Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Collins didn't give me anything to talk about.

make fun of Collins

 

[staika]

I am staika and I am here to make fun of Collins

Witty comeback

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and all of your names in staika's avatar are witty comebacks.

Speed.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter. And my speed is higher than my stamina.

Duct tape.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and duck tape is your friend.

pocket watch

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and maps are confusing.

Dragons

 

[Dead Seerius]

I'm Smoke and I have severe dragon soul addiction.

Tea party

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedy and I invite all you to my saucy tea party!

Word processor.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygon-2000, aNd i cant Work this w0rd prOseSsor£

Alarm Clock

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I really need to find a better, more reliable alarm clock. My phones are just not cutting it.

potato man

 

[staika]

I'm staika and I killed the potato man

Vengeance

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygon-2000, and I will get my vengeance on that damn spy!

Huge tracts of land

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I need some tenants to manage my huge tracts of land. I'll pay in cows. Any takers?

Verisimilitude.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I see clearly.

Medical Amphetamines.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman, *something about the above topic*.

excuses

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Fijiman and I like making excuses about the topic above.

Wait...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm going to beat Silent while he's thinking about what was off about his post.

Pain

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygn-2000, and I'm in constant pain!

Cream Gravy

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm thinking about who/what I want to fire these cream gravy bombs at.

paradox

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I will self-destruct when confronted with a logical paradox.

Tofu