Biosophilogical said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
Please, God, let her get bitten by something venomous...
So, statistically, if she gets bitten by what ... three(?) different animals that are currently within a 100 metre radius of her, that would meet your requirements?
Well, assuming she's staying within a top-class hotel, there should be at least three different species of spider within her room. One will be the Daddy Long-Legs (so no hope there), but we can pray that at least one of the two remaining species is venomous (or at least big enough to give her a heart attack).
Assuming this hotel also has outdoor facilities (preferably grassed), there should be several snakes in the vicinity (it's almost guaranteed that said snakes will be lethal). No further comment needed.
Should she decide to visit the ocean... well, let's just hope she decides to visit the ocean. Box Jellyfish, Stonefish, Blue-Ringed Octopus, possibly even a shark (although I wouldn't count on it).
Come on Australia... we can do it! We can kill
Oprah!