Aliens are invading and you are armed with the last weapon you used in a video game.

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Lord_Gremlin

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Tire iron form VtM: Bloodlines. I'm a sad panda...
Wait, does this mean I'm also a vampire? Do aliens have blood?
 

Hale Bloodshock

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Uh... a one-handed sword and a magic resistant shield. Damn it Dragon Age 2. Well, at least the stats on the sword were pretty good.
 

shadeira

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happy me i have the "Bastion" pistols and machete right at hand .. and i have someone to tell me how to use them :)
 

k-ossuburb

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The Madcat Timber Wolf from Mechassault on the original Xbox. I realised I haven't played it in a long time and I decided to give it a go, I do remember it being one of my favourite games on the big, black brick of love.

EDIT:Sorry, I meant Timber Wolf. It's pretty much the exact same design as the Madcat, but it has dual gauss rifles instead of the PPC, pulse lasers instead of the machine guns and the lighter Crossbow missiles instead of the heavier Javelin missiles. Plus it's slightly more well armored than the Madcat.

I often get those two confused.

Although, I wish I lied and said I had the Ragnarok. That thing is a fucking walking wall of death.
 

newwiseman

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A cannon that fires mini-nuke exploding cows and regenerates ammo o.0... Ya I can work with that.
 

Slenn

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If it was Touhou 6:
An infinite stream of cards and the wonderful powers of dodging of Remia the Shrine Maiden.

If it was Shining Soul 2:
A magical shield cast around me and a level 3 fire spell.

Either way, I don't know how far I'll last.
 

Alastore

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Not counting League of Legends. My last played game was vanquish, therefore i get 'B.L.A.D.E' the weapon that can copy other weapons :p
 

The Night Shade

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Last game i played was Goldeneye 64 and i was using Bond's PPK. Well at least i look suave when fighthing aliens
 

KorLeonis

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Kronos, tier 2 Gallente battleship, with tech 2 railguns and drones, no tank but lots of damage mods. I think we'll be alright.
 

scw55

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Daedric Bow from Oblivion. Shame last time I did archery IRL was when I was 10 and hated it because the tutor was an arse hole and he put me off it. I'm sure it's not too hard.
 

Denamic

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Been playing Fallout NV with nothing but a knife so... they're invading us with knives?
Hm.
I'd wish them good luck.
 

Mistermixmaster

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I get the Ruhm? For real?! Hell yeah, those aliens are going down!

Length: 1477mm
Barrel: 1037mm
Caliber: 7.62mm
Weight: 13500g

I got a bipod. I just gotta set it up and start moving 'em aliens down!
 

Kaymish

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do homebrew flash games count? yes awesome the heavy naval gauss rifle i cant carry it and i doubt it will fit on anything less than a space ship or some fixed ground based instillation irl but it packs one hell of a punch

if not the cruddy masseffect 2 starting pistol im an adept whoo heavy warp all the way or would warp count as a weapon?? if so awesome