A Handy Glossary of Yahtzee Terms

thenamelessloser

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I loved the first two paragraphs, the rest of it was interesting but I would love to read something focusing on the idea of the first two paragraphs. Is there any escapist articles that deal with a similar concept as those two paragraphs? Just seems like something that may have been posted in the past on this site.

Edit: Also, should have mentioned that Fallout New Vegas does something with Elvis that is similar to the concept in the first two paragraphs.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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God dammit. Now that the overweight threshold for a 5'9" adult American male has been lowered to (somewhere) below 150 lbs, 99% of American males who are 5'9" are obese (rather than only about 30%)!
 

PeePantz

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Jack and Calumon said:
I understood what you meant most of the time. Can't think of any time you haven't made sense. BESIDES the MGS4 review, which I hold against you to this very day. The "Booty" line made me chuckle. I wonder how many people are going to scour through your articles to find that one word just to laugh at the differences in culture for five seconds before making lolcats or something like that.
After I read the "booty" part, I instantly remembered that I thought it sounded out of place, and a weird way to get the last zing/hah. Then, I thought about all the Yahtzee drones who are going to dig through previous articles looking for their weeks worth of magic.

OT: I think these terms are pretty universal and clear to anyone who speaks English and plays video games. I enjoyed a lot of the humor but did not understand the correlation between slang and actual universal vernacular.
 

Flauros

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Ut oh, yahtzees gonna be in trouble! He insulted a very violent religions idol. The spiderman people are going to be PISSED. Hes like the MECCA of comic book heroes.....
 

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I'll admit to having looked up a few of the slang terms in the reviews, but it's always nice to learn something.
Also, for his sake, I really hope Yahtzee doesn't have to review Castlevania:LOS. I really think it would be the end of him.
 

mjc0961

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Ha! I am immune to that first stunt: http://xkcd.com/391/

Also I actually am a bit overweight so that didn't bother me either.

So I think the score is me: 2 Yahtzee: :p

Also I rather enjoyed the bit where Russ changed an article and now it sounded like something by Destiny's Child.

Fronzel said:
Electrogecko said:
Yahtzee may be completely ignorant to this fact, but motion controls and touch screens go a long way in improving his definition of immersiveness of video games, simply because they make navigating menus much more intuitive and quick.
He addressed this somewhere, but I can't remember where. He disagreed; said that having to perform large physical actions to control the game broke immersion and that a controller with buttons easily becomes invisible.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...ra-Punctuation-On-Kinect-and-PlayStation-Move

And yes I do think I won The Game. The point of it is to make you think "Aww fuck I just lost The Game" when someone does that, but instead, I think "Man that xkcd makes me laugh" and thus I am not annoyed when someone mentions it. Whatever it makes sense to me.
 
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Just once I want Yahtzee to write an an article without insulting someone or something. I know I'm probably in a minority here but I watch Zero Punctuation mainly for the caustic all out attack on a game, but I read Extra Punctuation to get a more measured and controlled perspective on whatever the discussed issue is.

And it loses some of that when Yahtzee starts blasting games like he would in ZP. Maybe just once he should try just discussing. You can still use examples, for example, "this game" is a good example of "this mechanic" being used "Well/Poorly." There's no need for the verbal attacks and sweary takes on for example "Kane and Lynch."

Just try it, please, just once.
 

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Fronzel said:
Electrogecko said:
Yahtzee may be completely ignorant to this fact, but motion controls and touch screens go a long way in improving his definition of immersiveness of video games, simply because they make navigating menus much more intuitive and quick.
He addressed this somewhere, but I can't remember where. He disagreed; said that having to perform large physical actions to control the game broke immersion and that a controller with buttons easily becomes invisible.
Yes I remember that. It was his reaction to E3 this year and all the motion control shinanigans that occured there. Sadly, he's just plain wrong. In the same article, he stated that the ultimate goal of game control is the matrix style virtual reality thing, in which you are looking through the protagonist's eyes into his/her world and are in complete control over his/her every movement. Aside from the fact that this directly conflicts with his opinion on motion controls, his understanding of motion control is completely flawed!

He seems to think (kinda like Square Enix does) that motion control means flailing your arms about in an effort to imitate the desired movements of the character on screen. This is the most steriotypical and shallow implementation possible, and he uses it as the basis of his entire argument. Take something as simple as Labyrinth on your Iphone. Is he arguing that the game would be better and more immersive if it were controlled with an analog stick instead of a gyrosensor? What about Wii Sports Resort? I suppose the sword fighting game would be more precise and easier to control by conventional means right?

To say that motion controls have no place in video games is asinine beyond belief. There have been countless examples of how they can be used to improve a game without sacrificing anything. As I said before in this comment section, I've been playing the new Kirby game for the last few days, and it is the perfect example of proper use of motion control. Nearly all of the game will accept nothing but two buttons and the control pad for input. However, in the sections where Kirby turns into a tank or a fire truck, tilting the controller is required to aim the cannon and the water hose respectively. Had the game been on another console, aiming these peripherals would be done by the second analog stick, making aiming impossible to do while jumping or firing as long as the face buttons were used for these functions. As it is, I can jump around and navigate platforms while aiming and firing my water hose in a very precise, fun, and intuitive manner.
 

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But I can count my ribs in the mirr-OhIseewhatyoudidthere...


Made me giggle, awesome. Hooray for vocabulary!

Shift is not Enter, nor is Enter Shift.
 

fanklok

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Why don't they just have Logan edit your stuff he's from the land of eternal rain and crumpets.
 

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Delock said:
Yahtzee, what have you done?! By calling everyone fat, you've made fat average, so now obese is fat and average is skinny and skinny is anorexic thin which has now become "How can you even exist?" size. The measurement system is now ruined!

Also, because you made me lose the game, I must do this

You are now breathing manually
You son of a *****.