A Handy Glossary of Yahtzee Terms

[camazotz]

Well, it is true that Space Invaders invented the cover mechanic....

 

[TheEnglishman]

Well considering I'm pretty scrawny it was a nice experience to be called fat for once.

 

[CopperBoom]

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[FallenMessiah88]

Well i've never had a problem understanding what Yahtzee says. But then again it might be all the valley girls living in my hometown. Oh and im not fat! I've actually lost quite a lot of weight since moving out ;-)

 

[beema]

Darn, I was hoping this would be a glossary of yahtzee-isms. I never had any trouble understanding the usage of these words. You were actually concerned that people were taking them all at their literal meanings? You must get a lot of fucktards emailing you.

 

[Gerhardt]

Fat

What you are. You are fat.

=(

I don't have anything constructive or witty to add, my feelings are just hurt.
I think I'll go jog 10 miles on a treadmill while eating a gallon of Ben & Jerry's.

 

[Caligula_II]

Man, you people couldn't see a joke if someone smacked you with one like a fish rolled in newspaper...

 

[Vohn_exel]

Fat

What you are. You are fat.

HOW DOES HE KNOW THESE THINGS?!

LOL this was pretty interesting, although the only word I didn't know was "botty" and as much as I used to watch British comedies with my dad, I'd never heard it before. Although, we always watched old ones, so maybe it was considered unacceptable like when Barbara Eden couldn't show her belly button.

 

[cfpreston]

i would just like to thank the reviewer who i care not to name
i have been struggling with my lack of pounds and i am glad that someone notices my progress
odd that you can see it from there but still a complement is a complement

 

[soren7550]

do I always express myself clearly? Do I use understandable language?

Well, since you don't speak American English, no.
Just joking, I can barely understand people from my own state oftentimes.

Fat

What you are. You are fat.

Ok, I know Australia is all backwards and such, but I don't believe that a maximum of 120 lbs has ever been considered fat on a 5'8" frame.
That, or I should now just change my name to Noticeably F.A.T.

 

[Nolanp01]

Never had an issue with understanding your reviews to be honest, didn't think others had a problem with how they were presented.

 

[Tempest13]

I supposed that since FFXIII was more recent it was an easier target than, say...Metal Gear Solid "now with 10% less gameplay" 4. Seriously I'd love the game to death if it weren't for the fact that every few minutes I'm getting hit with a freakin cutscene, which kills both the immersion and the flow. Doesn't help that they're so long either.

 

[Inconspicuous Trenchcoat]

Fat

What you are. You are fat.

QFT

But, yeah, fun read. Thanks Botty Ben!

 

[Caliostro]

The trouble with immersion, though, is that, like The Game, you lose it as soon as you start thinking about it.

... Not safe anywhere anymore...

 

[blankedboy]

Fat > Jesus.

 

[Nouw]

Lol I sometimes do go for a piss when cutscenes have no meaning or it takes ages to load.

I found this to be exactly what I thought of what those words meant so thanks for enlightening the lesser-intelligent!

 

[Accountfailed]

;__; I'm not fat *pouts*

I like the use of examples tho ^^ Just not the one about how fat I am ;____;

 

[Toasted Nuts]

"Fat

What you are. You are fat."

Christ if someone who is 10.5 Stone and is musclar and toned.

What the hell does that make a FAT person??

 

[Vortigar]

Oh dear, Yathzee gave Uncharted a compliment. Quick, somebody commit suicide and check if the temperature is still up in hell!

also:
Wow, so many replies on the fat comment.

We're so shallow.