Am I wrong to want this girl to be punched in the face?

[The Funslinger]

I came to inform you that it is never wrong to want to punch a woman in the face.

Joking aside, she probably does deserve to get hit by a truck. Well maybe she doesn't deserve that, but I would still laugh.

Yes, maybe just a light crippling.

OT: Weeeellp, hopefully someone they know will hear and he'll be like "DUUUUUUUDE!" and he'll be like "what's up, BRO!?"

I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I came to inform you that it is never wrong to want to punch a woman in the face.

Joking aside, she probably does deserve to get hit by a truck. Well maybe she doesn't deserve that, but I would still laugh.

Yes, maybe just a light crippling.

OT: Weeeellp, hopefully someone they know will hear and he'll be like "DUUUUUUUDE!" and he'll be like "what's up, BRO!?"

I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...

Phew. For a second there I thought someone was quoting Jersey Shore. I didn't want to have to kill.

Again.

:|

 

[The Funslinger]

I came to inform you that it is never wrong to want to punch a woman in the face.

Joking aside, she probably does deserve to get hit by a truck. Well maybe she doesn't deserve that, but I would still laugh.

Yes, maybe just a light crippling.

OT: Weeeellp, hopefully someone they know will hear and he'll be like "DUUUUUUUDE!" and he'll be like "what's up, BRO!?"

I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...

Phew. For a second there I thought someone was quoting Jersey Shore. I didn't want to have to kill.

Again.

:|

You think that's bad? There's a British version of that show called Geordie Shore. Apparently I went too far when I stated that the cast were all justification for abortion...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I think you're wrong. There's no reason a woman should ever be punched in the face. It's a barbaric tradition that has a chance of killing her. Equally men shouldn't be punched in the face.

What should happen is that the guy goes out, finds her best friend, has a happy relationship with her and posts her the photos just so she can find out how sad, lonely and desperate her life is - just before her dad fires her because he's heard the programme as well.

Punching is so passé.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I came to inform you that it is never wrong to want to punch a woman in the face.

Joking aside, she probably does deserve to get hit by a truck. Well maybe she doesn't deserve that, but I would still laugh.

Yes, maybe just a light crippling.

OT: Weeeellp, hopefully someone they know will hear and he'll be like "DUUUUUUUDE!" and he'll be like "what's up, BRO!?"

I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...

Phew. For a second there I thought someone was quoting Jersey Shore. I didn't want to have to kill.

Again.

:|

You think that's bad? There's a British version of that show called Geordie Shore. Apparently I went too far when I stated that the cast were all justification for abortion...

...Now I don't want to live on this planet.

 

[Valthek]

Fire needs to be applied in liberal ammounts to every part of this girl's being. Ungrateful ****
But seriously, your BF buys you flowers and you get angry for it...

also, I like this planet, can't we eject HER into space?

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Relationships are built on trust. This one clearly is not. While I agree flowers should be delivered ON Valentines day it doesn't not give reason enough to assume someone is cheating on you. It is possible she didn't work on V-day and the BF wanted them to be specifically delivered at her work. (A show off kind of thing) In that case its understandable, plus it would be far more surprising for them to be delivered before or after V-day.

I don't like her, she sounds very unappreciative and immature. Dad gave her a job, boy friend buys her gifts, yet she bitches about both. Like a spoiled child.

Guys we all haven't gotten the right gift sooner or later, but thats when our girl if (shes good) to appreciate the thought more than the gift itself.


As for the whole women are bitches / men are slaves argument thats stewing in here. I'm sorry if you've had a few bad relationships, but discriminating against a whole group is uncalled for. Believe me, I have had my share of bad women. I lost my virginity to a whore (she really was, 4 or 5 guys on the side and at Disney where she worked she was called quote "The Disney Whore") and she manipulated me into supporting her as she drained all of us. I hate her, but that doesn't mean all women are bad. I am now happily married to the best woman I've ever had a chance to get close to.

A-holes come in all races, gender, and size. There is no specific group for it.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

She sounds like a pretty huge ***** to me. I'd dump her ass in half a second.

 

[RustlessPotato]

To be honest I think there should be a class where people are constantly being punched in the face. By Chuck Norris, riding a velociraptor with lasers that can shoot Sharks. Just today I heard "Well if he doesn't even know why i'm mad i don't see why i should tell him ! He should know !". Seriously? How is non-dialogue ever going to work in a relationship. I bought a boat and called it relation, so i do have a relationship ( -.-).

So no, you're not wrong for wanting some one to get punched in the face. I actually have a company that specialises in getting people punched in the face. The first three are free.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Find this crap happening all the time. Really pisses me off is that most women make up excuses for pulling this kind of crap. If a guy does it to a women, well then it's not justified and is call for a lecture. Loathe the whole idea of Valentines day because it's just an excuse to buy more shit. Literally has nothing to do with loving someone. I can only love someone by buying her crap, well then don't sign me up. So many girls throw a tantrum if the guy forgets. Have heard so many girls ***** about guys forgetting and it doesn't matter what his excuse was. Just have to share this with you because it's my favorite. Eventually I went to Starbucks to get a cup of coffee and hang out before work. Looked for a booth to sit down in and heard these two girls talking. Leaned in and heard what she was talking about. I guess she was mad because her boyfriend forgot her birthday and she was pissed. Come to find out that the reason he missed it was because his dad died two day before. Eventually I heard this **** say that she forgives him and hopefully he will make it up to her. Now the way she said it made me want to punch her. The relationship will always be about her and your just kind of there.

You do realize that two cunty excuses for women doesn't define all of us? And further than that there are women out there that don't care if a guy buys her something for valentines, just thinks about her. Alot of women would love a gift, but they'd just as much love to just stay and home and watch a favorite movie or go for a stroll hand in hand in the park or something. Hell, my perfect valentines would be something like cooking an enchilada dinner together and then playing a mutually loved video game.

I don't make excuses for these women. They're horrible people who mistreat their boyfriend. But the thing is it's not about gender. They're horrible PEOPLE regardless of gender because if you hadn't notice guys can treat their girlfriend's really shitty as well and I can vouch for that, but because a guy was an asshole to me doesn't mean that all guys out there are like that.

And we're not generalising women. All generalisations are bad !(wait :/)

 

[Neonit]

no.

what is the moral of the story? people are dicks. or cunts in that case.
idiocy knows no gender.
if the roles were reversed, how would you react?
i propose we judge this situation in a..... unisex manner.....

dr Neonit recommends dumping her ass. supplement it with high dose of spreading the news for maximum effect.

should work for both sexes.....

 

[Sarah Frazier]

That chick has strange priorities.

She gets perfume in a scent she hates (maybe he doesn't know what brand/scent she likes?) and her first thought is "OMG he's cheating!!!!"? Seriously? She couldn't just say "Thanks for the perfume, but I'd rather have gotten something else" before rummaging through his bank statement? Then she throws a little fit over flowers one day late, even though it may have taken a day for the florist to get certain flowers fresh and arrange them? Or maybe he thought she'd like the surprise.

*sighs* She doesn't deserve a punch to the face, but she could use a sound slapping followed by a good break-up from the BF.

Off Topic: My husband gets rather creative on Valentine's Day since I'm not much of a flowers/jewelery girl. He'll write his own poetry, link silly/romantic things from youtube, or buy goofy V-day related things that often go unused. He knows I'll love him regardless of gifts on one particular day because there's nobody else I can think of who would fight away nurses with needles when I reach my limit of having blood drawn.

Okay, so he may not ACTUALLY keep the nurses away if they're looking for something important, but it means the world to hear that he'll have my back like that.

 

[Colour Scientist]

A-holes come in all races, gender, and size. There is no specific group for it.

This.
A guy is an asshole = that guy is and asshole
A woman is an asshole = all women are selfish cunts

That kind of thinking is why feminism still has a purpose. I'm not going to quote specific people because I'm not trying to drag this into one of THOSE arguments but I feel it's worth mentioning.

OP: The guy should break up with her. She doesn't appreciate what he does for her and she doesn't trust him, end of.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The girl is COMPLETELY unapologetic about her suspection, arguing that (and I'm quoting) "It's stupid to give someone flowers the day after valentines day anyway" and "Maybe he'll learn in the future."

***** radio show host asks, upon being told by the girl she'll stop by her job to collect the flowers ("Since their going to be dead in a couple days anyway") "So you have a job where you can just show up whenever you want?"

Girl responds "Actually, I work for my father, and I hate it, so I do a bad job on purpose..."

Remove Chivalry from the equation, if you believe in it, this person is a disgusting human being am I right?

Wow, what a *****. I was just going to quote the quote about giving flowers on the 15th of February. To that I say it's bullshit to do extra-special things for your significant other only on Valentines Day, a Birthday and, X-mas (assuming you celebrate the last one). If you love someone enough, you don't need Hallmark to tell you when to tell your beloved how you feel.

On topic though, yeah, that woman sounds like kind of a *****. I don't know who she is in her normal day-to-day life so maybe she secretly wants to rescue orphans using the love of rainbows but geeze...I don't see how people like that get into relationships in the first place.

Edit: My internet decided to crap out so there's a decent chance that this will be posted twice...

 

[madster11]

Well, women want equality, right?

And if it was a guy doing and saying that bullshit, i would smack him in the head until i knock the stupid out of him.

So no, not wrong to want to punch her.

 

[Arakasi]

A-holes come in all races, gender, and size. There is no specific group for it.

This.
A guy is an asshole = that guy is and asshole
A woman is an asshole = all women are selfish cunts

That kind of thinking is why feminism still has a purpose. I'm not going to quote specific people because I'm not trying to drag this into one of THOSE arguments but I feel it's worth mentioning.

OP: The guy should break up with her. She doesn't appreciate what he does for her and she doesn't trust him, end of.

Spoiler

XKCD has a comic for every situation.

Though I believe that the concept is out-dated in terms of women, at least in most of the Western world.
Well... I hope it is.

 

[Erana]

Oy this is going to get me in trouble if any women read this but its the truth.
The most selfish women live in our society. I want to make it clear that it isn't all women but my god it is the majority of them. We have steered our women into feelings of self entitlement and to be completely selfish while ignoring others feelings. The younger the woman the worse it seems to get too.

Now I actually don't even blame the women for this, it is a society issue and it is taught to them. Women are being more and more geared towards that very type of behavior in the original post while men seem to be getting less "manly" for a lack of a better word and simply just putting up with it. This is where we are socially evolving.

If you want to see a good and decent woman go where life isn't easy in the world. You will see women who work 10x harder than the average western woman. Who appreciate everything they work for and their significant other does for them. They are respectful and never feel entitled to things that they did not earn. Not only will you see what you would swear are perfect women but if you treat one of them like you do one from here you are the greatest man in their eyes. The only difference is they actually deserve to be treated so highly.

I will not be surprised if I get called names for this or called sexist because I think a woman should be judged by her quality and not just put upon a pedestal and treated like a queen simply because she is a woman.

No, I'm going to call your comment sexist because you just said that most women in my life, myself included, is an ungrateful ***** because of where I'm from.
Oh, and I get bonus ***** points for my being a young woman!

How about you *gasp* get to know people before declaring them entitled and selfish?
Is that really to much to ask?


And back at the OP, don't waste your time. When you're in a situation where you know you're going to get angry, just avoid it.
Which I am doing a terrible job of right now, honestly, because I knew I would encounter a bunch of comments with negative stereotypes of my gender...
Yeah, I'm going to go now.

 

[Azaradel]

I would state my opinion on the matter, but I'm a woman and, as we all know, all women are self-centered, attention-whoring, vapid cunts who only view men as wallets to leech on 'til a better wallet man comes along so I guess my opinion is void, huh?

Seriously, can we have one single thread mentioning a woman being an asshole that doesn't devolve into "all women (oooh, I'm sorry, I mean most women) are bitches who are out to screw over the good guys" within the first few posts? Just one? I mean, you don't see me using quotes from a few of the lovely gentlemen in this very thread to deduce that "all guys are misogynistic assholes who only think women are good for anything if they shut up and put out".

Of course, I am a woman, so I should get back in the kitchen and stop ruining the forums for all of you charming young men. I'm sorry if I just completely trailed off into something only vaguely related to the topic at hand, but this shit just kinda grinds my gears. I guess I must be on my period.

Now, on topic: She's an asshole. There are a lot of assholes in the world. That doesn't mean she should get punched in the face, though, because that will not solve anything. What she should get is fired and dumped.

 

[Agow95]

I want to punch her in the face as well, repeatedly

 

[Arakasi]

Seriously, can we have one single thread mentioning a woman being an asshole that doesn't devolve into "all women (oooh, I'm sorry, I mean most women) are bitches who are out to screw over the good guys" within the first few posts? Just one? I mean, you don't see me using quotes from a few of the lovely gentlemen in this very thread to deduce that "all guys are misogynistic assholes who only think women are good for anything if they shut up and put out".

Umm... I don't know how you got that from any most of the posts I've seen in this thread.
Especially the first few posts.

OT: She definitely deserves something. Namely a massive and devistating dump.