this column has had some damn good advice. Surprisingly tasteful way to approach the second letter, too. You could say I'm getting a real CHARGE out of reading this. 8D *spinning bow tie*

 

[DracoSuave]

The BDSM community has MANY christians within it who are also looking for people of similiar fates.

Do not give up hope at all, you're more common than you think.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Is that second guy sure that he's Christian? Cause he might be more Catholic based on his fetishism for pain.

Um....Catholics are Christians, just thought I'd point that out

 

[Avistew]

Oh, yeah, the e-stim guy might want to make sure he's buying safe and tested material that was designed exactly for what he's using it. In case his car battery comment wasn't a joke.

 

[Formica Archonis]

That reminds me, I forgot to read Savage Love this week.

 

[Blair Bennett]

That reminds me, I forgot to read Savage Love this week.

Wait, someone else on this forum reads Savage Love?

That said, yeah; both letters received decent advice.

 

[Formica Archonis]

That reminds me, I forgot to read Savage Love this week.

Wait, someone else on this forum reads Savage Love?

Yup. Not religiously, but almost every week.

 

[AbstractStream]

That reminds me, I forgot to read Savage Love this week.

Wait, someone else on this forum reads Savage Love?

That said, yeah; both letters received decent advice.

I read that from time to time too.

Anyway, second guy left me in a bit of a daze. First guy, real good advice Lara!