ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

[Bloodstain]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: PROcrastinat0r
Complete a 20 page scientific essay during a single night without coffee.
[small]I have no clue about gamerscores...[/small]

 

[Tomo Stryker]

Watch over 100 consecutive hours of porn. 15G

Fackin Ninja'd!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Failure of this Magnitude...

Borrow hundreds of dollars, then pay the loan back in cash through the mail. Only to realize you sent it to the wrong address. 125G

 

[ronald1840]

(I have a ps3 so I use trophies)

GOLD TROPHY UNLOCKED: Desperately Whipped

[Retrieve a female's handbag from train tracks with untied shoelaces, and barriers closing]

SILVER TROPHY UNLOCKED: Pants Happy

[Get a free lapdance on your birthday infront of parents]

GOLD TROPHY UNLOCKED: What are you doing this weekend?

[Beat Bioshock on Survivor, Uncharted 2 Crushing back to back, and watch 'The Fifth Element' in 24hrs or less without skipping cutscenes or sleeping]

Xbox ACHIEVMENT UNlOCKED: Insomnia

[Stay awake for 48hrs straight. 15G

 

[Ranorak]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Dry spell
Haven't seen your girlfriend in a month!

 

[Zantos]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

 

[Varrdy]

Achievement Unlocked - Mama Mia!: Drink your body weight in Peroni - 50G

I unlocked that last weekend.

Also;

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Survive the endurance test.

Played four consecutive hours of football without dying from exhaustion. 50G

1) Good man - cheers!

2) Four hours?!? Holy balls! I think my record is around 2hrs (intensive) but I could never last four hours without happily hacking off my own legs with my bootlaces! I hope you had a Peroni or two afterwards! ;-)

Wardy

 

[gravitate]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:the pain!!!!!
sit on your balls -1000G

 

[Varrdy]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

That's actually pretty good!

Wardy

 

[Zantos]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Survivalist. You prepared an edible meal in less than five minutes from only what is left in the back of the fridge - 15G

That's actually pretty good!

Wardy

Don't know what inspired it. Could be the noodle and jack daniels sauce stir fry I managed to make for lunch. A truly quick and edible meal.

 

[MrJKapowey]

ACIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: ...It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Finish an international road trip.

(What the hell?)

[http://img200.imageshack.us/i/captchan.jpg/]

 

[Yuzzi]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Liverin' it up

Drink until you have trouble walking straight and wake up feeling fine.

 

[Varrdy]

Don't know what inspired it. Could be the noodle and jack daniels sauce stir fry I managed to make for lunch. A truly quick and edible meal.

Now that does sound nice!

Wardy

 

[lovestomooch]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Chewy...? - Ate raw chicken and wasn't sick. 20G

 

[Golden potatoe]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Chivalrous Prankster - 15G
Hold a door open for someone and suddenly slam it into their face.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Stop playing with yourself! - 150G
Successfully Clone yourself and defeat your clone at chess.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: These wings were made for fapping. - 25G
Whilst in an aircraft proceed to continuosly fap over 1,000 feet in the air.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: I wanna be the very best! - 35G
Cosplay as Ash Ketchum at a Digimon Convention and live to tell the tale.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: And the weiner is... - 30G
Streak across a public area for at least 20 seconds.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Six degrees of Epicness - 75G
AVATAR AWARD - Chuck Norris Mask.
AVATAR AWARD - Texas Ranger outfit.
View each image of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended page without vomiting.

I hope that was imaginative enough

 

[Ticonderoga117]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Which number is it again?
Try to order a pizza by calling the fax line, sober. 15G

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Omnissiah's pupil.
Successfully order a pizza by calling the fax line. 100G

First one happened and we never let him forget it whenever he orders food.

 

[Sad Face]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You made him do it? Persuade a friend to stick his hand into a public toilet. 150 IRL score.

I have successfully achieved that one.

That's awesome.
How did you do it?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - What Language is That?
Obtained a typable ReCaptcha. -20G

 

[Griff Morivan]

....I got nothing.

 

[AgentBJ09]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Gradually More Punctual

Earned by reversing your habit of running a few minutes late to work. - G25

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Media Soak

Downloaded over 100 videos via means of RealPlayer - G5

 

[SpartanBlackman]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Denied
Play 3 hours of ranked matches in a fighting game only to lose to that dude who spams Zangief/Sagat/magnetostormsentinel/WeskerDanteSentinel

Achievement Unlocked- Hermit
Spend 100 Hours in the same room.

Achievement unlocked- Addict.
Spend 1 hour + refreshing for the new XKCD/PennyArcade/Naruto/Bleach/ZeroPunctuation.

Acievement Unlocked- For the greater good.
Miss your chance to go to Rome to let your two best friends go.

 

[Communist partisan]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You made him do it? Persuade a friend to stick his hand into a public toilet. 150 IRL score.

I have successfully achieved that one.

That's awesome.
How did you do it?

He's an idiot, and by idiot I mean he's really dumb, but still kinda nice.... but it was worth it.