A Comic About Breasts

[The Wooster]

A Comic About Breasts

That title is accurate and in no way an attempt to garner more hits.

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[Tanis]

You planning doing a DoA comic at some point?

Seeing as how THAT series has pretty much evolved int nothing BUT...
Well, butts and tits.

 

[an annoyed writer]

So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

 

[TilMorrow]

Looks like Necromancy is certainly popular amongst the players of Dragon's Crown.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

[HEADING=1]CHRONIC BACK INJURIES HO![/HEADING]



Apparently they never taught her in necromancer school to 'Put ya tits away love!'

 

[TheSYLOH]

Those breast better have a reflect damage chance.
Or at least high damage reduction.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You planning doing a DoA comic at some point?

Seeing as how THAT series has pretty much evolved int nothing BUT...
Well, butts and tits.

inb4"nothat'slolnublrn2arts"

Translation: I think a lot of people are going to start pointing out that "No, it's LoL that does that!" ...Which is bull, because yeah both of them do it.

Edit: I thought you said 'Defense of the Ancients', not 'Dead or Alive'. Disregard.

Um...I get it, but I didn't really find this funny.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

+5 Boobs of Backache

 

[Kyber]

It's a good game, if you can get past the mammary glands.

 

[BlackFlyme]

Poor elf, being the closest thing to a normal looking character other than the sorcerer. At least from what I've seen, as I haven't played the game.

Also, every time I see the fighter I think of this:

Spoiler

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

 

[Something Amyss]

So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

Those breast better have a reflect damage chance.
Or at least high damage reduction.

I think boobs generally have the opposite effect.

 

[IceForce]

I guess the elf is not the breast character to play as...

 

[I.Muir]

Does the Sorceress really need to use magic to defeat enemies?

With...assets like that I'm pretty sure they could kill most folk just by clubbing the enemies to death with them.

There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

I know the one

So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

I see what you did there

I'm probably going to play dwarf or amazon personally

If I played as sorceress now.....

Id probably feel a right tit

[Edited Horatio in after the joke]

 

[Thaluikhain]

There is a gif that comes to mind with that thought... not safe to post here though :/

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know the one.

So in this comic, we learn that "elves" is a mistranslation, and in reality it's actually "shelves". Shelves specifically for our nice big boobs, apparently. Thanks internet, I will find an elf to rest by boobs on immediately!

They're not shelves. They're clearly a rack.

BOOM BOOM!

 

[DaRigger420]

You can always count on Grey ande Cory to keep their comic......

abreast of current gaming tropes.

*lol, captcha = music machine .... so appropriate*

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I actually wanna pick up this game, but I don't have a PS3.

It honestly looks and sounds pretty good, exaggerated character designs aside.

I think we've had our fill of "Everyone but the elf has an extremely exaggerated design" jokes though, haven't we?

 

[Teoes]

I think we've had our fill of "Everyone but the elf has an extremely exaggerated design" jokes though, haven't we?

I really want to reply with the "You must be new here" meme, but I won't!

We'll get past it, one day. But not today.

OT: So that character really needs to be nerfed into the ground then, so that we don't have EVERYBODY taking her in MP as she'll be useless. Right? That'll be great for the tropes vs. women argument.