A portal question

[Jedamethis]

You asplode.
That happens whenever Science can't be bothered to think up what would logically happen
I like asploding ^-^

 

[MercurySteam]

Everyone loves a portal question.

So, if I put a portal just above the floor, and one on the floor, then I dive headfirst, grab my legs before they go through the portal, and begin to climb up my own body, what happens?

Spoiler: This.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Well you'd just keep falling. Unless you pull on your legs too hard trying to 'climb' them... then you'd tear yourself in half. Messy.

 

[Neonbob]

The sheer force of hilarity in the universe would result in you tearing yourself in half, and as you get what has just happened to you, you get a burst of speed, and begin climbing up yourself so fast that you pass your legs, and begin to unravel your intestines in a futile attempt to keep yourself from falling.
That goes on until you die from blood loss.
^_^

that disturbing sentence followed by the smiley just made my respect for you multiply by some unknown number. i though it was my job to be the disturbing sadist here

Well, it's good to know that!
I can earn internet respect by just going with whatever comes off the top of my head!
Hooray[sup]quintupled[/sup]

And if you really wanna be the most disturbing, you're going to have lots of challengers to your spot. Just make sure you have your flaming spike pit at the ready.

you obviously havent been here long...Neon is like sadist raptor jedi zombie physicist rockstar jesus zeus.

To be fair, I've been pretty mild for the last few months.

yeah but ive said some pretty fucked up shit and until now neon's only said sarcastic comebacks.ive only been here since like august >>

As stated above, I've been mild for a while now.
Maybe I'll resume operation as normal soon.
Maybe.
After I finish basking in online praise X-D

I bet you fellas use words like 'random' a lot in conversation. People who talk like this are the sanest, most boring individuals in the world. On the up side, you keep those people that print 'you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps' stickers in business.

I thought about making some kind of rant on you, but then I read your username and cracked the fuck up.
Thank you for that.
Seriously.

 

[TikiShades]

Nothing. You couldn't grab your legs before falling in unless the ceiling was low enough, and if that were so, you'd most likely continue to fall like normal. You couldn't "climb" on yourself, because you'd weigh yourself down to the point where you couldn't reach far enough, lose your grip, and have to start over.

It's hard to explain.

 

[Baby Eater]

The sheer force of hilarity in the universe would result in you tearing yourself in half, and as you get what has just happened to you, you get a burst of speed, and begin climbing up yourself so fast that you pass your legs, and begin to unravel your intestines in a futile attempt to keep yourself from falling.
That goes on until you die from blood loss.
^_^

damn ps3rd word limit >>
does it have to be a flaming spike pit? i'd rather throw people into a pit of rapist clowns

 

[Neonbob]

damn ps3rd word limit >>
does it have to be a flaming spike pit? i'd rather throw people into a pit of rapist clowns

Heh.
If it's a flaming spike pit, you don't have to worry about the contents getting out after a bunch of people are thrown in.
The clowns will be smart enough to build a ladder out of the bodies and climb out of the pit.
And then your day is ruined.

 

[Baby Eater]

damn ps3rd word limit >>
does it have to be a flaming spike pit? i'd rather throw people into a pit of rapist clowns

Heh.
If it's a flaming spike pit, you don't have to worry about the contents getting out after a bunch of people are thrown in.
The clowns will be smart enough to build a ladder out of the bodies and climb out of the pit.
And then your day is ruined.

il feed them a small boy everyday so they stay in.

i just need to find some rapist clowns.....TO MCDONALDS!

 

[Neonbob]

il feed them a small boy everyday so they stay in.

i just need to find some rapist clowns.....TO MCDONALDS!

Oooh...those will take a while longer, but the same problem will eventually apply.
And they're still sentient...they'll realize that they can get kids on their own if they climb out.

 

[Baby Eater]

il feed them a small boy everyday so they stay in.

i just need to find some rapist clowns.....TO MCDONALDS!

Oooh...those will take a while longer, but the same problem will eventually apply.
And they're still sentient...they'll realize that they can get kids on their own if they climb out.

what if i install an electric fence?

 

[Neonbob]

what if i install an electric fence?

Now you're thinking!
I prefer napalm turrets, though.
But that's just me.
[sup]fire rules[/sup]

 

[ryai458]

you would die, because your head would be crushed because since you dive in as you say you would moving in a direction and everytime you go through the portal you would move closer to a edge until you hit the edge moving so fast your head would be pulverized. It would beutiful!

 

[Baby Eater]

what if i install an electric fence?

Now you're thinking!
I prefer napalm turrets, though.
But that's just me.
[sup]fire rules[/sup]

thats exactly what the voices said
but I don't wanna kill the clowns although I might use napalm on one if i get bored

 

[Neonbob]

thats exactly what the voices said
but I don't wanna kill the clowns although I might use napalm on one if i get bored

So my transmitter is working! GREAT.
Now to move on to more targets!
muahahahahaaaaa.

 

[Baby Eater]

thats exactly what the voices said
but I don't wanna kill the clowns although I might use napalm on one if i get bored

So my transmitter is working! GREAT.
Now to move on to more targets!
muahahahahaaaaa.

wow if your making the voices you do one hell of a napaleone bonoparte impression. your ben franklins a little off however and your charles manson is spot on

 

[Neonbob]

wow if your making the voices you do one hell of a napaleone bonoparte impression. your ben franklins a little off however and your charles manson is spot on

Why thank you.
I've worked on all of them for a good week or so.
I'm also doing a Sean Connery in the mind of a Catholic priest in Albany.
Just wait til you see what he gets up to.

 

[Baby Eater]

wow if your making the voices you do one hell of a napaleone bonoparte impression. your ben franklins a little off however and your charles manson is spot on

Why thank you.
I've worked on all of them for a good week or so.
I'm also doing a Sean Connery in the mind of a Catholic priest in Albany.
Just wait til you see what he gets up to.

:O i wish sean connery could invade my mind

 

[Neonbob]

wow if your making the voices you do one hell of a napaleone bonoparte impression. your ben franklins a little off however and your charles manson is spot on

Why thank you.
I've worked on all of them for a good week or so.
I'm also doing a Sean Connery in the mind of a Catholic priest in Albany.
Just wait til you see what he gets up to.

:O i wish sean connery could invade my mind

Oh, I know.
But you'll have to be happy with napoleon and his like.
I have a strict policy on mind invasions.
Dear old Ben might not be around for much longer, by the way.

 

[Baby Eater]

wow if your making the voices you do one hell of a napaleone bonoparte impression. your ben franklins a little off however and your charles manson is spot on

Why thank you.
I've worked on all of them for a good week or so.
I'm also doing a Sean Connery in the mind of a Catholic priest in Albany.
Just wait til you see what he gets up to.

:O i wish sean connery could invade my mind

Oh, I know.
But you'll have to be happy with napoleon and his like.
I have a strict policy on mind invasions.
Dear old Ben might not be around for much longer, by the way.

i think when that happens napaleone and manson might start a civil war

 

[Neonbob]

i think when that happens napaleone and manson might start a civil war

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
They're on good terms. Trust me.
I am writing the damn script, after all.