I can't wait to see this and I hope Pride and Prejudice and Zombies NEVER makes it, I tried reading the graphic novel but god damn as it ever BORING.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Looks Totally Insane
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I've been meaning to borrow the book from my friend, but nonetheless...
I'm still waiting for George Washington: Ghost Hunter, Teddy Roosevelt: Zombie Exterminator, Dwight Eisenhower: Alien Fighter, Harry Truman: Robot Destroyer, and Thomas Jefferson: Viking Annihilator.
I'm still waiting for George Washington: Ghost Hunter, Teddy Roosevelt: Zombie Exterminator, Dwight Eisenhower: Alien Fighter, Harry Truman: Robot Destroyer, and Thomas Jefferson: Viking Annihilator.
Teddy Roosevelt doesn't need fiction to paint him as an invincible bad ass that you don't want to fuck with. We have history books for that.Alssadar said:
I suppose this sounds as insane as Churchill the Hollywood years, which replaced Churchill as we know him with an American GI, who ends up saving the world with a few thousand bullets!
But this sounds awesome too! A lot more beleivable than any of that Dan Brown rubbish that keeps getting produced!
But this sounds awesome too! A lot more beleivable than any of that Dan Brown rubbish that keeps getting produced!
Jaeke said:
You know this movie is based on a book right? Just asking cause in the post i cant tell if you are bashing him for fucking up the book (which i have no idea if its true or not) or just because it seems like a horrible premise..
OT: totally psyched and have my story goggles turned off and am looking forward to my 16 president of america laying the smacketh down on some vampires in some over the top goofiness.
I didn't know Abraham Lincoln was a badarse ninja!
Watched this earlier on today and I was never this enthusiastic about an american president choppin' up people!
Watched this earlier on today and I was never this enthusiastic about an american president choppin' up people!
The person chopping clearly has immense strength, so tensile strength can be ignored. The axe blade is a wedge, and thus is pushing the tree both up and down. Since the tree can't move down, the earth is there, the top part of the tree accelerates upwards due to the force of the axe wedging it up. Most of the force will be directed perpendicular to the tree, yes, but some, due to the angle of impact, will be directed upwards. That is how he can chop a tree up.BehattedWanderer said:
This gets the greenlight but Mountains of Madness gets cut? Don't get me wrong, this looks ... not unfunny, but come on!!!
I have to admit that DOES look cool, and I have a lot of respect for Tim Burton despite the occasional failure.
That said, I can't help but wonder if this is simply trying to follow in the footsteps of the success of the recent, camped-up "Sherlock Holmes" movies.
That said, I can't help but wonder if this is simply trying to follow in the footsteps of the success of the recent, camped-up "Sherlock Holmes" movies.
And another joke about which vampire hunter can kill Edward is added to the list.
Still I admit this look interest and man that scene with Lincoln slashing the tree only to smash it was a total boss!
Still I admit this look interest and man that scene with Lincoln slashing the tree only to smash it was a total boss!