A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[Sakeretsu]

Build my own Eco Nation and introduce them to art ,agriculture,free thinking and speech ,and form a strong group of Eco Warrior for defense and sabotage ,oh yeah and build a huge submarine which looks like a whale . ''Work,Respect Nature and Prosper'' (otherwise I KILLLL YOUUU)

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!

Dude, you nearly made me break the first 2 rules.
And it's a PROJECT.
Don't ask questions.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

Minions, we shall have an or-

Oh damn it.

Get that internet ninja and ... then lets have an orgy with him! Yes!

 

[The Funslinger]

Send them on a series of hilarious suicide missions until they're killed to a man and then use mail-merge to send the same generic-ass condolence letter to the 1000 families... just to be a dick.

 

[Gbadude3]

I'd have them infiltarte the highest levels of US and Canadian government so that they could, once in power, make the two countries into one Empire that I alone would control.

 

[ethaninja]

ZERG RUSH!!

 

[mklnjbh]

Have Valve train them and get them working on Episode 3.

 

[Brandon237]

I'd make myself rich through their taxes, make them create more loyal children you know... start a group which will slowly buy out successful businesses, keeping the managers and staff, but with us as the profit reaping OWNERS! This will somehow lead to me getting hold of stem-cell research through possession of important businesses in the medical sector that will allow me to live for far longer... to command the children of the loyal ones, and their children and their children.

You can see where this is going, once I control a sizeable portion of the economy, I can start buying land, entire countries... I would create the largest superstate the world has ever known, And I would be at its helm. The 400 year old man who is still in his prime as leader of the world...

I would like my thousand now...

 

[Kruxxor]

Hmm well make them work and give all the money to me.

Boring I know but works out very good for me.

I instantly thought this.

Even if they all only paid my £1 a month I would be able to live off of that. Obviously with them all working and all under my command, I would ask for a lot more than that.

Apart from that, I'm not sure what I'd do with 1,000 loyal people...

 

[silverowl]

if i had a 1000 i would split them up in teams of 500 and watch them fight for glory, honour and donuts

 

[Lord Kloo]

Well after all the organic and horny urges had worn off...

Dress them all in gas masks and power suits armed with miniguns (all of which they stole.. somehow) then declare the UK (well maybe only England) my own and then march on parliament and force them to step down.

Muhahahaha.. Then I will use them as enforcers scattered through the army I control, the former British Empire will be restored, yes that means you Amercia..

 

[the Dept of Science]

Form the largest band the world has ever seen.

We would only play punk rock*, so 250 singers, 250 guitarists, 250 bassists, 250 drummers.
We would make the Polyphonic Spree look like a twopeice by comparison.
No venue smaller than a stadium could conceivably hold us.

* or perhaps free jazz, I'm not sure

 

[Lord Kloo]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.

And you are soooo right with yours how..?

I know its off topic and flaming but it had to be done..

 

[theriddlen]

So, they are male and female. I'd probably do some scientific research, Big Bang theory for example.

I'd be frikkin rich.

 

[Jark212]

Select the two most attractive females to be my girlfriends. The most intelligent members will be sent to Military Academies of all four Military branches to become officers, the rest will be sent to work in Enlisted positions like soldiers, engineers, pilots, technicians, doctors, nurses. after 4-8 years of training and experience I will form my own Private Security Corporation with agents in all aspects of the Military and Government, I will use the agents to influence world events and distribute power as I see fit...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

ITT: Internet Atheist who is as oppressive as any religious extremist.

 

[historybuff]

I'd make each one of them give me a $1000 dollars.

 

[Demodeus]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.

And you are soooo right with yours how..?

I know its off topic and flaming but it had to be done..

Presuming that I am against religion (which I am definitely not), I'd say burning houses of gathering of the different "World Religions" would be the worst possible approach at stopping religion as it has absolutely no prospect of causing anything except outrage and strengthening of faith.
Free thinking and religion is the same as physics and religion, they both can co-exist quite good once you have had a deeper look into both (I know a professor who teaches both physics and theology) as they are in no way incompatible, they both might be definite answers (definite for lack of a better word, physics for example is not quite definite as it is just an arbitrary system that we have found to work based on our observations) but they dont answer the same question.

I'm not saying my approach at life is good, or that religion is good per se, just that being ignorant is not. Kenko wants to promote free thinking by being ignorant which is kind of a paradox.
I'm all against paradoxes.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Ok...
I pick ten women to be my harem/servants. They get the best treatment as long as they're obedient.
108 are trained to be my personal assassins, The 108 (named after an organization I made up for a story once).
400 get jobs to get us money we need for the master plan.
100 seek supplies to build homes, sewers, power plants and resevoirs.
42 become lawyers to make the area it's own nation. Once done, they work on getting money.
50 seek weapons for military power.
250 will work on construction.
The remaining 40 will be our entertainers.

The master plan: Create the Democratic Kingdom of Awesomia, where everything is awesome. We have a congress to make laws, and I'm president-for-life, with elections to take place when I get senile. I make suggestions for laws, and because they all follow me, basically what I say goes, while the world sees me as a great leader.

 

[luclin92]

make a company, i dont care what type of company as long as it is one that makes money.