I know you might be just kidding, but I'd like to address this argument nonetheless. A lot of people say "Well, you eat plants, they're living beings too!". Well, first of all, eating living beings is not my only issue. But second of all, humans are animals; we are the same type of a being, under the same kingdom and we have some characteristics that other living beings on this planet don't. Plants are a different kingdom and while the latest research does show that they do have some type of rudimentary... "feelings", there are a lot of questions to be answered. What is "painful" to a plant? Plucking an apple from the tree? Cutting the branch? Picking a potato? Stepping on the grass? But, if you pluck the apple from the tree, other apples grow back. If you cut the branch, another grows back; something which cannot be applied to extremities of animals. Plants do not have faces, voices, hearing, seeing and other senses. Can they be afraid? Can they feel the stress? And what part of a plant feels the stress? They don't have the nervous system; is it the roots that "feel"? And so on and so on. Applying this argument would mean that we have plants figured out and we don't, not in this philosophical way of determining what exactly makes them "feeling living beings". And of course, there's the other thing; we don't torture plants (aside from with pesticides, but they are not designed specifically to torture plants; and again, does it torture them or help them, removing all the pesky bugs and bacteria?). Can they even die, in our meaning of that word? Those are all interesting questions, but make little point as an argument against vegetarianism, at least for now.