ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

[StellarViking]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED- Morning Ritual
Why aren't you in the shower getting ready to go to work? Seriously, you know this is a problem because you always manage to get ready to leave just by the skin of your nose even though you're always there on time and ready to go but if you keep wasting your time on things that aren't getting ready to go in the morning then one day it's going to catch up to you and you'll be late to something really important like your kid's ballet recital or your own funeral. 75G!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED- Priorities
Spent time typing up the above achievement instead of heeding the message. 5G!

 

[Spawny0908]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Responsibility!
Paid car insurance for the month...no matter how painful it was to do it or how broke doing it left you

 

[Bloodstain]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: PROcrastinat0r
Complete a 20 page scientific essay during a single night without coffee.
[small]I have no clue about gamerscores...[/small]

 

[Tomo Stryker]

Watch over 100 consecutive hours of porn. 15G

Fackin Ninja'd!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Failure of this Magnitude...

Borrow hundreds of dollars, then pay the loan back in cash through the mail. Only to realize you sent it to the wrong address. 125G

 

[ronald1840]

(I have a ps3 so I use trophies)

GOLD TROPHY UNLOCKED: Desperately Whipped

[Retrieve a female's handbag from train tracks with untied shoelaces, and barriers closing]

SILVER TROPHY UNLOCKED: Pants Happy

[Get a free lapdance on your birthday infront of parents]

GOLD TROPHY UNLOCKED: What are you doing this weekend?

[Beat Bioshock on Survivor, Uncharted 2 Crushing back to back, and watch 'The Fifth Element' in 24hrs or less without skipping cutscenes or sleeping]

Xbox ACHIEVMENT UNlOCKED: Insomnia

[Stay awake for 48hrs straight. 15G

 

[Ranorak]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Dry spell
Haven't seen your girlfriend in a month!

 

[Zantos]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

 

[Varrdy]

Achievement Unlocked - Mama Mia!: Drink your body weight in Peroni - 50G

I unlocked that last weekend.

Also;

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Survive the endurance test.

Played four consecutive hours of football without dying from exhaustion. 50G

1) Good man - cheers!

2) Four hours?!? Holy balls! I think my record is around 2hrs (intensive) but I could never last four hours without happily hacking off my own legs with my bootlaces! I hope you had a Peroni or two afterwards! ;-)

Wardy

 

[gravitate]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:the pain!!!!!
sit on your balls -1000G

 

[Varrdy]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

That's actually pretty good!

Wardy

 

[Zantos]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

That's actually pretty good!

Wardy

Don't know what inspired it. Could be the noodle and jack daniels sauce stir fry I managed to make for lunch. A truly quick and edible meal.

 

[MrJKapowey]

ACIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: ...It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Finish an international road trip.

(What the hell?)

[http://img200.imageshack.us/i/captchan.jpg/]

 

[Yuzzi]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Liverin' it up

Drink until you have trouble walking straight and wake up feeling fine.

 

[Varrdy]

Don't know what inspired it. Could be the noodle and jack daniels sauce stir fry I managed to make for lunch. A truly quick and edible meal.

Now that does sound nice!

Wardy

 

[lovestomooch]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Chewy...? - Ate raw chicken and wasn't sick. 20G

 

[Golden potatoe]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Chivalrous Prankster - 15G
Hold a door open for someone and suddenly slam it into their face.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Stop playing with yourself! - 150G
Successfully Clone yourself and defeat your clone at chess.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: These wings were made for fapping. - 25G
Whilst in an aircraft proceed to continuosly fap over 1,000 feet in the air.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: I wanna be the very best! - 35G
Cosplay as Ash Ketchum at a Digimon Convention and live to tell the tale.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: And the weiner is... - 30G
Streak across a public area for at least 20 seconds.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Six degrees of Epicness - 75G
AVATAR AWARD - Chuck Norris Mask.
AVATAR AWARD - Texas Ranger outfit.
View each image of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended page without vomiting.

I hope that was imaginative enough

 

[Ticonderoga117]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Which number is it again?
Try to order a pizza by calling the fax line, sober. 15G

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Omnissiah's pupil.
Successfully order a pizza by calling the fax line. 100G

First one happened and we never let him forget it whenever he orders food.

 

[Sad Face]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You made him do it? Persuade a friend to stick his hand into a public toilet. 150 IRL score.

I have successfully achieved that one.

That's awesome.
How did you do it?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - What Language is That?
Obtained a typable ReCaptcha. -20G