A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

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ReaperzXIII

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WOMEN YOUR VAGINAS BELONG TO ME!!! I'm guessing this would be almost every man's first command.

Then I would train them all into super soldiers and then have my 1000 super soldier people steal stuff for me and whatever else I feel like.
 

Soushi

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I'd make an army capable of standing up to Brittania. They, are the BLACK KNIGHTS!!!

In all honesty... the cuolt hting sounds pretty good. Yeah, we'll go with that. Not a bad cult, one of those ones from the deep south, or who drink kool aid laced with cynide, no. My cult would be set upfor the purpose of surviving the inevitable human holocaust and emerging to take over the world and make it a better place.
 

Pariah87

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I'd give them all a weapon and force them to fight to the last group of 10 for my own amusement.

This 10 would be the strongest, most ruthless and with the best survival instincts, who shall then become my personal retinue.

Then I begin to brainwash the disaffected youth with my illusion of power and the ever present threat of my enforcers/bodyguards, possibly using the internet, appealing the socially inept who feel alone and cling to some group to belong to (hey it's how most little cults work)

Then the crime spree and chaos begins, orchestrated by minions further down the chain of command, with me not being implemented in anyway for I am simply a shadowy figurehead who is never seen. Lesser minions may rat on those above them when caught, but once it reaches one of the 10, they are so loyal they will die before revealing anything, keeping me safe.

As influence spreads and more are "recruited" into the fold, the country will slowly burn.

After everything the UK once was ceases to exist, I order the 10 (If 10 have lasted this long) to kill themselves, I leave with my accumulated £££ and head off for a nice life in another country somewhere to see out my days.

Why would I do this? Meh, passes the time I guess.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Tell them all to get educated, take care of their kids, be financially responsible and pay off their fucking debts. Then perhaps we can talk about revolution or something. As it stands right now statistically speaking none of them would be reliable enough to get any major coordinated job done.
 

Captain Pirate

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Have them make the games I dream of making.
And various other stuff already mentioned... orgies, etc.

Then I'd have them repeatedly make a fully functional Guitar out of grass until they could do it in under a minute.
 

Vohn_exel

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kebab4you said:
Hmm well make them work and give all the money to me.

Boring I know but works out very good for me.
In addition, I'd probably pick the prettiest girl and make her my personal attendant (not as gross as it sounds, actually.) And then I'd have like four or six of them be my special bodyguards, especially if they were trained to be ninjas. Others would be my opponents in Street Fighter, and others just people to do my bidding.

Infact, I'd probably eventually get bored and start thinking up hugely complicated things to do with so many people. Maybe not rob banks, but have my own spy network or...something. I dunno, but eventually I'd come up with something complicated just because.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Give me your life savings! Now go invade Antartica and make a small hideout for me to retreat to should I ever need to lie low!
 

Mechsoap

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build a settlement, which will get rich and everyone wants to visit until we get the military overpower to take over a small island regime
 

WrongSprite

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Tell them to work as normal, but give me 5% of their income. Not that noticeable to them, but I'd be rolling in cash :D
 

ultimateownage

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Go go super gang! They'd all get me anything I wanted whenever I wanted.
I want that TV!
*they steal TV*

I'm hungry!
*they get me mountains of food*

I want to advance medical science to make the world a better place!
*They advance medical science to the point where bacterial diseases do not exist*
 

Shoggoth2588

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rockyoumonkeys said:
333 threesomes, and the odd man out has to watch.
I'd make him film it

OT:

I would divide them into 2 groups of 500 and get them to do an all vocal version of the banjo battle thing, the actual title of which I do not know. I would also then make them perform an acapella version of Phantom of the Opera, Jekyll and Hyde and, Fiddler on the Roof (Shoggoth on the Roof if I can find the libretto)

Finally: paintball. The biggest, big-team paintball war ever. I would fight alongside the blues and kick out one of the 1000 to record the whole thing by following me, the camera being over my left shoulder since I'm left handed.