I love it but if i drink too much it makes me very horny. then follows the vomit and hangover xD
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An Irishman walks into a pub one day and orders three pints. He sits down with them and slowly drinks them, one after the other, and then leaves.
The next day he comes back, and again he orders three beers, drinks them, and leaves. And the next day, and the day after that.
One day, after he orders his beers, the bartender asks him why he doesn't just get them one at a time so that each one is fresh when he drinks it. The Irishman says, "Well, it's sort of a family tradition. I have two brothers, and we used to drink together all the time when we were younger, but then they both moved away and we don't see each other so much anymore. So now, when we drink, we each order three beers, one for each of us, and it's like old times again." The bartender and the pub's other regulars think that this is pretty touching.
Then one day he orders two beers instead of three, and the whole pub goes quiet. The bartender approaches him and says that he's very sorry for his loss.
And then the Irishman says, "Oh, it's nothing like that! My doctor just told me I have to give up drinking."
An Irishman walks into a pub one day and orders three pints. He sits down with them and slowly drinks them, one after the other, and then leaves.
The next day he comes back, and again he orders three beers, drinks them, and leaves. And the next day, and the day after that.
One day, after he orders his beers, the bartender asks him why he doesn't just get them one at a time so that each one is fresh when he drinks it. The Irishman says, "Well, it's sort of a family tradition. I have two brothers, and we used to drink together all the time when we were younger, but then they both moved away and we don't see each other so much anymore. So now, when we drink, we each order three beers, one for each of us, and it's like old times again." The bartender and the pub's other regulars think that this is pretty touching.
Then one day he orders two beers instead of three, and the whole pub goes quiet. The bartender approaches him and says that he's very sorry for his loss.
And then the Irishman says, "Oh, it's nothing like that! My doctor just told me I have to give up drinking."
Hate the stuff. Never did like the taste, probably never will. I dunno why, I just find them to be really, really unpleasant.
It's like an assload of cousins who I rarely see, only two of whom being cool enough to hang around with on their own.
You mean you have a good solid relationship for a few weeks out of the year and then avoid it because it costs too much?Swollen Goat said:
I have one pint of guiness almost everyday. When I go out to a bar drinking though its a whole other story. If im out with friends then ill drink 8 or 9 pints then whatever spirits I can get my hands on. If I dont run out of money i buy more. I dont get hangovers though so its all good the next morning while I remember what I did.
I have a love hate relationship with it and I dont need it to have fun. I had some amazing nights with some of the best stories I have to tell while drunk but on the other hand the worst too. Eh im 16 if that matters in the question
I have a love hate relationship with it and I dont need it to have fun. I had some amazing nights with some of the best stories I have to tell while drunk but on the other hand the worst too. Eh im 16 if that matters in the question
My liver's bane is my brain's delight.
Ok, I don't drink that much, but...well, getting drunk and trying to work on quantum mechanics problems is quite fun.
Ok, I don't drink that much, but...well, getting drunk and trying to work on quantum mechanics problems is quite fun.