A Declaration of War

[JoJo]

[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br][br][small]Annoucement[/small][/HEADING]​

Long have we stuck to the shadows carrying out our plans and machinations... we were content with peace for a time, convinced that our hegemony was inevitable, but no more. The growth and prosperity of a group known as the United Nations of Pure Fun has caught our eye in a way no man or orphan should want to catch our eye.

At first their philosophy of ordered and saccharine fun, brotherly love, and kawaii amused, us, but the novelty has worn off.

It is an affront to our plans of totalitarian rule, world domination, anarchy, chaos, fun, and whimsy... Don't ask how those things go together, we're evil, it doesn't have to make sense, shutup!

*ahem*

Frappe! We will bury you and your ilk, and we're calling together all like minded villains!

Join us in this most unholy of causes!

Join us Escapists! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League]

So... now that that unpleasant business is out of the way, it's time for the discussion value part of the thread.

If you could instantly master any martial art and weapon what would it be and why?
Dragonball Z style omnipotence or sci-fi doomsday weapons get their own category if you choose them because that's cheating!

Spoiler: Signatories

Glorious Leader of the Injustice League:

[user]PsychicTaco115[/user]

His Generals:

[user]JoJo[/user]
[user]T0ad 0f Truth[/user]
[user]The White Hunter[/user]
[user]TizzytheTormentor[/user]
[user]Dark Knifer[/user]

 

[Thaluikhain]

Aww...you aren't actually at war?

I was hoping to get a letter of Marque, and then pirate privateer people's stuff. It's not illegal if it's part of a war.

 

[StormShaun]

... does it have to be now?
I mean, I'm about to go to sleep ...

No, okay.
The good news is that I'm a neutral party that claims all good souls.

Back to the topic.
If I can't master my lightning archangel powers, I may as go to the next best thing.
Swordfighting!

... as for the weapon, all swords?
Probably just western swordfighting then.

 

[God'sFist]

Death to the infidels of pure fun may their blood paint the streets and my house because it desperately needs it!

If I could instantly master one martial art I would say any form of sword fighting. Cause that's how I roll give me a sword I will fell armies.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Sniping...or scouting/sniping, if you prefer.

You don't know I'm there, it's just that the artillery somehow knows exactly where to shoot at.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.

 

[Drummodino]

The Princess of Head Bopping of the EUNOPF [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-United-Nations-of-Pure-Fun] will not stand for this! Prepare to fall you villains!

I would learn the spear and go all Kaladin Stormblessed upon your asses:

Spoiler

Yea bring it!

 

[Euryalus]

Aww...you aren't actually at war?

I was hoping to get a letter of Marque, and then pirate privateer people's stuff. It's not illegal if it's part of a war.

"Dear People who it may concern,

Thaluikhain be hereby a pirate privateer free t' plunder UNPF ships for booty... ARR!

-Sincerely T0ad"

Like that?

OT: Hooray for war! You're going down Frappe and Co.! XD

Oh yeah, and I'd want to instantly master Judo and longsword fighting... Because then I'd basically be like a strange Medieval Knight Samurai hybrid... And that's awesome.

 

[VanQ]

You can't defeat us! We have idols!


You will fall before our unlimited power of kawaii!

 

[Drummodino]

 

[JoJo]

Gah, the cuteness, it burns! Fire up the doom cannons henchmen, we're in for long ride here!

Spoiler

On-topic, another man for swords here, they're just so... cool

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I love the smell of totalitarianism in the afternoon

*deep breath*

God damn do I love being evil

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Guys, please stop!

You people are young; you don't understand the consequences of what you are doing.

Never has The Escapist had more than two user groups feuding at the same time:
[ul]
[li]First it was Asylum Open Mic and P.R.I.A.T.E..[/li]
[li]Then it was The Brovengers and The Injustice League.[/li]
[/ul]

But now you are introducing a third group into that battle!

Noone knows what will happen if you guys do this. Nobody is able to predict the chaos that will occur as a result of your decisions here today. For all we know, this could tear apart the very heart of the community, damaging it far beyond repair.

If you start this war, let it be known that I warned you of what may happen. Don't come to me once you are done cleaning the blood from your hands.

OT: Ninja stars. I think they're badass.

 

[VanQ]

I love the smell of totalitarianism in the afternoon

*deep breath*

God damn do I love being evil

You there! Yes, you with the taco for a head!

I demand a dance off!

Spoiler

YOU WILL BE SERVED!

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Spoiler: YOU MOTHERDUCKERS WILL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!

Spoiler: VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!

Spoiler: SIC SEMPER TYRANIS!!

Lieutanant Sigmund reporting in, Commander @Dirty Cop James funs:!

 

[PunkRex]

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON!

JUST PRESS BUTTONS!!

PREP THE KAWAII CANNONS, FIRE THE DESU-HEAD MISSLES!!!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You there! Yes, you with the taco for a head!

I demand a dance off!

Spoiler

YOU WILL BE SERVED!

u wot m80

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I?m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You?re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that?s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little ?desu? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you?re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking desu, kiddo.

 

[Strazdas]

I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction
You're never gonna witness another day
Alone in my mind, planning out your destruction, with no other function
You really don't know how long I've waited for your destruction
I'm telling you, you just can't get away
A whole lifetime planning out your destruction, with no other function
You really don't know

You better run

I know not who or what this "United Nations of Pure Fun" is, but they better run as we come rolling in.

If you could instantly master any martial art and weapon what would it be and why?

Time manipulation. if you know what your enemy is going to do, you cannot loose.

 

[Barbas]

Hmmmm...who should I double-agent for...?

Decisions, decisions...

There is no vessel - Elvish, Entish or man-made - that can hold this internal screaming.

OT: The laser katana. "Doesn't exist"? Talk to the Lance!

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Lieutanant Sigmund reporting in, Commander @Dirty Cop James funs:!

Good job! Now keep distracting them while I hijack the nukes.

Spoiler: Now... who should I bomb first?

Will do, chap!

Spoiler: One IL warship, sitting on the wall

No IL warships, sitting on the wall![sub][sub][sub]Cause they all got blown into oblivion ):>[/sub][/sub][/sub]