a promise to the_root_of_all_evil finally fulfilled - LOLiterature

[sgtshock]

TEH HOLLOW MEN

WE IS TEH HOLLOW MEN
WE AR TEH STUFFED MEN
LEANINS TOGETHR HEADPIECE FILLED WITH STRAW. ALAZ!
OUR DRIED VOICEZ, WHEN
WE WHISPR TOGETHR
AR QUIET AND MEANINGLESZ
AZ WIND IN DRY GRASZ
OR RATZ FEET OVR BROKEN GLASZ
IN OUR DRY CELLAR

SHAPE WITHOUT 4M, SHADE WITHOUT COLOUR,
PARALYSED FURCE, GESCHUR WITHOUT MOSHUN;
THOSE HOO HAVE CROSSED
WITH DIRECT EYEZ, T DEATHZ UDDR KINGDOM
REMEMBR UZ IF AT ALL NOT AZ LOST
VIOLENT SOULZ, BUT ONLY
AZ TEH HOLLOW MEN
TEH STUFFED MEN.

HERE WE GO ROUND TEH PRICKLY PEAR
PRICKLY PEAR PRICKLY PEAR
HERE WE GO ROUND TEH PRICKLY PEAR
AT FIVE O CLOCK IN TEH MORNIN.

BETWEEN TEH IDEA
AND TEH REALITY
BETWEEN TEH MOSHUN
AND TEH ACT
FALLZ TEH SHADOW 4 THINE AR TEH KINGDOM

BETWEEN TEH CONCEPSHUN
AND TEH CREASHUN
BETWEEN TEH EMOSHUN
AND TEH RESPONSE
FALLZ TEH SHADOW LIFE AR TEH VERY LONG

BETWEEN TEH DESIRE
AND TEH SPASM
BETWEEN TEH POTENCY
AND TEH EXISTENCE
BETWEEN TEH ESSENCE
AND TEH DESCENT
FALLZ TEH SHADOW FUR THINE AR TEH KINGDOM

4 THINE AR
LIFE AR TEH
FOR THINE AR TEH

THIZ AR TEH WAY TEH WRLD ENDZ
THIZ AR TEH WAY TEH WURLD ENDZ
THIZ AR TEH WAY TEH WURRLD ENDZ
NOT WIF BANG BUT WIF WHIMPR.

Yes, I skipped a few parts in the middle. The translator didn't keep the indents so I had to redo them by hand.

 

[coldwarkid]

WIF RAGGD DIAMOND
OV SHATTERD PLATE-GLAS
A YOUNG MAN AN HIS GURL
R FALLIN BAKWARDZ INTO SHOP-WINDOW.
TEH YOUNG MANZ FACE
IZ BRISTLIN WIF FRAGMENTS OV GLAS
AN TEH GURLS LEG HAS CAUGHT
ON TEH BROKD WINDOW
AN SPURTS ARTERIAL BLOOD
OVAR HER WET-LOOK WITE COAT.
THEIR ARMS R STARFISHD OUT
BRACD 4 IMPACT,
THEIR FACEZ SHOW SUPRIZE, SHOCK,
AN TEH BEGINNIN OV PAIN.
TEH 2 YOUTHS HOO HAS PUSHD THEM
R BOUT 2 COMPLETE TEH OPERASHUN
REACHIN INTO TEH WINDOW
2 LOOT WUT THEY CAN SMARTLY.
THEIR FACEZ SHOW NO EXPRESHUN.
IT BE SHARP CLEAR NITE
IN SAUCHIEHALL STREET.
IN DA BAKGROUND 2 DRIVERS
KEEP THEIR EYEZ ON TEH ROAD.


When Edwin Morgan sees this, he's going to slaughter me....

 

[MasterStratus]

Snip...

That's... It's like you didn't even try...

Spoiler: Guess what this poem is!

SUM SAY TEH WURLD WILL END IN FIRE,
SUM SAY IN ICE.
FROM WUT IVE TASTED OV DESIRE
I HOLD WITH THOSE HOO FAVOUR FIRE.
BUT IF IT HAD T PERISH TWICE,
I THINK I KNOW ENOUGH OF HATE
2 SAY THAT FOAR DESTRUCSHUN ICE
AR ALSO GREAT
AND WOULD SUFFICE.

Fire and Ice by Robert Frost?
I can haz cookie?

 

[EzraPound]

WHOSE WOODZ THEES R I FINKZ I KNOE.
HIS HOUZ IZ IN DA VILLAGE THOUGH;
HE WILL NOT C ME STOPPIN HER
2 WATCH HIS WOODZ FILL UP WIF SNOW.

MAH LIL LOLCAT MUST FINKZ IT QUER
2 STOP WITHOUT FARMHAUS NEAR
TWEEN TEH WOODZ AN FROZEN LAEK
TEH DARKEST EVENIN OV TEH YER.

HE GIVEZ HIS HARNES BELLS SHAEK
2 ASK IF THAR IZ SUM MISTAEK.
TEH ONLY OTHR SOUNDZ TEH SWEEP
OV EASY WIND AN DOWNY FLAEK.

TEH LOLCATZ R LOVELY, DARK N DEEP.
BUT I HAS PROMISEZ 2 KEEP,
AN MILEZ 2 GO BEFORE I SLEEP,
AN MILEZ 2 GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

 

[Rhayn]

Spoiler

ILLNESZ AND PLAGUEZ,
TORCHUR AND BLITE
AR TEH WHUT SHE BRINGZ
MOCKIN HOLY STANDARDZ,
DECEIVINS FEEBLE FOOLZ
AR WHUT SHE LOVESZ

GRANTED WITH POWERZ,
GIFTED WITH MAGIC
WATCHIN TEH WHIRLD THROUGH RAVEN EYEZ

5 fake internet cookies to anyone who knows where I stole that from.

Also, you will be my new god.

 

[JC175]

Spoiler: The LOLsong of J. Alfred Prufrock

DISTURB THE UNIVURSE--SRSLY?
I CAN HAZ PEACH?
IM IN UR WHITE FLANNUL TROWZERS
WALKIN ON UR BEACH

THE MERMADES SINGING - I HEARS THEM
I DO NOT THINK THEY SAY "O HAI!" TO ME.

This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Thankyou so much.

My contribution:

Spoiler: TEH ROAD NOT TAKEN

TWO ROADZ DIVERGED IN YELLOW WOOD,
AND SOZ I COULD NOT TRAVEL BUDD
OH NOES, LONG I STOOD
AND LOOKED DOWN ONE AZ FAR AZ I COULD
TO WHERE IT BENT IN TEH INTERTUBE;
THEN TOK TEH UDDR, AZ JUS AZ GUD,
AND HAVINS PERHAPZ TEH BETTR CLAIM,
BECAUSE IT WAZ GRASSY AND HAD NO MUD;
THOUGH AZ FOR THAT TEH PASSIN THERE
HAD WORN THEM RLY ABOUT TEH SAME,
AND BUDD THAT MORNINS EQUALLY LAY
IN LEAVEZ NO STEP HAD TRODDEN BLACK.
O, I KEPT TEH FIRST FUR ANUDDR DAY!
YET KNOWINS HOW WAY LEADZ ON T WAY,
I DOUBTED IF I SHOULD EVR CUM BACK.

I SHALL BE TELLINS THIZ WITH
SOMEWHERE NEXT THURSDAY:
TWO ROADZ DIVERGED IN WOOD, AND I-
I TOK TEH ONE LESZ TRAVELED BY,
AND THAT HAZ MADE ALL TEH DIFFERENCE LOL

 

[EzraPound]

WHOSE VERBZ THEES R I FINKZ I KNOE.
THE ENGLIZH LANGUAGE MOSTLY SUX!! THO;
NO LINGUSTZ WILL WITNEZ ME WORKIN HERE
AS I CAPTION LOLCATZ IN PHOTOZ

MAH LIL LOL CAT MUST FINKZ IT QUER
2 POSE WITHOUT FOODCENTIVEZ NEAR
TWEEN TEH MEATSPACE N GAMIN BREAK
CATZ SAYN 'BBQED!!1' PROVIED THE CHEER.

SHE GIVEZ HR FEEBLE PAWZ A SHAEK
AS IF DER WULD BE SUM MISTAEK.
TEH ONLY OTHR SOUNDZ TEH SWEEP
OF DA PC N ME WANTIN 2 GO 2 SLP.

TEH SLEEP TAB IZ HOMLY, GRAY N GOES 'BLEEP'.
BUT I HAS LOLCAT PRMZEZ 2 KEEP,
AN MANYPPL TO MKE LOL BEFORE SLEEP,
AN MANYPPL TO MKE LOL BEFORE SLEEP.

 

[Khedive Rex]

WEN IN TEH CORS OF LOLCATZ EVENTZ IT BECOMEZ NCESSARY TO CAN HAZ NEW CUNTRY, IT IS W/ RESPECT THAT TEH LOLCATZ LIST THERE GREVANSES.

THESE TRUFFZ AR NOT LIEZ, THAT ALL LOLCATZ AR MADE EQUAL. THAT DEY IS GIVN BY TEH CEILING CAT THREE RIGHTZ. LIKE LIFE, LIBERITY AND TEH PURSUT OF CHEEEEEEEZBURGERZ. - THAT TO SECUR CHEEEEEZBURGERZ CAPTIONS AR CREEATED AMONG LOLZCATZ, DERIVIN DEY JUST ENGLISH FROM TEH CONSENT OF THE KITTEHZ - THAT IF NE CAPTION MAK TEH KITTEHZ *SADFACE* DEY CAN HAZ RIGHT TO ABOLISHZ IT AND INSTITUTE NEW FLOATIN CAPTION LAYIN DEY FONDATIONZ IN SUCH ENGLISH THAT MAK TEH LOLCATZ *SMILEYFACE* AND LOL.

? That?s all I can stand to do ? God I feel dirty?

 

[FluffX]

Spoiler

PIKSHUR URSELF IN BOAT ON RIVR,
WITH TANGERINE TREEZ AND MARMALADE SKIEZ SOMEBODY CALLZ YOO,
YOUZ ANSWR QUITE SLOWLY,
GIRL WITH KALEIDOSCOPE EYEZ.

CELLOFANE FLOWERZ OF YELLOW AND GREEN,
TOWERIN OVR YUR HEDD.
LOKAY FOR TEH GIRL WITH TEH SUN IN HR EYEZ,
AND SHEZ GONE.

LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
AH.. AH...

FOLLOW HR DOWN 2 BRIDGE BY FOUNTAIN
WHERE ROCKIN HORSE PEOPLE EAT MARSHMALLOW PIEZ,
EVERYONE SMILEZ AZ YOUZ DRIFT PAST TEH FLOWERZ,
THAT GROW SO INCREDIBLY HIGH.

NEWSPAPR TAXIZ APPEAR ON TEH SHORE,
WAITINS T TAKE YU AWAY.
CLIMB IN TEH BACK WITH YUR HEDD IN TEH CLOUDZ,
AND YOORE GONE.

LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
AH.. AH...

PIKSHUR YOARSELF ON TRAIN IN STASHUN,
WITH PLASTICINE PORTERZ WITH LOOKIN GLASZ TIEZ,
SUDDENLY SOMEONE AR TEH THERE AT TEH TURNSTILE,
TEH GIRL WITH KALEIDOSCOPE EYEZ.

LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
LUCY IN TEH SKY WITH DIAMONDZ
AH.. AH...

Shame? What shame?

I think you should tell people what song that is.

Does the chorus not make it obvious enough?

 

[halfeclipse]

Spoiler: Tiger

TIGR, TIGR, BURNINS BRITE
IN TEH 4EST OF TEH NITE,
WUT IMMORTAL HAND OR EYE
COULD FRAME YUR FEARFUL SYMMETRY? IN WHUT DISTANT DEEPZ OR SKIEZ
BURNT TEH FIRE OV YUR EYEZ?
ON WUT WINGZ DAR HIM ASPIRE?
WHUT TEH HAND DIS SEIZE TEH FIRE? AND WUT SHOULDR AND WHUT ART
COULD TWIST TEH SINEWZ OF THY HEART?
AND, WHEN THY HEART BEGAN T BEAT,
WUT DREDD HAND AND WUT DREDD FEET? WUT TEH HAMMR? WUT TEH CHAIN?
IN WHUT FURNACE WAZ YUR BRAIN?
WUT TEH ANVIL? WUT DREDD GRASP
DIS ITZ DEADLY TERRORZ CLASP? WHEN TEH STARZ THREW DOWN DEM SPEARZ,
AND WATRD HEAVEN WITH DEM TEARZ,
DID HIM SMILE HIM WORK TO SEE?
DID HIM HOO MADE TEH LAMB MAKE THEE? TIGR, TIGR, BURNINS BRITE
IN TEH 4ESTZ OF TEH NITE,
WHUT IMMORTAL HAND OR EYE
DR FRAME THY FEARFUL SYMMETRY? KTHX.

I feel so dirty right now.

 

[Haberley]

Spoiler

So far, this is my favorite contribution. *claps*

I shall be adding mine tomorrow; I have sleep to catch up on.

I thank you ^^

De time haz cum,
de walrus sed,
to talk ov meny fings,
ov shu,s 'n' ships 'n' sealin' wacks,
ov cabajes n kings

-A

Surely they would talk of cheezburgrz n kingz?

 

[ace_of_something]

I tried. But can't do this. I don't look at lawlcatz enough to be able to translate.
A Suggestion
Mad World by Tears for Fears

 

[Anarchemitis]

Oh my goodness. Such horrors... the brain cannot forget...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I tried. But can't do this. I don't look at lawlcatz enough to be able to translate.
A Suggestion
Mad World by Tears for Fears

KITTEHS WAITIN FUR TEH DAY TEHY FELL GUD
HAPPY BURFDEH (Oh! It's yur burfdeh? Happy burfdeh! We can has cake now plz?) HAPPY BURFDEH

Those lines seemed the best for LOLifying. :3

 

[kaziard]

CRAZY, BUT THATZ HOW IT GOEZ
MILLIONZ OV PEOPLE LIVINS AZ FOEZ
MAYBE ITZ NOT TO LATE T LEARN HOW TO LOVEZ
AND FORGET HOW TO HATE
MENTAL WOUNDZ NOT HEALIN
LIFEZ BITTR SHAME
IM GOINS OFF TEH RAILZ ON CRAZY TRAIN
IVE LISTENED T PREACHERZ
IVE LISTENED TO FOOLZ
IVE WATCHED ALL TEH DROPOUTZ
HOO MAKE THEIR OWN RULEZ
ONE PERSON CONDISHUNED
T RULE AND CONTROL
TEH MEDIA SELLZ IT
AND YU HAVE TEH ROLE
MENTAL WOUNDZ STILL SCREAMIN
DRIVIN ME INSANE
IM GOINS OFF TEH RAILZ ON CRAZY TRAIN
I KNOW THAT THINGZ AR GOIN WRONG FOAR ME
U GOTTA LISTEN 2 MAH WORDZ
YEH-H
HEIRZ OF COLD WAR
THATZ WHUT WEVE BECUM
INHERITIN TROUBLEZ IM MENTALLY NUMB
CRAZY, I JUS CANNOT BEAR
IM LIVINS WITH SOMETHIN
THAT JUS ISNT FAIR
MENTAL WOUNDZ NOT HEALINS
HOO AND WUTZ TO BLAME
IM GOINS OFF TEH RAILZ ON CRAZY TRAIN.

Ozzy please forgive me

 

[XJ-0461]

WUT TEH FUCK AR TEH GOINS ON IN THIZ THREDD? Straight from the LOLCat translator.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Please someone put an end to this massacre of literature.

 

[Fingerprint]

How has this no been done yet - so here it is at last:

Spoiler: Hamlet

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Spoiler: Bastardised Hamlet

TO BE, OR NOT T BE: THAT AR TEH QWESJUN:
WHETHR TIZ NOBLR IN TEH MIND T SUFFR
TEH SLINGZ AND ARROWZ OV OUTRUJOUZ FOARTUNE,
OR T TAKE UP ARMZ AGAINST SEA OF TROUBLEZ
AND BY OPPOSINS, END THEM? T DIE: T SLEEP;
NO MOAR AND BY SLEEP T SAY WE END
TEH HEART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKZ
THAT FLESH AR TEH HEIR TO, TIZ CONSUMASHUN
DEVOUTLY T BE WISHD. T DIE; 2 SLEEP;
TO SLEEP: PERCHANCE 2 DREAM: AY, THEREZ TEH RUB:
FOAR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHUT DREAMZ MAY CUM
WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIZ MORTAL COIL,
MUST GIVE UZ PAUSE: THEREZ TEH RESPECT
THAT MAKEZ CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE;
FOAR THOSE HOO WOULD BEAR TEH WHIPZ AND SCORNZ OF TIME,
TEH OPPRESSORZ WRONG, TEH PROUND MANZ CONTUMELY,
TEH PANGZ OF DESPISED LUBZ, TEH LAWZ DELAY,
TEH INSOLANCE OF OFFICE AND TEH SPURNZ
THAT PATIENT MERIT OV TEH UNWORTHY TAKEZ,
WHEN HE HIMSELF MITE HIZ QUIETUZ MAKE
WITH BR BODKIN? HOO WOULD FARDELZ BEAR,
TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDR WEARY LIFE,
BUT THAT TEH DREDD OF SOMETHINS AFTR DEATH,
TEH UNDISCOVRD COUNTRY FROM HOOSE BOURN
NO TRAVELR RETURNZ, PUZZLEZ TEH WILL
AND MAKEZ UZ RATHR BEAR THOSE ILLZ WE HAVE
THAN FLY T UDDERZ THAT WE KNOW NOT OF?
THUZ CONSCIENCE DOEZ MAKE COWARDZ OF UZ ALL;
AND THUZ TEH NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUSHUN
AR TEH SICKLIED OR WITH TEH PALE CAST OF THOUGHT,
AND ENTERPRISEZ OV GREAT PITH AND MOMENT
WITH THIZ THEIR CURRENTZ TURN AWRY,
AND LOSE TEH NAME OV ACSHUN. - SOFT YOUZ NOW!
TEH FAIR OFELIA! NYMF, IN THY ORISONZ
BE ALL MAH SINZ REMEMBRD. KTHXBYE!

People have been shot for less.
Edit: I'm really, really sorry.

 

[Fingerprint]

Spoiler: Tiger

TIGR, TIGR, BURNINS BRITE
IN TEH 4EST OF TEH NITE,
WUT IMMORTAL HAND OR EYE
COULD FRAME YUR FEARFUL SYMMETRY? IN WHUT DISTANT DEEPZ OR SKIEZ
BURNT TEH FIRE OV YUR EYEZ?
ON WUT WINGZ DAR HIM ASPIRE?
WHUT TEH HAND DIS SEIZE TEH FIRE? AND WUT SHOULDR AND WHUT ART
COULD TWIST TEH SINEWZ OF THY HEART?
AND, WHEN THY HEART BEGAN T BEAT,
WUT DREDD HAND AND WUT DREDD FEET? WUT TEH HAMMR? WUT TEH CHAIN?
IN WHUT FURNACE WAZ YUR BRAIN?
WUT TEH ANVIL? WUT DREDD GRASP
DIS ITZ DEADLY TERRORZ CLASP? WHEN TEH STARZ THREW DOWN DEM SPEARZ,
AND WATRD HEAVEN WITH DEM TEARZ,
DID HIM SMILE HIM WORK TO SEE?
DID HIM HOO MADE TEH LAMB MAKE THEE? TIGR, TIGR, BURNINS BRITE
IN TEH 4ESTZ OF TEH NITE,
WHUT IMMORTAL HAND OR EYE
DR FRAME THY FEARFUL SYMMETRY? KTHX.

I feel so dirty right now.

I know I can't say much, having just redone the "To be, or not to be..." soliloquy - but what you have done is pure evil!

 

[Khedive Rex]

Spoiler: The Pianocat

IT?Z SLEEPY TIM ON A SATURDEH,
TEH LOLCATZ TUMBL IN,
OLD KITTEH SITZ NEXT TO ME,
THINKIN OF OLD EPIC WINZ.

HE SAYZ, ?KITTEH I CAN HAZ MELODEH??
I FORGOTZ HOW IT GOES.
BUT IT MAD ME SADFACE, FOR TEH WHOL LOLCAT RACE,
WEN I WAS A YUNGER PHOTO.

LA-DEDA DIDIDA. LA-DEDA DIDIDAAAAAAA! DADUM.

I?Z SINGIN SONGZ, I IZ PIANOCAT.
SINGIN TEH SONGZ TOONYT
I JUST CAM UP WIFF DIS MELODEH,
BUT I THINKZ I?Z PLAYIN ALRIGHT.

BARTENDR LOLCAT IS FWIEND OF MIN,
ALL OF HIZ CAPTIONS AR WITTEH.
AND HES QUICK WIFF TEH LOLZ OR A FU BARRELROLLZ
BUT SOMEFING MAKZ HIM SADKITTEH.

HE SAYZ ?JOHN I BELEEVZ DIS IS HOPLESZ?
AS HIZ EARZ FLATTEN OVER HIZ HEAD,
?I IZ SUPPOS TO BE BARTENDR,
BUT I DROPZ ALL TEH GLASSEZ INSTED.?

LA-DEDA DIDIDA. LA-DEDA DIDIDAAAAAAA! DADUM.

PAUL IS BUSINESMAN LOLCAT,
WOO NEVAR MAD TIM FOR TEH LURVEZ,
AND HEZ LOOKIN FOR WETCAT, WOOS CAUT IN A MAN BATH,
CUZ HE CANT GET UP OVAR TEH CURVZ.

AND TEH WAITRESZ IZ PRAYIN TO CEILING CAT
WYL HER CUTOMRZ CHU ON SUM ?NIP.
SHE SAYZ ?DON?T BE TEMPTED BY FLOOR CAT!?
DEY TELL HER ?JUST TRY A DIP.?

I?Z SINGIN SONGZ, I IZ PIANOCAT.
SINGIN TEH SONGZ TOONYT.
I JUST CAM UP WIFF DIS MELOEH
BUT I THINKZ I?Z PLAYIN ALRIGHT.

IT?Z A PRETY GUD CAST, FOR SLEEPYTIME,
AND MANAGER CAT STARTZ TO PUR,
CUZ HE NOS I IZ STAR, I IZ GONNA GO FAR,
AND GETZ LOTZ OF CHEEZBURGERZ.

AND THE SONGZ I PLAYZ IS BOOTIFUL
BETAR DAN NE OLD RAWRZ.
WITH TEH DOW?S AND TEH LA?S I RELEEZ FROM MAH PAWZ,
I WISH I HAZ REEL FINGARZ.

LA-DEDA DIDIDA. LA-DEDA DIDIDAAAAAAA! DADUM.

I?Z SINGIN SONGZ, I IZ PIANOCAT
SINGIN TEH SONGS TOONYT.
I JUST CAME UP WIFF DIS MELODY,
BUT I THINKZ I?Z PLAYIN ALRIGHT.