Mayor Dumps A Giant Boulder On His Ex-Wife's Lawn

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Mayor Dumps A Giant Boulder On His Ex-Wife's Lawn


A Canadian mayor celebrated his ex-wife's birthday by dumping a twenty-ton boulder on her lawn. He claims she always wanted a "big rock."

What is it with mayors lately? Not too long ago, a Lithuanian mayor made headlines by flattening some guy's car in a tank [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112068-Mayor-Flattens-Illegal-Parking-With-A-Tank]. In a similar act involving large machines and hilarious irresponsibility, the mayor of St-Theodore-d'Acton, a small town just outside of Montreal, had his excavation company deposit a huge-ass rock on his ex-wife's front lawn in the middle of the night. The woman, who divorced the mayor last year ending a decade-long marriage, awoke Sunday morning to find the boulder, complete with a pretty pink bow and a spray painted message that read "Happy Birthday, Isa." She promptly contacted the police.

When questioned about the incident by a local newspaper, the mayor used the opportunity to crack a few terrible jokes. "She always wanted a big rock," he quipped, "Well this one is between 18 and 24 carat-tons." Personally, I feel he missed a perfect opportunity for an eye-wateringly bad joke about her being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

At first the mayor steadfastly refused to remove the rock, but he eventually caved (hoho) to pressure from the police and had his excavation company transport the offending boulder back across town. It is not yet clear whether the mayor will face criminal charges.

Source: CTV Canada [http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/20110816/quebec-woman-boulder-birthday-110816/]

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RaNDM G

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Eggbert said:
I guess they had a rocky divorce.
Zing!

Seriously though, it's a parting gift. I don't think he should get in trouble for trying to be nice to his ex.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Indian Jones scene, hilariously bad jokes, use of the word "huge-ass"?

Grey Carter, you make an excellent news reporter.
 

Keava

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Grey Carter said:
What is it with mayors lately? Not too long ago, a Russian mayor made headlines by flattening some guy's car in a tank [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112068-Mayor-Flattens-Illegal-Parking-With-A-Tank].
Please. Don't do this. Don't act like American guy from jokes. Lithuania is not part of Russia. You even link to the article where it says he was from Lithuania. I know it's hard to remember all the smaller European countries, but... at least try!
 

Cousin_IT

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Grey Carter said:
Not too long ago, a Russian mayor made headlines by flattening some guy's car in a tank [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112068-Mayor-Flattens-Illegal-Parking-With-A-Tank].
from linked article said:
However, in Vinius, Lithuania, the city's mayor has taken a keen interest in dealing with this issue and he's breaking out the heavy firepower (literally) to take care of it.


edit: also noticed that article spells Vilnius wrong...

double edit: Damn, I was so sure I'd be first to spot it :(
 

Hal10k

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She said she wanted "a big rock", and you missed the opportunity to deploy Sylvester Stallone? How dare you.
 

-Dragmire-

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God, I love my country!


I wonder if he put it close enough to the curb, within the distance a fire hydrant is to the road would be placed if he could say it was on government property and not move it.


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Waaghpowa said:
Soods said:
How did this guy become a mayor???
It's Quebec, you'd understand if you were Canadian.
HA!

very true!
 

CrazyGirl17

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Heh. Looks like they had (puts on sunglasses) a rocky relationship.

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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...Sorry, it's just that I've always wanted to do that...