Again, what's in the basement?

[DonMartin]

What the hell is down there?

Why don't you come on down there with me and find out.*wink* *wink* I totally promise to not take advantage of you I. the dark.

I was about to get really frightened by that and almost started to believe that you were a dangerous rapist trying to use me sexually.

Then I looked at your username, and was relieved to see that you're a "man, a man." Lucky for me, because Im not gay!





Waaait a minute.

 

[Ghaleon640]

About a dozen migrant workers doing nothing other than making it eternally deeper.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A really scary Boiler.

Was it a Boiler in Home Alone?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

His bravery shall never be forgotten.

I suddenly have the urge to revive it. Hmmmm....

Noooo!
Then I'll look at it again! Because.... must... see... terrifying stuff... to scare myself... For some reason...

Bravery? No, it's stupidity.

And that'll be your brain wanting the adrenaline rush you get from being confronted with a fightor-flight situation. Like when you're scared, for example.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Silence. We speak not of that wretched place. We buried that place a long time ago with that thread. The thread is allowed to live though, we occasionally toss a guy down there to start it off again and then another couple follow to see what the fuss is about. Eventually, they all get scared and run back up to the normal threads.

It's like a large dog where it's bark is worse than it's bite, in fact it has no bite it merely gums you. We call it The Scary Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread] Gerald.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

An electric guitar.
A dungeon master's guide.
Kiss posters on the wall.
A twelve-sided die.
Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler figurines.

I thought those were in the garage.

That was quick... good show, sir.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Bravery? No, it's stupidity.

And that'll be your brain wanting the adrenaline rush you get from being confronted with a fightor-flight situation. Like when you're scared, for example.

Yeah.. It will scare the shit out of me, but I'll love it at the same time. I should be fine as long as no one-

We call it The Scary Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread]

OH SHIT TOO LATE.
Mussssttt.... nottt....cliiiiiii-*Gets pulled down the basement stairs*

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Bravery? No, it's stupidity.

And that'll be your brain wanting the adrenaline rush you get from being confronted with a fightor-flight situation. Like when you're scared, for example.

Yeah.. It will scare the shit out of me, but I'll love it at the same time. I should be fine as long as no one-

We call it The Scary Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread]

OH SHIT TOO LATE.
Mussssttt.... nottt....cliiiiiii-*Gets pulled down the basement stairs*

Yup, that's wh-

Oh, hi there. Do you think you could ressurect me? I seem to have left my fighting machine behind...

 

[zehydra]

Me. It's not so bad, come join us.

 

[superbatranger]

It's where CandleJack keeps his vict-

But, I thought CandleJack always kills hi-

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Bravery? No, it's stupidity.

And that'll be your brain wanting the adrenaline rush you get from being confronted with a fightor-flight situation. Like when you're scared, for example.

Yeah.. It will scare the shit out of me, but I'll love it at the same time. I should be fine as long as no one-

We call it The Scary Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread]

OH SHIT TOO LATE.
Mussssttt.... nottt....cliiiiiii-*Gets pulled down the basement stairs*

And it is so, the beast has it's meal as it was written in the ancient scriptures of the HTML.

 

[FalloutJack]

It's where CandleJack keeps his vict-

But, I thought CandleJack always kills hi-

OT: The Escapist basement leads into The Master's TARDIS. Don't go down there!

 

[DasDestroyer]

It's just Hypnotoad's massive army of trolALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

[ThreeWords]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

I somehow get the feeling you don't frequent our nice lil' RP forum so often.
[sup]It's probably a good for you; strangers don't last long round down in the gloom of our underground realm...[/sup]

 

[Infernai]

Oh not much, just dirt, dust.....and dimensional rift that will transport you to a realm that consists only of your darkest fears.

 

[Knusper]

I always assumed it was where we locked away the captured trolls.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

about half an inch of water and an arms race between old pipes and cobwebs.

 

[puff ball]

its were the escapist keeps Yahtzee, don't believe the lies about Australia

 

[BENZOOKA]

I am in the basement.

 

[Caligulove]

Three people, living there of their own accord. Even set up their own beds and kitchen and everything... Actually, that might just be a separate apartment on what might be the floor below me... that would explain why that liquor mini-fridge I store there is always empty...