The absolute worst Star Wars movie, including even those fucking CG serieses, I have ever seen and an average movie altogether.
Averagely shot (modern) action scenes I generally dislike with frantic cuts, like almost the entirety of everything that happened in space.
Almost zero build up to supposed outbursts of conflicts and climaxes, they often just happen.
-> Generally too many cuts of absolutely anything that could build something up, some kind of hype, like when Luke went out to stall time, confronting Kylo and Co.
Weak melee-choreography. The fucking prequels, Menace and Revenge, outdid this movie and I have barely any memory about Episode II.
Luke was wasted. His planet was wasted. The old Jedi knowledge was wasted. Snoke was wasted (holy shit). Rei was wasted (holy fucking shit).
-> Why? Was that all? Was this and that really enough for their motivation, like, what the actual fuck? Who is this, anyway? Where did they come from? What is this place? ---------NAH! ALL DONE NOW! DOESN'T MATTER, LULZ!
The whole Monacco scene on the Monacco Planet with the single Monacco city on it was absolute fucking shit. It dragged on that I, for the first time in about 23 years, asked myself when this fucking Star Wars movie finally was going to end. That animal-arc, rich vs. poor arc, casino arc was so damn poorly implemented that I really asked myself if I should leave, but I didn't go alone. And before you ask: I don't talk while watching a movie.
Leia's scene in space looked absolutely awful. What the fuck, was Fisher already dead then? But Leia really was the best part in this movie and I am so sad that the whole Po - Mon Mothma - Leia arc, which was really really awesome with all the twists and the final FTL scene of Mon Mothma really was the absolute best thing of this movie. If you could cut this all out, Leia's scenes and arc, Po's misjudgment (which though I at first were on board with), and Mon Mothma's everything out of this movie and put it into a better one, I would have dropped my jaw in awe for finally seeing a EU-esque scene on film. This whole arc was stellar in my opinion.
Reis and Kylos dialogue while Rei was on Dagobah was really wrecking my mental state. They talked like if they were 16 or something, about shit mostly, Luke's involvement in Kylos turning could have been really cool, but the execution of the whole flashback scene was motherfucking weak, like holy hell... and that was all that took it to turn Luke into Yoda? Even Revenge did a better job to show Anakin's character development.
Luke died either too early or he didn't do enough in this movie alone, meaning he should have kicked ass instead of the movie wasting time in Monacco or leave Luke dying for the next movie. He did a force projection to another planet, which is cool, but that literally was everything. With the previous movie hyping him up like a ************.
I like jaded Luke, but his motivation was so weak. I can not accept that just because he """"""""""""failed""""""""" once, with a bunch of dead children and his nephew kinda turned to the dark side as the result of his failure, that he goes into exile for good, despising everything the Jedi said and did, wanting to burn it all. I personally even would agree here, but his motivation was too fucking weak, he didn't even read the old teachings so how should he ever have known that they were wrong in the first place? Because he failed --------------once----------------? What the actual fuck, while writing this it's getting worse for me.
Those set pieces in general, Snoke's red greenscreen room, were unimpressive. It all feels like they shot the movie 2 months ago and began filming 5 months ago. What the fuck, guys...? Missed a date? Rogue One was last year......
Much more, like how did Rei get on the Millenium Falcon after her force-brawl with Kylo? And really, she has 0 heritage despite 7 movies previously, and this one as well except for Rei herself, having the theme of destiny and heritage? I wouldn't have a problem with that, if Rei was weaker in the force. But this is rather minor.
I liked the scenes on Hoth in the last scenes of the final chapter. Except for Fin being saved. This scene up until this was gut-wrenching (I really liked Fin and was quite happy about how he turned out in Episode 7), but he got saved by that multi-talented technician ex-machina chick that unfortunately got introduced when I had to go to the toilet.
I liked the theme of questioning the old, some wanting to destroy it and others not, and in general that Jedis aren't clearly portraied as the ideal standard. But we got a bitter Luke Yodawalker, who just says it is bad, but not why. We got Kylo saying that this needs to be done, but his version of the why was unimpressive.
The humour nose-dived for me in almost every scene, and those animals were worse than Ewoks, being even more blatant in just having the purpous of being exposed to the audience in order to get produced as toys or whatever later.
Movie average, Star Wars shit.
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edit: Holy hell, my English is the absolute worst right now. I'm deeply sorry for that, honestly, and thank you for reading. I just woke up, if I don't forget to, I will edit this post later. Really, sorry for that.