Aliens are invading and you are armed with the last weapon you used in a video game.

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The entire army of greater Nazi Germany, basically all of Eurasia with ww2 tech and nukes.

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I get to stomp all over them in my Mobile Trench

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I think we've got decent chances with the orbital MAC Cannon from Halo Wars. So long as somebody can target the thing, we'll be OK.
 

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well

the sword thingy from Chantelise...

welp, now I just gotta pull a ninja on them aliens
 

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Doul's Possible sword from Dungeons of Dredmor. As long as I don't run out of batteries I should be fine
 

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The vampire killer. Well this should be fun. I mean it is magic so it might work well. Plus it finds me sub weapons and food to eat for health.
 

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The army of the North German Confederation. Maybe they can delay the aliens long enough for me to hide.
 

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Insanity_Zero said:
Last game I played was Catherine... I am sooo screwed. And not the good kind of screwed. I'm screwed in the worst way. Deliverance level screwed.
The title says "the last weapon you used in a video game" not "the weaponry you had last time you were playing a video game" so unless you used weapons in Catherine, you have to think further back.

I think the last weapon I used was a sword, which is kind of limiting except it's the one you get as a reward for turning in something looted from the corpse of a stonking huge cross between a queen ant and the Alien Queen in the middle of a room full of eternally-respawning, acid-spitting, multi-limbed giant ants, it's got all sorts of special properties, enchantments and skill modifiers and the fact I can use it at all means my Sword skill's over 350 out of about 425. Starting Sword skill is anywhere from (10+10)/3 to (100+100)/3 + 10 so 350 isn't messing about.

So, yes, it's still limiting but a vindictive, sneaky b____ with that thing available is going to be taking out stragglers, sentries and shovel recces and collecting alien weaponry, then learning how to use that.

Anything else recent is a bow, a casting implement (they've got to be weak to something) or, erm, a totally indestructible Mosquito that I can refuel or teleport to anywhere in Earth's atmosphere just by willing it, which probably gives us some sort of edge somehow.