A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Euryalus]

The end?

...Which Metroid? I'm in Favour of Prime, Super, or Zero Mission myself.

 

[Teoes]

*swoops in*

Why not all? You forgot Fusion though. Do not forget Fusion.

Awayyy~!

 

[Euryalus]

No! Fusion comes after!

We'll be extremely confused if we play that before everything else!

We'll only be sort of confused if we start with anything other than Metroid or Zero Mission!

 

[Barbas]

Can't we just play Turok II: Seeds of Evil instead? It has a more ominous title and you can blow the limbs off dinosaurs and change the colour of their blood to purpleeE oH gOD ITS HaePPNNGING AgIN COME HERE YOU DELICIOUS HAMBURGER.

*Compromises the safety of the group with a 'Nam flashback*

 

[Euryalus]

Turok evolution was better! Because Nostalgia!

Spent forever in that game dicking around with the cheats on XD

 

[Teoes]

I've never played a Turok game! Come at me time travelling dinosaur-hunting Native-American bro.

What's the point of this thread? Does it have one?

 

[Barbas]

Holy shit, is that Ricky Gervais? What's he doing here?!

 

[Barbas]

Over there, next to Stephen Merchant.

 

[kailus13]

Last I knew we were invading the White house.

 

[Euryalus]

Last I knew we were on a spaceship made of cremebrulee. Apparently that stopped being a thing... we should build another one and then go to Noveria.

 

[Euryalus]

We went there twice already. Does no one read the ship logs?

We killed an army of starfish monster things! It was quite fun.

@Tizzythetormentor: We crash landed on a yakuza planet... No we didn't, but let's roll with it.

How should we best go about surviving in this rough and tumble black market world?

 

[Barbas]

First, we need to form a team to investigate the area for pubs.

 

[Euryalus]

Al they'll have is rice wine D:

It's a yakuza planet and I'm stereotyping Sake drinks!

I say we use the leftover potatoes we have from raiding the Idaho planet and make vodka while Tizzy goes out and orders us food from Yakuza mcdonalds.

His sister taught him how to order food in japanese apparently.

 

[Barbas]

Damn...well, is there anything in the board game chest that we haven't played yet?

 

[Euryalus]

Well we have cards against humanity, actual cards, and mouse trap...

Also splat and several tubs of play dough.

I call dibs on the blue playdough! It shall be mine!